I’ve always been a big fan of the song, not leaving the club until it plays at least twice. I also like Umbrella, the track that introduced me to Rihanna’s music. Rihanna has this knack of churning out songs that you can’t seem to get out of your head. It’s excellent club music but also brilliant for prancing around cross-dressed with an umbrella in the hotel lobby in.
Like this:
Unless you’ve been hiding in a cave for the past few weeks, you’ll know that Rihanna is coming to Malaysia. Yes, the R&B star will be performing February 13th at Sadium Putra in Bukit Jalil. No, that’s not her in the picture above, that would be me, but thank you for the kind comments.
People (well “normal people” anyway) don’t cross-dress and take incriminating…er, I mean creative videos of themselves without a very good reason. I’ll give you a great reason:
MeTV is having a Rihanna contest where you record and upload videos of yourself being a Rihanna fan to win prizes, which includes meeting Rihanna in person!
You’ll get the chance to see her doing every day things, like…er, eating Freedom Fries. The Grand Winner will get the full Monty – VVIP passes, meeting and sending Rihanna off at KLIA, invites to the post-party and more! Get more details at Unleash the Rihanna in U with MeTV.
Here’s what you need to do:
1. Record your best Rihanna video from your mobile.
2. Send your video via MMS to 26388 with RIHANNA typed in your message or subject box
Simple, right?
Meanwhile, if you want to watch, rate & download videos on MeTV from your mobile:
Step 1 : Log on to http://wap.channelx.com.my (from your mobile)
Step 2 : Go to Fun Stuff and select MeTV
Step 3 : Click on the Rihanna category.
Step 4 : Watch, rate (my video) or download any of the listed videos.
Check out the video I did – it’s a very liberal interpretation of Rihanna’s Umbrella. I managed to secure an umbrella from the hotel staff and wore a purple dress inside the hotel lobby while prancing around with an umbrella.
I think the only reason I wasn’t kicked out of the hotel is coz I’m staying there. ;)
It also features a shower scene, which was actually done after the lobby scene since it involved wetting the dress. I casually strolled down with my entourage in tow and took my shower robe off in the lounge before dancing to Rihanna’s music. It took 3 people to get it done – one to film, one to provide the music, and one to take photos. I think it’s my best video work to date. :)
Thanks to the EZY sisters (Eiling, Ziling, Yiling) I shall hereby dub this Umbrella feat. The EZY sisters (instead of Jay-Z, whom I would have serious reservations about having in the bathroom with me).
Got Rihanna Mania?
hb, so sexy la u.. hahha.. it could be better if u manage to pull up a bit your skirt. wakakakaka. don’t be shy shy ok…
wah seh…nice man…..!!!!! you have lighten up my day.. :)
lols… judging from the dress and all, u srsly do look like a gal instead… anyways nice body art u got under ur nromal shirt
Have you no shame? One day you are going to look back and wish you did not do this.
It’s your life no doubt. But think about the girl that you are going to meet and your parents, and your close friends.
eiling: Haha! That would be quite funny though right? ;)
fish fish: Thank you, thank you. =D
Ya, actually those ladies from ancient times learn from me one. ;)
xin: Nice right? ;)
Yeah, some of my coworkers are going too.
Poverina: I really doubt that, considering I have no assets to speak of except a potbelly. ;)
goolooloo: Haha! No, I not shy one. You can pull up my dress anytime. :p
Jys: Great! :)
I’m glad I made your day. :)
eugene: Thanks! I’m going to do another tattoo soon. :)
B: Shame? What is this word you speak of? Can it be eaten? Is it best fried or grilled?
No, I will not look back with regrets. I will look back and be glad I have lived a good life, with good friends who are not as judgmental as you. :)
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself
and
Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck that is in your brother’s eye. ;)
lol !!!! u r sexy wearing purple tube dress. I luv it.
Lol – you definetly rock – R*E*S*P*E*C*T* :)
Hail to the queen, baby! ;)
There’s carnival going on over here in a few weeks – that being the only time of the year which I consider having the true spirit of anarchy. Would love to invite you, I’m quite sure we would have a hell lotta fun….
Lol – you definetly rock – R*E*S*P*E*C*T* :)
Hail to the queen, baby! ;)
There’s carnival going on over here in a few weeks – that being the only time of the year which I consider having the true spirit of anarchy. Would love to invite you, I’m quite sure we would have a hell lotta fun….
But don’ forget to bring your Rihanna setup with you – maybe I should dress up as Beyonce. :)
um, well… you do have legs like madonna, a chest like kd lang, and almost as many tatoos as amy winehouse… but personaly i would have gone with a pennzoil or exxon-mobil one umbrella in order to save my future wife and family any excessive embarrasment. just being constuctive, ya know.
sylvia: Haha! Thanks. :)
raoulduke: Man, I love the title. Heh! Hail to the queen indeed. :)
Carnival eh? With a true spirit of anarchy to boot. Sounds like my kind of thing.
tom: LOL! I love your wit, my friend. Thanks for a great start to the morning. :)
Oh. so The Sixthseal now cannot take criticism.
How many of these girls you hang out with would want to date you, seriously?
Ask THEM.
HB we love ur video…..the whole ofis!hahaahahahahahahahahaha…u shld ave done more sexier moves kekeke
Dude: Lets do another one . I’ll direct it with full on effects and editing and make sure you win it. LOL.
Btw, keep the day job……
Whoa there, dude. Whoa there. Just take it easy and chill out, ‘kay? We cool wi’ dat, mang?
