Please don’t drink and drive. There are very serious consequences and ramifications to driving under the influence…
…you might need to take a piss by the roadside. On long road trips. Under heavy rain. With a PINK umbrella awkwardly positioned at your neck.
It’s very serious. Accidents can happen should strong winds get the better of the umbrella and whip it into someone’s windscreen temporarily blinding the driver. It’s no joke. Keep a tight leash on your umbrella. This community message service has been brought to you by sixthseal.com. 😉
