Heads up peeps! There’s a huge event coming up and it’s gonna be the party of the year. Hell, it’s a veritable celebration many centuries (2.5 or so, but that could just be a figure I pulled out from where the sun don’t shine) in the making.

Kuala Lumpur will be Ground Zero for this global celebration kicking off near simultaneously all over the world from Dublin to New York before hitting our shores.

I’m all set to party like it’s going out of style! In fact, I’ve already done a full dress rehearsal:

start 2

Sit on the porcelain throne before you head out. You don’t want to be rushing to the nearest WC when you’re out and about.


Wiping is important. Do not underestimate the importance of TP after voiding your bowels.


You can never be too rich or too thin…and no one would accuse you of having too minty fresh breath. Brush your teeth!


A clean shave does wonders. You don’t want stubble getting in the way of some lip lovin’.




Pay attention to your underarms. Lather them well with soap.


Wipe yourself clean with a nice fluffy towel.


Get your wardrobe ready.


Iron your clothes. Creased attire is NOT sexy.


Get dressed to the nines. It’s going to be a great night!


Put on your socks…


…and don’t forget them boogie shoes.

You’re now ready to paint the town red black!

There will be internationally acclaimed artists you can groove to during your revelry and merrymaking.

It’ll be a golden celebration in the blackest dark of the night.

Are you going?

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34 Responses to “Are you going?”

  1. omg that has got to be most awesome video ever. are you completely naked?

  2. ROTFLMAO @ video. Thumbs up for the excellent choice of music at the end.
    Fayetteville, NC

  3. You sleep with no curtains on ?
    What if your girl stayed the night ?

  4. haha, i am wondering who took those pictures while you are naked!

  5. HB, well what is your goal now living in big city? Do see it different from your home better? I heard it more Chinese culture in KL.

  6. debbie: Heh! Yes, I was in my birthday suit. Completely naked. I had to shoot a couple of times coz the person holding the camera kept on accidentally getting my dangly bits in the frame. ;)
    Simonette: Aha! Another NOFX fan! :)
    I should have put Johnny Appleseed first instead of second, I reckon it made a better choice for the start. :)
    cin: I don’t have curtains at my place. :)
    I don’t think it’s that visible from the outside, but I could be wrong.
    Nevertheless, I’m quite blase about nudity as the video shows. ;)
    j: Heh! It’s a good friend of mine. Female, but just a friend. :)
    Michael (Mike): Hmm…no, it seems more Chinese in Sibu (my hometown) than over here. It’s very cosmopolitan over here in KL. Me? I just want to climb the corporate ladder. :)

  7. Ah…I see you’re getting ready to celebrate MY day! Dress up all in black and with your hair colour like that, it can pass off as the froth…and you’ll look like a glass of the black brew… LOL!!!

  8. I can see there are MORE girls falling for you already haha!

  9. Can we have the other way round? like, you take the video of the videographer/photographer (who I assume is girl) instead of her taking yours ;p

  10. suituapui: Haha! Yes, indeed, it is your day. Very wise to catch the hints, my friend. :)
    Same first name anyway. Heh!
    Cheesie: Yup, heigh ho, let’s go! =D
    Tian Chad: Eh, how come? I thought this would make my saham jatuh instead? ;)
    shaoweii: Haha! That one I’ll have to ask her. ;)
    It’s a friend btw, and I seriously doubt she would do it. :)
    kimberlycun: Awesome! I’ll see you there! =D

  11. u funny la huai bin!
    Its alws enjoyable to read your posts!

  12. hehe.. hmm dint see u wear ur undies in the video… direct into the jeans i presume… am i correct?!!

  13. hehe.. hmm dint see u wear ur undies in the video… direct into the jeans i presume… am i correct?!!

  14. i LOL at shaoweii’s comment. if it happens, i bet you will be sexcited.
    Did she get sexcited when she filmed you?

  15. …Aries like you and the first to boldly go where no man had gone before. You have that same fearlessness and certainly aren’t afraid to explore the unknown in life.
    You’re lively, energetic and daring, and a fighter too. You crave adventure, and love to travel the world. You’re a pioneer, and have the ability to lead. People admire your independence and freedom of expression in everything you do.

  16. TP – uh uh! i rather use h2o and soap . . . .
    nice butt . . .lolz

  17. Sure looks set to be the party of the century. Awesome video. Anyway, the Rihanna video you did was my favourite. ;)

  18. Ha ha, remember what the coach said, “always take a pregame shit!”

  19. awesome! funny la u hb.
    btw hor…i saw a messy hse :P

  20. thenomadGourmand: Heh! Thanks mate! I loved doing this video, especially the soundtrack behind. It’s NOFX. The second song is very relevant. ;)
    teng nang loon: Yup, going commando for this one! It’s easier, if you catch my drift. ;)
    j: We ended up doing the horizontal boogie if that’s what you meant. Haha! It’s just something that happened. Wait wait, lemme scroll back to the comments to see if I accidentally revealed the person’s identity.
    Okay, I didn’t. LOL! :)
    Shirley Snow: Yup, that’s me right down to a T. Classic Aries traits! :)
    foodcrazee aka mike: TP is good. It’s quite useful really, but to each his own! Cheers! :)
    Cheers: Heh! That was done when I was in Ipoh, CNY so not so sober at that time. ;)
    Marlboro Guy: Amen, brother! :)
    mars: Heh! My place is always super messy. I move around a lot and I live alone so it’s all good. :)

  21. how was the horizontal boogie? any fun? haha
    what if your gf saw what you wrote? you are having fun with another gal.

  22. i’m wondering if you wear any underwear? i see from the bathroom – bed room – wear pants only… gf as assistant videoing ah?

  23. j: Haha! I deny everything! ;)
    jolene: I do wear underwear most of the time. :)
    Nah, it wasn’t my gf who shot this scene…just a friend of mine who happened to be around and helped out with the filming.

  24. wow not bad. you can wear your pants with the towel on! haha

  25. eiling: Haha! It’s a skill I shall show you in real life sometime. ;)
    All kidding aside, I learned that in rehab. LOL! Useful for not getting ter-belakang-mari. ;)

  26. WOW nice butt…i think you need another pair of hands with the photography, while your good female friend does the videography :)

  27. Thaiboxingirl: Thanks! I can always use another pair of hands. You up for it? Fringe benefits included. ;)
    Kidding, don’t kick my ass.

  28. wahhhhh female friend can take such video for you wor.. Lol. I want to be friend with a handsome guy that thinks like you. Hahahahaahaha

  29. [IMG]http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu321/elephantrosie/Bitchsmall.jpg[/IMG]

  30. chefmel: Can! No problem at all. ;)
    An extra pair of hands would be much appreciated. :)
    j: Eh, I can’t see the picture?

  31. The first picha got my eyes O_O
    Very nice video.. love the music too…

  32. ahlost: Thanks! :)
    The music is by NOFX – a great punk band, perhaps the best in the world! :)

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