At least you don’t have some NON-intelligent, NON-sensical, NON-cumpooped ning-NONg who can’t even spell aNON, let alone aNONymous, right go and tell you to STFU when ALL you did was ask Mr. HB WHY he just had to go and be all nice guy and such to some dipshit who just HAD to go out of its way to dish out some unwarranted, unwanted, BULLSHITEOL criticism taken straight out from its stupid, heavily lubricated ass to use it to spite da man with when the man didn’t deserve it at all, right? (okay, so i didn’t only just ask that..i said something else too. Who cares? Eat shit.) HB UGLY? Well, everybody says that until the day they have seen ME in person. Huzzahloled!!! Ah…Sure was a good, short..but still, really good, Tee Hee + LOL session that i had that day. Damn near shat myself too.
And oh ya, go ask yourself this too…Why did HB call you a black pot there? What did ya do on here before? Maybe THAT is the reason why he doesn’t want to hear things from you. Dood.
Tell me to STFU again, you morons. You THINK i care about what YOU have to say? uh, wait..Wait a minute thar…People like that can THINK? LOZL. Yah…well then, Wh4tZ3v3rZ Yo lol. But hey, an eye for an eye.. imma fair dude, so i got the same four letters for YOU as well. yah, you can just go right ahead, be my guest, and go Stuff That Fucking Umbrella right up your HIV-positive asses. You buncha ape-shit-eating MONKEYS, you. LULZ. Or maybe you would WANT to do that AFTER you have went ahead and gone all tranny mode on yourselves and shot a video for this rihanna contest thing? COMPLETE with elaborate wig-and-make-up job AND unpopped boners?
Ah. Now that’s therapeutic. Larfin’ out Laod. Z.
O LOOK IT ARE TAT BOOB LAMB BEECH AGAINZ THA COW WERD WHO LIKE TO CALL HUAI BANANA HATERZ KOWARDS LOLEDONEONEONE!!!22 LET US GO CALL HIM AN RAM RAPING FETISH MANIACK AND CHALLANGE HIM TO PROVE HE HAS GOT BAAAAALLLLLSSS11112 BY TELLING HIM TO GO PUUT HIS UGLY FACE ON TEE NETLOLZ FOR ALL O UZ TOO SEEE AND FOTOSHOPP LOL
THERE, i did it for you already. You lot of dumb, illiterate-ass haters. No need to thank me. What? You ARE NOT going to? Huh. Well, then…go eat pig shit and NOT enjoy it, you ungrateful bunch of…Nevermind. LUL’D.
Too much time on hands? Wot? nah, that’s what you think.
Goddamnit. i forgot to quote. Again. The big, stupid pile of bullshit that you see that is just above this comment is a response to a response made by ‘B’ to HB made on 6th February, 8:55 AM.
Hail to the King, baby! -=ram=- is here! =D
Will reply all comments in detail when I get home. Yeah, there is a reason I don’t even bother with comments from 202.79.202.190 a.k.a. B, Eric, pp, anon, or a hundred or so other Anonymous Coward aliases he goes by. I shall screenshot it in full glory tonight! ;)
Always witty and lengthy responses, -=ram=-, love reading it. Heh!
Huh. So that WAS the Official Sixthseal Troll, eh? hmmm…perhaps you should have made that bit of info clear in the first place sir? Now that it has caused my crapheap up there to look kinda wrong/ignorant there, doesn’t it? Haha.
Actually, he seems pretty friendly this time around.. He normally makes posts attacking your family, you say? hmmm…could it be because he was THAT shocked to see you in semi-drag like that this time, and as a result, it caused him to change course and be ‘nice’ to ya for once? Haha.
No, it was coz I delete every single comment he made about my family so he sounded nicer. I did an IP check for comments and was surprised 8 came through coz I didn’t recognize it. He has changed his tactics to random attacks (both subtle, which are deleted and unsubtle, which I didn’t catch) on various people I know.
My apologies sir. I neglect to inform.
Huh. i see.
And please, there is NO need for you to go and address me as ‘sir’ at all, sir. Just a plain, old ‘dude’ will be more than good enough already.
Or ‘retard’ LULz .
lol… larry is quite the yamm chung.
im kinda scared of him.
interesting..
B: I can. Just not from you dude. :)
I don’t know, maybe none, maybe a couple. I don’t make it a point to poll my friends. What do you want to prove by that anyway? I’m happy as I am. :)
At least I Get Some (TM). ;)
Tz: More vids coming up my friend. ;)
Extreme ones. sixthseal.com style!
Richard Goh: Haha! I will dude, for sure. :)
-=ram=-: DUDE, you the best! =D
naeboo: Eh, my Cantonese cannot make it. What is yamm chung?
haha, you nut-bar!
keep it coming HB…..we love it…
victor: It’s fun! =D
Tz: Till I collapse, my friend. sixthseal.com will always be here*.
* Except for Acts of God or Osama, law enforcement run-ins, vehicular mishaps, etc etc
Haha! You shld try to seduce ppl during the shower part
Wish you won the VVIP tickets ;p
Oh.. sexy dude.. sexy. hahahahahaha! The video cracked me up. Thanks for the good laughs! Please, more of these :P
ps: Rihanna postponed the concert/not coming?
Tian Chad: Thanks buddy! :)
Seduce? I don’t have the mad skillz to seduce 3 girls at one time. ;)
bongkersz: Postponed. Chris beat her with her umbrella. It’s more painful that it sounds. ;)