sixthseal.com in the Malay Mail

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I’ve always wanted to appear in the papers (for a good reason instead of the usual reasons) and I was delighted to see a full page feature in the Malay Mail yesterday:

malay mail

Thank you so much! I’ve always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe appear in the papers someday, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I write crappy satire/parody so thank you so much for giving me a chance to appear on the Malay Mail!

I’ll like to thank Nuffna..

kanye west

Yo HB, I’m really happy for you. Imma let you finish but Xpax has one of the best BB plans of all time! One of the best Blackberry prepaid plans of all time!

Obama

That man is a jackass.

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33 thoughts on “sixthseal.com in the Malay Mail”

  2. wow… i roughly know how you feel now =p me too once was appeared on a japanese newspapers 7yrs ago when i was studying there… yeah a one more in sinchewjitpoh before i flew to japan =p anyway congrats~

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  3. suanie: Thanks Suan! =D
    Hehe! This means a lot, coming from you. :p
    fufu: Yeah, I’ve had my mug in the paper for good (and bad, more for that) reasons. 😉

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  10. first off, let me say thanks, HB. I used to work a a shift supervivor a a plant that made cd’s and dvd’s. 5 pm to 5 am. looking back, it was good. But I stumbled across your site at 3 am est, one morning, and was hooked. You have opened the door to a wide range of persons and places I would never get to meet, otherwise. before that, I was QC in a rock quarry, ( and yeah, I ve drove 150 ton cats, and Hitahi loaders that could pick up my little house in one scoop.) Before that, flunked out of a military nav school. but never give up. Thats what you teach. I just sent a resume to a company that makes – well suffice it to say the tolerances are very tight, and they look favorably upon it. nav systems But I would be walking in cold, taking over a another guys or ladies job. but anyways, thanks, HB. you dont know it , but you are an inspiration. Go with God. Tom. ( ps, aint a pussy, but dont that HURT in an, ahem, sensitive place? and what about when you fly. Metal detectors and all. Couple of years ago, I had to have an MRI. the tech asked me if I had any metal in my body. I said no. then she ssid are you sure, that includes penile implants? I said NO, just how old do you think i am, anyways… jezze just a gold tooth. fond out later, she looked an my drivers licence, which is only 4 digits,(. which would make me about 98). they are recycling the numbers, I guess. Take care, my friend. and God Bless. I enjoy your stuff. You have taught me much about person arond here, and where you live. Now I must tend to the meat loaf I cooked for friends that are likley to have a Very long day tommorw, while she is in getting a masectomy. Thanks, HB. Tom

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  11. also, dont laugh to hard at our young president. that would be a most serious mistake. I am white, and did not vote for him. But it would be a VERY serious mistake for the rest of the world, to think we dont support him. Now he is embroiled in a partisan fight over health care. But like a cop showing up a domestic disturbance, be wary. we take care of our own. matters not what color ( colur?) is your skin. Barring any grevious sins aginanst the constitution, and therefore humanity, he is the guy with the football. and we could do ALOT worse. tom

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  15. well, have a go. I’m 50. and just watched the german tom cruse movie (Valkeie) today. um, parts were pretty boring, even for a history guy, like myself. but it was historicaly accurate. and parts were heart wrenching. Even for me , whose Mom and uncles, from bristol uk the battle of brittian. AND a German uncle. Can you say ” sprechen si dutch”. and .3 of the family is Jewish, to boot. and we have a few of the Islam faith in our extended family. I jumped a generation, they had me in their 40’s. last of a bad bunch, I guess. War is never a good thing, except for those that sell arms. Then its pretty good. Bussiness is booming, in or on the South american, african, and pacific areas. ( aint that a neat name- pacific, peaceful, for that area?) but dont feel bad. There is about to be a massive law suit to toyota over, ta day, excess floor mats. They were not warned by toyota that they could bunch up, I guess. Mean while, I gonna sue sixtth seal for new eye glasses. You wil be contacted by by attorney as soon as I can find my glasses. LOL Tom

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  16. im sorry, hb. ypur site was never meant to be prvocative. and i really enjoy it. Just finsheded off some meat loaf. I made mine with beef. sorry to my Hindu friends. I guess you could make it with ground pork, but that would not be kosher or hallal. Chicken or turkey might work, but add some oil.
    3lbs ground meat ( and i dont care what kind, as long as not human)
    One tennis ball sized onion
    4 eggs – here we go with the kosher and hallal stuff again.
    2 cups of cracker crumbs, (or about 28 grams to. the oz, lets see….) It works out to two hand fulls, more or less. add in a buch of tomato flavored stuff. ( ketchup or tomato soup) and a lot of ( well a tablespoon or two) of bug juice ( wostershire sauce). now add three table spoons of hot sauce ( hey its three lbs of meat) divide into three, bake a while, till crispy on the outside. and try. you just thought you were gonna have enough left over for sammiches tomorrow

