The Lift

the lift

The elevator doors opened. I walked in, saw someone coming from the side of my eye and held the lift open. She is probably around 35 or so, carrying grocery bags, wearing a skirt and a white top with a dragon tattoo on her left arm. She’s not unattractive, most people won’t kick her out of bed, but she’s not the type that makes the XY Chromosome brothers do a double take either.

I pressed 9 for my floor. She reached over, paused and smiled at me.

I smiled politely back. I was tired from work and I just wanted to get home and write a bit more before sleeping.

“Which side are you at?” she asked while favoring me with a smile.

“I’m over that side” says I, pointing towards the front of the moving elevator.

“Oh, I’m over that side,” she said pointing in the opposite direction.

“So…do you live alone?” the mysterious stranger continued, her words pregnant with meaning.

“Yeah. You?” I asked non-committally while weighing the odds of a rendezvous with this representative of the female species.

“Same here”, she replied while holding my gaze suggestively.

The lift door opened.

“Nice tattoo” I said, gesturing at her left arm, before walking towards my condo.

I heard her say “Thanks” from behind me.

I could have offered to help with her groceries. I know where this would lead. It’s Familiar Territory (TM).

Male: Here, let me help you with your bags.
Female: Thanks! *opens door* Do you want a drink or something? Come on in.
Male: You must be tired from all that walking. Let me give you a foot massage.
(scene fades to black, cue faint moans)

I didn’t though. I was so tired from work that I just wanted to get home. I opened my door, looked over. She was still at her condo entrance at the end of the corridor, looking at me, smiling.

I smiled back and walked into my apartment.

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33 thoughts on “The Lift

  1. Judging from how you say it, she mustn’t be good enough to give you a bone.
    Numsayin?
    LOL.
    Rock on bro. Rock safe. Rock with the beauties.
    If you did bone her.
    You know your readers like details.

  2. hedonistics anonymous: Haha! Nah, I was just tired. Plus, I don’t know where she’s been. ;)
    Tan Yee Hou: LOL! No you can’t for this model. :)
    kimberlycun: Yeah, I wonder what would have happend if I launched into my pitch. ;)
    pm: Happy birthday! :)
    chefmel: Haha! Perhaps. I’ve lived there for almost 8 months and I’ve only bumped into her ONCE. :)
    Jys: Maybe, maybe. :)
    …but I have this…er, gift, for knowing when it’s going down. :p
    Paul: I’ve always wanted to watch that. Stoner movie. Nice.
    steben lim: LOL! You read my thoughts, my friend.
    Nope, I didn’t do her…if I did I would have wrote it. Everything in FINE is true, but it’s just categorized as fiction for PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. :)
    headsteadi: I just didn’t feel like sex. I hardly ever feel like sex nowadays, I’m like tired all the time.
    Erm…did I just say that out loud? ;)
    aud: No la, I didn’t do anything! :)
    This is gonna fuel the flames for my favorite flamer. LOL!
    maggot: I am…on the 23rd…to another condo though. :)
    pm: Yes. It’s very simple. Go hit on girls. :)
    cynthia: I’m not that interested. Who I am REALLY interested in is this girl I bumped into on the lift (also at my condo) who I THINK is my high school crush.
    Enough fucking around (pun intended), time to settle down.
    Hey, that rhymes! :)
    ShaolinTiger: Except the girl isn’t as hot and the guy isn’t as long. ;)
    reifu: Heh! Yeah, I think so too.
    Shirley Snow: Hmm…people are friendly in KL. It’s just that they usually have hidden agendas. :)

  3. HB,You’ve disappointed me and the rest of your disciples.
    You ain’t no longer title for the man who leading the wild into the ways of man anymore. :P

  4. Ahaks! One thing may lead to another.. ehe! Well, if you happen to ‘meet’ her again after this, if she repeats those knowing smile and gesture, then you know that you are not ‘thinking too much’. Then, can we have more details? LOL!

  5. otis elevator in the US. But Jeez, have you ever noticed than when you don’t want it, you could get it 24/7. Where were these ladies when i was out looking?
    tom

  6. deniability dependent on reader’s opinion on the stab cushion’s face?
    lol.
    thank god you weren’t drunk that night.

  7. Aye,Sirsteben lim, tis easy to forget those things we hold true, as we get older, and closer to the dirt. The older I get, the less violent I become. But I will still rise and defend the innocent. Tom.
    Ps i think we should quit useing HB’s band with for an argument. Problems enough I bet he has. Say a prayer for him, against all odds, he is here. My personal address is eissfh@peoplepc.com
    Tom

  8. pm: Hit on every single one. For 10 misses, there’s gotta be 1 solid lead. ;)
    It’s called the brute force attack. LOL!
    VisionMan(RuTT): Okay, next time I’ll sleep with her no matter how tired I am.
    Jesus, the things I do for my readers. ;)
    bongkersz: Sure, let’s see if I bump into her this week. Coz I’m moving out this weekend. :)
    Darren: Haha! Indeed, my friend. :)
    tom robinson: Yeah, it’s strange eh? When you don’t feel like it, it comes in droves. When you do, the glass is never full. :)
    It’s just like toast falling buttered side down.
    Cwee: Hmm…possible, possible. Someone who got killed during a one night stand and now seeks revenge by doing the same. I’m glad I didn’t take it up then. ;)
    steben lim: LOL! If I was drunk, it’s even MORE unlikely that I’ll go for it. I’m not ashamed to admit that I can’t get it up anymore when I drink. :)
    e: Aha! You speak from experience, I hope. ;)
    I shall start wearing a wedding band. Heh!
    charles: Yup, check it out, let’s see if it happens again. :)
    Kim Ong: Very hmm inducing indeed. :)
    Manta: Haha! I was tired. It’ll be cruel to force me to do the horizontal boogie when I’m tired. :)
    tom robinson: Cheers mate! All the best! :)

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