My very first Boyzilian!

Bananas

I have just finished my very first Boyzilian waxing session. Yup, it’s the male version of the Brazilian, where they remove all your pubic hair and the ones around your anus/crack too. I’ve made it a point to keep my dick clean shaven coz I like women to be hairless down there too and I thought I’ll return the favor. Most females prefer a shaven look. I have usually taken to it with a razor but it’s so annoying to have the little hairs grow out and tickle you down there.

Waxing

Thus, I called up a waxing place and they told me they’ll give me RM 39 for my first time. It turns out to be RM 60 but it’s still really cheap compared to their usual price. I also went for underarm hair removal, everything was RM 89. I have heard many horror stories about the application and removal of wax by force to the nether regions and I must admit, I was a little apprehensive.

I also wasn’t used to girls I’m not sleeping with touching my junk. However, I’m not an excessively modest or conservative person so I really didn’t mind either. I honestly would prefer a female to a male.

Me

I stripped down to my birthday suit and got on the massage table. First up was my pits. Not very complicated, although I had just recently shaved so she needed to pluck out the smaller ones with tweezers. I had to control my tickle response though. I kept bursting out in laughter when she touched my armpits. Ticklish.

Next, the main event. She did the area below my ballsack first. The sides of the legs where it’ll show the most when you don swimwear. It really wasn’t that bad at all. I didn’t even find it painful. No big deal. I was puzzled by the feedback on Brazilian waxes being painful.

Brazilian

Then she moved on to the sides of the balls. No problem too. She removed all the hair beside my testicular region and moved to the upper part.

Wax

The part that joins to my actual penis. I was playing with my phone, taking photos and such when she pulled off the first strip. I actually had to bite my tongue to prevent me from shouting out in pain and surprise. It was surprisingly gnarly. I was half afraid she’ll accidentally rip my penile shaft off.

Boyzilian

You’ll notice that my toes are curled in at this point. I was doing that in trepidation of the next time the wax strip is pulled off. It’s not unbearable but definitely uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. Worth it for a clean bush though.

Clean Dick

I’ve never even done any sort of waxing before this so it was a learning experience. I would do it again, but I’m too lazy for this to be a regular thing, unless I’m sleeping with someone. I’m not currently banging anyone so I guess the only people I have to show my new cleanly shaved dong is you guys. Enjoy! Hehe

I’m back!

So…I have taken a 1 year sabbatical from blogging to find my passion again and I’ve recently started to feel the faint stirrings of that. Or maybe it’s just an urge to share my inane thoughts with you all. Haha. Since then, many things have happened. I shall try to condense and distill them in point form.

Gym

1. I am into the fitness lifestyle now

Those who follow my personal Facebook will have no choice but to see this, as I’m fond of posting gym photos to my timeline. I do it several times a day even, since my workout routine is 3 hours per day, 9 days out of 10. It’s been more than a year now since I’ve joined the congregation of the Church of Iron and my gains has been coming along. I like being buff. I enjoy displaying my beautiful body and getting compliments, so remember to give me some. Thanks.

2. I have quit drinking, smoking and recreational drugs

This is somewhat related to 1. I have gotten many puzzled questions about this. Did I find God? Did I have a near death experience? Maybe got arrested again? Some other close call? No, no, no and no. I just decided I wanted a change. It’s that simple and boring. I feel that these things usually are. True change comes from just wanting a change, nothing too dramatic. I think change that is derived from those sensational life events tend to be short lived. I even quit Suboxone (my maintenance opiate medication) and benzodiazepines. I really mean no drugs anymore. Suboxone (buprenorphine) was really hard though. Couldn’t sleep for 2 weeks, felt like shit, will tell the story some other day. Been clean ever since. I also stopped drinking. No reason, it’s not a religious or moral thing, I just don’t feel like it anymore.

3. I am single now

Again, no surprise here for people following me on FB. Things didn’t work out and I have been hitting the Tinder scene for a while late this year. Nothing promising from Tinder, although I did have a few hook-ups. Including with a girl half my age! Oh boy, do I want to tell you all that story someday. Hehe. I’m so happy I still have it. Whatever it means. Also, since I’m kinda jaded with the Tinder scene now, I’ve taken to asking people from Facebook for dates. So don’t be surprised if you suddenly get a message from me asking you out for lunch or dinner. It’s coz I find you attractive and I’ll like to know more.

4. I have a cat

I recently got myself a cat. Her name is Chika. A friend of mine told me the stray she’s taking care of has a litter and I picked one. I was initially apprehensive about having a feline companion in my place. Sounds like a lot of work. And responsibilities. I wasn’t a huge fan of either. However, I am really glad I have her. She’s one of those friendly cats. To me anyway. Waits for me when she hears my key in the locks coming back. Sleeps between my legs at night. She’s always beside me. Her warm and furry presence soothes me. I love my cat. Best thing I did this year.

5. I moved into my own place

I bought a condo in USJ and have been living it it for almost a year now. I’m still very behind in furnishings, the only area I can call fully furnished is the kitchen. I cook my meal prep so having a working kitchen is important. The living room is empty. I haven’t even taken off the plastic the contractors put over the living room air con coz I’m always in my room. It’s nice to have my own place though, and I got it for 380k, which is 20k cheaper than the market price. The best thing is it’s above a mall so grocery shopping and gym is just a lift ride down.

I’m struggling to find new things to talk about and since my musings have veered into cats and condos, I should probably stop. I’ll try and update more frequently now.

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