The FBI (Farm Bureau of Investigation) is using sixthseal.com to send out an APB to all readers – there are two fugitives wanted for crimes against duck-kind. You can help bring these criminals to justice. There will be rewards for finding the two outlaw ducks. Calling all duck hunters!
The two mug shots above show what the ducks look like. This APB (All Points Bulletin) is meant for all vigilante readers. Keep an eye out for the Super SMS and Super FnF Ducks.
The Super FnF Duck
Height: 9 cm
Weight: 0.2 kg
Skin Color: Yellow
Identifying marks: Tattoo on rear right flank – “FnF” in a brown circle.
Behavioral traits: Incessant quacking.
Known accomplices: The Super SMS Duck
Crime: Talking cock.
Last known address: The Super FnF Duck has recently been sighted together with the Super SMS Duck in various blogs on the net.
The Super SMS Duck
Height: 9 cm
Weight: 0.8 kg (with cell phone)
Skin Color: Yellow
Identifying marks: None
Behavioral traits: Constantly texting on a cell phone. Frequently seen with a glass receptacle with the label “SMS” on right wing flap.
Known accomplices: The Super FnF Duck
Crime: Excessive texting.
Last known address: The Super SMS Duck has recently been sighted together with the Super FnF Duck in various blogs on the net.
The FBI first noticed the Super FnF Duck dialed *112*1# and further investigations revealed that the Super FnF Duck has been talking a lot of cock at only 15 sen / minute to 15 friends on ALL networks.
This led to the discovery of the Super SMS Duck odd dialing pattern to *112*2# at the same time. Additional surveillance discovered that the Super SMS Duck has been texting so excessively due to free unlimited SMS with just RM 0.50 usage!
You can register as an official Duck Hunter at the DiGi Wanted Ducks website and start by getting a hint to decipher the first clue to track down the renegade ducks. The ducks are suspected to be hiding in various blogs on the net and you can bring them to justice by clicking on the ducks you see in the blog and pasting the code into the contest form.
There was a mass prison break at the farm so you’ll have to do a headcount of the ducks left on the farm after bringing the ducks in. The Top 10 Duck Hunters will be rewarded by the FBI (Farm Bureau of Investigation) each week for your efforts:
Week 1 – 10 x Sony Ericsson W880i
Week 2 – 10 x iPod Nano
Week 3 – 10 x Sony PSP
Week 4 – 10 x iPod Touch
Week 5 – 10 x Sony Ericsson W850i
Bonus Week – 5 x Sony PS3
Come back to http://www.wantedducks.com.my to check out the winners list. The winners will also receive an e-mail and a phone call.
Please play your role in bringing the fugitive ducks to justice! The FBI is counting on YOU!
I will be on the lookout for these outlaw ducks. Too bad can’t turn them into Peking Ducks for dinner.
I would like to join in on the search but got problem with Canadian as in Canadian Gesses. They are all over the places in California and making a mess.
Project HDS is being brought up to schedule. I stumbled upon a gem that I wrote back when I started blogging in 2002. I don’t know if it’s nostalgia, but I still feel it’s one of the best pieces of writing I did. It’s a true story. 🙂
http://www.sixthseal.com/2002/10/krow-is-work-spelled-backwards-and-a-childhood-story.html
Maybe will check out the duck thing later. Now checking out that gem first!
HDS entry is definitely an ‘awwww’ entry 🙂
Why is the SMS duck heavier than the talk cock duck harr?
Huai Bin,
You working in KL now?HOw’s life over there?
Why quit your work in Sibu?Not much challenge?
I believe you are destined for big things.
Good luck.
Hi hb. I am confused. Around here, FBI , aside from meaning imediate bad shit if they are looking for you, also means Farm Bureau Insuranace , which I don’t have. ( I use a company called “Erie” to insure the house and USAA to insure my cars. I also have
Fidelety Union life insurance and and a different company for health insurance. Sometmes I feel with all the damn stuff, I might be worth more dead then alive. Yet I am still glad to be here. What is up with the “duck” stuff?
fbi means
I love this paid advertising in the form of blog posts- its so clever! and i actually enjoyed reading it, subconcious advertising.
Hope all is well in Malay n sorry i havnt been very active recently!
Why is it talking cock instead of talking duck @.@ A duck talking cock?
A cock will talk duck then?
[HB: Oh, I just realized who you are. There are two people whose comments I delete on sight. One of them is you. Congrats! 🙂 ]
I’m just keeping this comment here coz someone replied.
1. Hong Kong
2. Milton, QLD
You’re #2 coz you came later. 😉
[Edit: After 4chan emailed me, it turns out that this is a dynamic IP, and he’s not from Milton, so this the comment will be reinstated. Comments from this IP is still under probationary status though, due to previous violations against the unwritten sixthseal.com rule (there is only one rule – don’t talk shit about my family).]
Original comment here:
what is this…?
whatever happened to you, and whatever you ever stood up for? whatever
happened to the wild, wild west of blogosphere? you’ve sold out even
worse than kenny, or moby for that matter.
on another note, the american tom seems lost. which is funny, as
confused americans are always hilarious (i.e. sarah palin). and the
capitalized Tom is just plain patronizing.
