Sexy Photo

There I was, just coming into my room from a nice hot shower. I was
drying my hair with my towel, sitting naked on the chair in front of
the computer when DieHardX [], my buddy since primary school, started up this conversation:

Chat log has been edited by deleting off-topic portions for smoother flow. It is otherwise intact.

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:35 PM
i’m taking
a photo of myself…..posting in my latest
face… is asking 4 it!

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:35 PM
okay send it to me too
i want to see your fish diet

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:36 PM
but i realized it all sux! veli bad angle n
veli hard 2 position 2 take ur own face! haha!

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:36 PM
i’m gonna send your my sexy body too

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:37 PM
oh shit! i’m taking my FACE onli!!!

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:39 PM
which email do i send my sexy photo to?

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:40 PM
damn my sexy photo you have to take to long to
i can sell for 40

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:40 PM
fuck, r u serious?!!!

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:40 PM

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:41 PM
quick my sexy photo is waiting

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:41 PM
fuck! nus mail then! i hope my bro will not
shrink when i c it!

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:44 PM
ok i sent already
dun masturbate to my pic please

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:44 PM
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:45 PM
oh….not received yet…damn! i oredi took
out my bro n took off my shorts…..where is
ur sexy pic?!!!!!!

sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:45 PM
i already sent
wait first ya, dun shoot your load first

DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:46 PM


Okay, so it’s not very sexy after all, but I’m tired and it was a candid self portrait. πŸ™‚

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