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  19. Sorry, congrats HB. thats a nice pic. and not to sound gay, xxx , meterosexual, but you are a good looking guy. hell, might as well hVEW good time while you can. time is fleeting. Quicker than you know, you will be a silverback, ( google gorillias or grissley bears) or chest hair going white, with ear hair and toenails as hard as horses hoves, like me. I hope to see you IN the movies. Then I can say, Hey, Hey, Hey, that is HB. Cool. But even if that dont happen, well, alot of persons read your site. thanks and Bless, you HB. Just nervous for a freind, I guess. I mean, radical mysectomey is common now, right?.

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  21. Tian Chad: Heh! Thanks! 🙂
    troll: Yeah, but it’s alright. I make a lot of obscure references in my blog (this is not one of them, most people know about the West-Swift fiasco and Obama’s response) anyway, so even if there’s one or two who gets it, I’m a happy man. 🙂
    tom r: I like Obama, I didn’t mean that he was a jackass. It was his comment on Kanye West after the latter interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. It’s been taken off YouTube thanks to the might of DMCA and Viacom, but basically West was being a jackass, doing stage invasions and such and Obama called a spade a spade.
    I was very intrigued by Obama coz of his social networking based campaign run and wanted him (or Hillary) to win, it’ll be nice to see a change (no pun intended) – either a first African-American or female president. 🙂
    I like Valkrie too! Thanks for the kind compliments!
    I wish all the best for you and your friend. 🙂
    kentzai: Haha! Thanks, I thought it’ll be a hilarious take on the whole incident. =D
    Cheers: Yeah, I saw the online version of that article. Thanks! 🙂
    DYMM_Tuanku: I think that’s a banner. 😉
    It’s a nifty extendable bunting type contraption, saw it being set up, easy set up and dismantling. 🙂
    Roland: Yup, I saw the article in The Star online too. Cheers! 🙂
    jg: Thanks! 🙂
    KY: Cheers buddy! 🙂

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  23. Joyce: Heh! Thanks! I was doing a parody of the Kayne West – Taylor Swift thing for this one. I thought it was a very funny video, especially Obama’s response when asked about West. 😉

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  28. eiling: Haha! No la, this was a piece about that drifing course I went to. 🙂
    maggot: Nah, I’m not famous, just happened to be in the papers for several reasons (some good, some bad, this is the former).
    Haha! I love the video, I thought it was funny. Obama’s is even more hilarious! 🙂
    aud: Hahaha! It’s funny though, I was listening to Obama talking about West and the reporter was goading him about the fly incident and now this. =D
    chefmel: Yup! I read that one online, didn’t manage to get the paper coz it was sold out when I got off work. 🙂

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  29. when that ‘ol “kindling” energy rises, if the “channels” aren’t all so called “purified” then it becomes a morass of self referencing, and a frightening medusa like (less frightening these days with “reality” t.v.) exposing the inner depths of endless baggage trains. It all gets inverted.
    Although I think you’ve realized something Kanye….er Bill….er I mean Huai…
    In conservative homes all over Malaysia they have your news article pasted up over the children’s “naughty chair”. The irony is about “crazy wisdom” in the dharma tradition is that “idiocy” is the unsurpassed protection against the poison of “fame”.
    “Eight Worldly concerns”
    Hope for happiness and fear of suffering
    hope for fame and fear of insignificance
    hope for praise and fear of blame
    hope for gain and fear of loss
    basically “attachment and aversion”….
    o.k. friend, my wife is catching me on ‘puter before work, gotta catch bus or she gonna “detach” something.

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  30. Bill: Mate, that is really deep reading this early in the morning but I get the gist of it. 😉
    Dharma and the 8 worldly concerns eh…it’s interesting, I haven’t been able to find Buddhists over here who can teach me about stuff like this instead of the usual prayer/joss stick thing. I’m more interested in it as a way of life instead of a ritual.
    Take care my friend! 🙂

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  32. Dion Hambleton: Heh! Yeah that was a funny stunt back then. Not funny for Swift, and I don’t feel that he should be doing that too, but funny in a strange way. 🙂

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