McDonald’s McDelivery is using a centralized ordering system for all branches throughout Malaysia using its 1300-13-1300
number, which is based in Klang Valley. I had a McAttack last night
(not a McHeartAttack, you only get those after the meal) and surfed to
McDonald’s McDelivery website to get the number to call.
They insisted delivery services close after 10 pm. I asked them for the Kuching McDonald’s branch number and called that number.
Kuching told me that delivery services is open till 11 pm.
Unfortunately, I cannot order through them as I had to go through the
1300 centralized system in Klang Valley.
I called the 1300 number and told them about Kuching’s later
delivery services and they insisted that delivery services in Kuching
closes at 10 pm. F@*(#*&@#!!!oneone how dare you tell me when
Kuching delivery closes when you’re not in Kuching,
I got super McPissedOff and (insert standard procedure to deal with
uncooperative front line staff) and they finally relented and put my
The McDonald’s McDelivery staff finally reached my place at about 11
pm. Damn McDonald’s…what if I was McStoned and McDrunk and McFuckedUp
and drove to the outlet instead and McHit-and-Run innocent grandmothers
rolling a trolley while McDrivingWhileIntoxicated?
…at least they had they decency to give me plenty of chilli sauce. Literally.