There I was, just coming into my room from a nice hot shower. I was
drying my hair with my towel, sitting naked on the chair in front of
the computer when DieHardX [geocities.com], my buddy since primary school, started up this conversation:
Chat log has been edited by deleting off-topic portions for smoother flow. It is otherwise intact.
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:35 PM
i’m taking
a photo of myself…..posting in my latest
face…..gf is asking 4 it!
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:35 PM
okay send it to me too
i want to see your fish diet
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:36 PM
but i realized it all sux! veli bad angle n
veli hard 2 position 2 take ur own face! haha!
damn!
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:36 PM
ok
i’m gonna send your my sexy body too
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:37 PM
oh shit! i’m taking my FACE onli!!!
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:39 PM
which email do i send my sexy photo to?
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:40 PM
damn my sexy photo you have to take to long to
reply
i can sell for 40
hahaha
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:40 PM
fuck, r u serious?!!!
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:40 PM
yes
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:41 PM
quick my sexy photo is waiting
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:41 PM
fuck! nus mail then! i hope my bro will not
shrink when i c it!
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:44 PM
ok i sent already
dun masturbate to my pic please
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:44 PM
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:45 PM
oh….not received yet…damn! i oredi took
out my bro n took off my shorts…..where is
ur sexy pic?!!!!!!
sixthseal. 4/18/2003 11:45 PM
i already sent
wait first ya, dun shoot your load first
hahaha
DieHardX 4/18/2003 11:46 PM
JIBAI KIA!
Okay, so it’s not very sexy after all, but I’m tired and it was a candid self portrait. π