The primary attraction of Mukah is the pristine beach that surrounds the town. The cool breeze coming in from the beach is refreshing with a hint of saltiness and it called to us like moths to a light.
It was evening when we arrived in Kingwood Resort Mukah and I went down on, oops, I mean, with Clare to check out the beach and assumed my signature Ah Beng pose before going into the sea.
It was fun to just lie in the sea and let the waves wash over your body. Very therapeutic. I’m having a (beached) whale of a time. π
Mud masks are available in the local Mukah beach for next to free. Scoop mud and slather it all over your face.
It makes for a good sunscreen as well but I got sunburnt anyway.
Clare: The new definition of extreme laziness – sex on the beach by sitting in the sea, waiting for the waves to do the rest.
I just had to do the obligatory Pimp My Blog thing on the beach. Unfortunately, my sobriety level was not at it’s optimal peak and I wrote “SIXTS…” before Clare corrected me and I used the stick to undo the typo.
I then proceeded to make another typo – this time spelling it as “SIXTHT…” before she corrected me again. OMG! What is wrong with me? I can’t even spell my own blog URL. π
However, with a bit of concentration, I finally got it right. π
sixthseal.com
I was so proud of the creation coz it took me so long to do it…
…and Clare just proceeded to trample on it. π
Mukah beach is fun but be forewarned – there be monsters. I got bitten by something with pincers and so did Clare (twice). Clare also managed to get sand into her panties. I’m not sure why she was wearing panties under her swim wear in the first place, but apparently sand in the linings of lingerie is almost impossible to wash off. Abandon all hope, all ye who enters here! =D
…and no, I did not take off my Speedos this time. π