The Big Mac Chant Challenge is the latest craze in town. It is perhaps one of the best marketing efforts by McDonald’s in recent memory. However, I would like to propose a new challenge – The Big Mac Chomp Challenge.
You can probably do the Big Mac Chant within four seconds…but can you do the Big Mac CHOMP within four seconds?
Can you EAT
“Two all-beef patties,
special sauce, lettuce,
cheese, pickles, onions
on a sesame seed bun”
within four seconds?!?!
This is what separates the men from the boys. Watch and weep. 😉
I used the coupon I won yesterday to redeem a Big Mac and got the McDonald’s staff to clock me doing the Big Mac Chomp. My first attempt started well but Faye accidentally pressed the stop button just as I was taking my first bite so I had to do a second take. It’s here for entertainment purposes.
The McDonald’s crew were kind enough to pour me a cup of Coke after the first failed attempt and furnished me with a second complimentary Big Mac since I ruined the first. Thanks people! This is the second and final attempt at the Big Mac Chomp:
I didn’t manage to stuff everything in within four seconds. I reckon I would have made it if I took one bite (of one quarter of the Big Mac) each second but I nearly chocked on the final bite and couldn’t get it down. The remains are here if you have a burning urge to see it:
It tastes surprisingly good even after being pre-chewed. 😉
i’m lovin’ it!
A big thank you goes out to the crew of McDonald’s Sibu. Thanks for the support! 🙂
21 thoughts on “The Big Mac Chomp Challenge”
Luckily you didn’t choke to death bcos of eating Big Mac.
Dude, if you continue to go back to McD, you’ll soon be looking like that McD dude in last picture. It ain’t pretty man:P
LOL you finish 3/4 of it, so you are now a 3/4 man and ehhem… 1/4 boy?
That was fun to see though.
Remind of your speedy Mandarin speaking too.
you are the man, HB.
Big Mac is my very last option for any meals. I often think the beef patties taste like piece of plasticky cardboard. 😉
hahahaha that is crazy. i was so scared you were going to choke!!
ahhh HB you dissapoint! I could do that in 2.3 sec easy!
Firstly, that whole thing was disgusting! Macdonalds should be castigated for encouraging over consumption of their products IMVHO 😉
Secondly, and somewhat OT: Did you recover fully from your previous misadventures, and hopefully are healthy and better now? As you may see if you visit my blog, I had horrendous experiences withdrawing from purely prescribed meds, and am still slowly recovering to full health.
Is this a story you will ever tell, or do you just wish to put all the past behind you?
Grant S. (Intensecure, as was.)
HELL YEAH! Sixth Seal is back! Good to see you looking healthy again bro. Classic post too man. I am going to to McD’s after work to take a shot at the Chomp Challenge. Ill let you know how that works out meng.
Cheers – Avi
4 seconds to chomp on Big Mac? Damn, need to have a big ass mouth to stuff it in. I love double cheese burger more than Big Mac 😀
That McD dude that Anak Pak Lah was talking about…isn’t she a gal??? And boy!!! He hasn’t seen suituapui yet!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Welcome back Brother! It is delightful to see you coming back to the blog sphere. Been waiting a while for 6thseal. We will meet soon.
Some plant to ease ur tension
HB its good to see you back, kicking and posting again.
Theres a web crawler that has all of your old posts should you be missing any of them.
Let me know via email if you would like to know which website it is.
As I do not know what your stand is now after the haitus of a year or more.
But its good to see you back.
Roland: i nearly did coz i fully intended to swallow the big mac but my throat was parched so i couldn’t. 🙂
Anak Pak Lah: haha! looks a bit like the sean kingston fellow though. don’t think he has any problems getting dates. 😉
fish fish: indeed! that’s why i thought i could do the big mac chant easy…coz i speak really fast in normal conversation anyway.
Cynthia: thank you cynthia! 🙂
it’s not my first choice too. i usually go for the spicy chicken mcd. or the mcfish.
pinkpau: i probably could have swallowed the thing in a more reasonable time frame, say 8 or 10 seconds with some water to chase it down. 🙂
JW: really?!?!?! you can SWALLOW a big mac in 2.3 seconds? i would seriously pay good money to see you do that.
shoot.wordpress.com: yeah, i think i pretty much recovered fully except for some cognitive and other mental issues and of course my renal and liver function problems due to the time i OD from injecting a whole lot of less than pure methamphetamine. i had some pretty nasty withdrawals too, mostly from benzos. i will write about my rehab experiences someday. soon. 🙂
Avi: hey Avi! it’s good to see you again. all the best in the big mac chomp challenge. i would love to see someone succeed. 🙂
bongkersz: i can stuff a lot of food into my mouth. but not a full sized big mac. 🙂
suituapui: er…she’s a girl? i didn’t know that too!
nightsun: thanks buddy, it’s good to be back. i will email you tomorrow about the web crawler thing. thanks!
big mac chomp challenge?awesome…Sibu should have more than 1 McD outlet anyway…
Cristiano: there’s actually two…one is in Wisma Sanyan but it only serves desserts, ice cream and mcflurries.
U r crazy……=.=”
And please don’t put “OUR” pic on the net…=.=”
Myst3: Thanks bro. Missed your comment the first time, for some reason MT registered it as spam. Cheers for the support!
Joan Ting: Er…can’t promise. Haha! Will ask first la. 🙂
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