I can’t open my pigeon hole without seeing some pussy. No,
seriously. Ever since I gave my name and mailing address for a free
video at SEXPO 2002
[sixthseal.com] I’ve been getting brochures, catalogues and vouchers
mailed to me. I get assaulted with words like College Cock 101, Horny
Fuck Mamas (stuffed to the brim with kinky dick, no less) and Shaved
She Males every time I open my mail. It’s a good thing they mail these
things in nondescript envelopes. They’re wasting their money though coz
I’m not interested. Now, if it was a pharmaceutical catalogue on the
other hand… π