Battle Royale – Tongkat Ali vs Kacip Fatimah!
Tongkat Ali is a preparation that is marketed as a libido enhancer
and performance booster for men. It is said to be the “herbal Viagra”,
and it claims to be effective against Erectile Dysfunction (ED). I
discarded my skepticism and decided to sample one of this to establish
the efficacy. ;)
This beverage does not only contain Tongkat Ali but ginseng for extra fortification. 250 ml was consumed in a single sitting.
Mr. Happy is still not showing up.
The trouser snake lies dormant.
Subject tried to potentiate with visual stimulation. Normal results
were noted. Length and girth did not exceed regular measurements.
Duration of erection was within the normal values.
Tongkat Ali did not give me a tongkat.
Dud. Avoid unless you’re thirsty.
Kacip Fatimah is another famous preparation. It’s dubbed “Tongkat
Ali for women” and is marketed for women as a libido enhancer. Despite
being the wrong gender, I took this for a spin as well.
250 ml of Pearl Kacip Fatimah was consumed in a single setting.
Captain does not have a log.
No wood in the captain’s log.
Looking at the silhouette of a female figure on the tin. Slight
stirring in the nether regions, but that could just be my imagination.
Fatimah did nothing for me.
Dud. It tastes good though, sweet and tangy, unlike the Tongkat Ali preparation.