Jun 272009
Dear nail clipper,
It is with great sorrow that I draft this letter to you. I am afraid I can no longer turn the other cheek to your constant and prolonged disappearance. You have been trying to avoid me for the better part of two weeks and I am deeply saddened to inform you that if this continues, I will have no recourse but to buy a new one.
Signing off with a heavy heart,
Huai Bin
haha.. creative post.
Go pasar malam and buy a new one. = p
i’m sure the ex took it with her when she moved out buddy.. women have these sick in the head tendencies
Use knife dei….
go shop n ask girls to cut ur loh .. very cheap only lah .. haha
These fuckers disappear on everyone.
I went through the same agony a couple of months ago. Toughest dollar I ever spent, replacing what had been my trusty sidekick for multiple decades.
LOL! I too always misplaced my nail clipper. Last I found it in my pocket. I took it along to the car wash to cut my nail while the car is being groomed.
could be your ex that moved out with it. did you buy it? lol
HOPE YOU ARE WELL, hb but I gotta tell you, HB it is exactly the same I could go on AND ON, BUT i GOT A Date with creme chesse brownie trying to quit smokinging ( yeh like thts gonaa happen its okGod d Bless HB tom
HSAHAHAHAH! funniest thing on the internet EVER!
Dear Huai Bin,
I am underneath the pillow.
Regards
nail clipper
It would be great if the nail clipper could respond to this letter. Haha.. But it’s cute letter! ;p
lol….
thats a shitty looking clipper bro. . . lolz but damn creative . . .
Dear HB,
I have run off with a new pair of nails and am very happy now. I will always remember the good time with you and the bad(dirty nails! yuck.)Wish you all the best for the future. Good bye.
Clippy
PS. Send my love to Nail Brush, He’ll understand.
dragoncity: Haha! I went to Guardian to get a new one dy. It’s nearer. :)
fist of asia: LOL! She did take it, but I bought a new one. This misplacement is solely my fault. :)
Yiling: Kenot la. I sked I accidentally cut the pink flesh under my nails. ;)
eldy: Hmm…like a manicure? I guess, but it’s a bit of a hassle to go when you can cut it yourself. :)
Trey: Heh! Well said, mate!
Crash Gordon: I hope the new one is treating you well. ;)
headsteadi: Haha! Two birds with one stone eh? I’m irrationally afraid of people doing it for me or people watching me lest I accidentally cut the pink flesh under my nails.
This is a very irrational fear as I do not feel/fear pain much, it’s just a phobia that I developed for some reason.
Colin T.: She did take it coz we only had one. I bought a new one…and now it’s gone. :)
Tom Robinson: Enjoy, my friend. :)
JW: Heh! I was inspired to write that while hunting for it. I was a bit pissed to be honest coz I had to drive all the way out when I was late already just coz I have to cut my (very long) fingernails. :)
xes: Dear nail clipper,
I’ve rushed to the bedroom and flipped over the mattress (and took off all the sheets for a good once over) but I could not locate you. It is fine, I have met another nail clipper. Enjoy your new life!
Warm regards,
HB
Shirley Snow: Haha! I was trying to hard to find it, looked into every possible nook and cranny and relooked again for good measure. :S
waiChing: The mysterious case of the disappearing nail clipper. :)
foodcrazee @ mike: The picture? It’s from wikipedia. I can’t very well take a photo of a lost nail clipper. ;)
Haha! Thanks bro!
Jeff: Dear clippy,
I’m glad you’ve found a new purpose in life. I have moved on too, and am quite contented with my new nail clipper too.
P/S – Nail brush sends his regards. He has found someone too. ;)
I didn’t!! We never had one, and I always keep mine in my bag! Gosh!!
tc: Oops…sorry! :)
I had that HUGE gold one, dunno where it went so I thought you cabut with it. Haha! :p
Ermmmm.. Can see that the nail clipper so meaningful to you and you really look around for it. Hope u can found it soon. ;)
Shirley Snow: Heh! No la, I just wanted to cut my nails. No particular preferance but I can’t do it with scissors. :)
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