Please don’t drink and drive. There are very serious consequences and ramifications to driving under the influence…
…you might need to take a piss by the roadside. On long road trips. Under heavy rain. With a PINK umbrella awkwardly positioned at your neck.
It’s very serious. Accidents can happen should strong winds get the better of the umbrella and whip it into someone’s windscreen temporarily blinding the driver. It’s no joke. Keep a tight leash on your umbrella. This community message service has been brought to you by sixthseal.com. 😉
Oh I get it don’t drink while you driving so you don’t need to piss at the roadside. The wine you drinking can make you ‘mabuk’ meh.
You didn’t really drink did you? Its all for a Community Service message.
No.. you’re a good boy wtf.
The grass is happy that you watered it. :3
no beers… that will make u piss faster…. since working in construction industries last time, i guess peeing in public is not an embarrassing thing for me anymore.. ha ha
bad bad boy.
Physician, heal thyself!
Dude, I went thru the same episode last night, had one too many at the airport lounge. Boarded the plane…dumb enough not to go to the bathroom while we are still loading… when I went to the bathroom, the plane was just pulling out from the terminal and I was told to hold it in till we reach 10,000 feet. Now I know it takes 16 minutes and 43 seconds for a 737 to reach cruising height. I was ready to pee right there at the seat, I think the cushion should be able to absorb two liters of urine, no?
haha, thought don’t drink cos will mabuk
but urs are don drink cos need to pee at da road side lmao
u pist at the roadside…
Roland: Not really, this is some wierd 7.5 % alcohol wine cooler thing that I found. It retails for about RM 20 only, and is from Australia. However, I was drinking quite a bit already before that and was more than a little bit unsober while driving back.
Dr. Tan: Er…of course not. I don’t condone drink driving. I’m a good boy. *innocent look*
jessy: Yeah, I fertelized it! 🙂
It reminds me of a song:
Making sure that the country grow, he’ll be watering the yard with a gardening hose. And you know you can plant the seed, the contemperary Johnny Appleseed. It’s about a parody about a traveling preacher with lots of euphemisms inside by NOFX. I love that song.
clementwpy: Hmm…no beers eh? Let’s go for liquor then. 😉
Meh, I’ve never found pissing in public to be embaressing, I do it all the time.
…but then again, I’ve been called an exhibitionist.
cynthia: Do as I say, not as I do. 😉
suituapui: I love this verse from Luke. Whatever we heard was done at Capernaum, do here in your hometown as well. My NIV Bible Commentary tells me it’s about dealing with ones own defects before critisizing others. 🙂
e: Depends, my friend, Depends. 😉
OMG! Holding it in for 15 minutes can be quite challenging when you really have to go. Hmm…two liters. Jesus Christ, buddy, I pissed 1 FULL litre in ICU once and the nurses were so surprised at my bladder capacity. They said it was really unusual for someone to be able to hold that amount of urine. You can double my record!
annant: Oh, that too.
35% of accidents are caused by pixilated
The other 65% are not alcohol related
What does this tell us about drunk drivers?
They seem to have a better record than the sober team
I’m not so worried with how many I kill.
I’m much more concerned with how much beer I spill. 😉
vincent: I’m like a dog. I can piss anywhere. 😉
u look handsome in that pic
benjy: Thank you. 😉
haha i love cheap wine:p
But just because your off the illegal chemicals doesn’t mean you have to subsidise with a legal one.
Tom: Yeah, it was during a weekend. Alcohol is a very common cross-addiction for recovering drug users and I should be careful with it. I don’t drink every day though, weekends at most. Cheers!