Queasy Quiche
Serves: 1
Cooking Time: 7 minutes
6:36 pm: Heat one BBQ Pork on Rice rice box (3:30 on high)
6:45 pm: Eat rice box
8:00 pm: Sleep
12:00 am: Heat one Hainan Chicken Rice rice box (3:30 on high)
12:06 am: Eat rice box
3:30 am: Eat two chocolate bars and a large bag of chips
4:00 am: Sleep
7:45 am: Eat two bacon and egg muffins and 3 sunny side up eggs
8:20 am: Drink a large fruit smoothie
9:47 am: Throw up
Queasy Quiche can be keep for up to a week in room temperature, although
it will give off an unpleasant smell.