MOAR D4NGEROUS POSTS!!!!1
American love this blog more and more due it is fresh and young and old enjoy reading it. HB open the door of Malaysia with it funny and very interesting entries. Already is a hit in California and N.C. Hawaii.
More tourists now for Malaysia since there no blog of Singapore I know of. As for FBI my mom use to work for FBI in L.A.. Broke up a hacker rings which her coworkers on vacation in Beijing trace and lead them to LA branch. Their were into credit cards and bank accounts hacking. So all out there please be careful.
HB you are good in promoting Malaysia for bloggers oversea. Now everyone know of you and Sisthseal. It good for Malaysia. This ducks certainly on my list. I will show picture of ducks to my dog and see where else they could be hiding.
Will look for text messaging ducks around the streets and internet cafes.
Dude Man,
You’re good for the bad economy now. Tourists will be flocking to Malaysia now. Tell of KL since that where tourist head off to first. Those ducks trick me all I caught was some other kinds of birds like crows and pigeons .
OH well keep on searching for them.
Last time I heard they were hidding in some chicken farm. That dumb they will end up as fried chickens or chicken soup for someone.
Dude, hunting that duck made me hungry so ended up at nearest food stall for roast duck with noodle. After that went home and took a nap. Back to duck hunting tomorrow.
My feet got tired so went to internet cafe and I thought I saw them in another blog but got away. So I ended with a ice coffee instead. Maybe get a pizza also and go back hunting again.
Man, I ended up at KFC and feasting on chicken instead. So now on ducks hunting.
Let go ducks hunting together. It will be lot of fun.
Haha! I love the subtle, yet sinister reply. Very witty. 🙂
Vickie: Haha! 🙂
Everest: Goose and ducks are different, no?
Pixeldoll: I used to be able to write a lot better. I think I messed up my brain my using and drinking too much when I was in my early twenties. Oh well.
doreen: Cheers! 🙂
Childhood memories, eh?
Tan Yee Hou: Coz the SMS duck has a phone in his hand. A phone would probably weigh around 600 grams. 😉
Danny: I’m still in Sibu. 🙂
Thanks for your support, my friend.
It’s much appreciated…
tom: Yeah, it’s intentionally done that way, a bit of humor there. This is an advertorial that I wrote. I thought it would be funny to write it with the classic criminal profile. 🙂
Tom: Thanks for the kind comments! 🙂
That’s the beauty of advertorials, you write it according to your style, and it’s kinda subliminal. So the blogger doesn’t lose much of his/her style of writing, it’s just the subliminal message beneath it. I like reading some advertorials as well, if it’s written well.
Thanks for reading Tom, and take care! Cheers!
YingYang: Talking cock is the local slang for gossiping or talking nonsense. Small talk, in other words.
4chan: I’ve learnt that being and idealist and growing up is not compatible as there are realities in life. There are bills and rent to think about as well as hosting fees.
Where is the Wild Wild West of the US now?
It’s just a part of history, granted, an exiting past, but there’s no wild, wild west anywhere anymore.
It’s not under the “Live! Tonight! Sold Out!!” category for no reason.
I will not be posting about drugs anymore. I’m not Truman, I’ve learnt that it’s interesting for people to READ about your exploits, but when you actually get into trouble and go to jail and get sodomized five times a day, no one actually gives two shits and you fade away.
That’s reality, and going through what I’ve been through (kidding about the sodomy part) has taught me that.
You want to read the stuff that’s not on sixthseal.com, you can subscribe to my YouTube channel. It’s sixthsealdotcom.
Manny: Thanks for your kind comments. Interesting, there’s a lot of credit card fraud in Malaysia too. Certain sites (like eNom) don’t allow renewal of domains from Malaysian IPs, that’s how bad the problem is.
Alice: Thanks Alice! Appreciate the kind comments. 🙂
Vennie: It’s an advertising campaign, a very good viral one. 🙂
May: Haha! I didn’t know chickens and ducks get along. I’ve seen a goose peck a chicken.
Justin: Okay, have fun!
Wei: This is a really interesting and interactive campaign. Some blogs have the SMS duck, some have the FnF duck and some have cute, innocent DiGi ducks that aren’t anything. I love the third red herring ad. 🙂
Joe: Help me count the ducks in the photo, I can’t seem to get it right. I’m thinking of printing it out and then numbering it.
Tom: Haha! Very witty and tied into the post. Nice one. 🙂
well….personally, if id ever catch those ducks, it’ll end up as my dinner…hehehe.
calvin: Heh! Duck meat is a little on the tough side though. 🙂
Okay, two posts up first thing tomorrow morning at around 7 am. First one is a full review on Palacio @ Asian Heritage Row. Second one, which will come a couple of minutes later is a contest where two of the fastest commenters gets to go to Krabi with me. Cheers all! 🙂
What does “talking cock” mean? At first I thought it said “Taking cock” lol.
Hmm i think i gotta change my commenting name coz other peeps using it
As for 4chan, i dont really take offence to comments posted by people hiding behind the name of an internet geek forum.
Get a life and by that i mean dont live through HB’s “MOAR D4ANGEROUS” posts.
jessy: Talking cock is the local slang for bullshitting. 🙂
Tom: Nah, I know who is commenting from the IP addresses. It’s all good. Cheers for reading and I appreciate the support, as always. Thanks, mate!
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