The cell phone with the most accessories and Jesus Christ (bananas)

ninety nine

I went to 99 during the weekend and I saw two things that greatly impacted my outlook towards the meaning of life.

99 awesome cell phone

There was the cell phone with the most accessories for one…the
sheer audacity of the wanton accessorization of this cell phone had me
speechless for the most part of an hour. There are various trinkets on
it as well as a Buddhist amulet.

99 jesus christ

I also accidentally took a photo of Jesus Christ. The Savior of Man
is alive! He was seen holding a can of beer, presumably to understand
this beverage that wasn’t available in the days of wine and bread in
which he lived in. We postulate that he was trying to understand
civilization in this day and age…so there you have it. WWJD @ 99
(What Would Jesus Do at Ninety Nine).

He would get a beer, that’s what.

Jesus Christ…what a question to ask. πŸ˜‰

Our father who art in heaven…

our father heaven

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name;
Thy kingdom come;
Thy will be done;
On earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our RM 50 note.

This was spotted on a construction site. It seems that some workers
took the “Give us this day our daily bread” part a little too
literally, for the poster was carefully cut along the palm of Jesus,
and a small printed RM 50 note slipped into the lined edge.

I would like to shake hands with the construction worker who carved up this art masterpiece. πŸ˜‰

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