Breaking news: War between and PamSong


The rogue nation of PamSong has attacked our nation’s homeland as of 0800 today. As the President of the Sovereign State of, we cannot allow the dictator of this rogue state to terrorize our citizens. The buck stops here! It ends here, right now!

The terrorist nation of PamSong, with her Weapons of Mass Persuasion…er, I mean Destruction must end. PamSong has oppressed her citizens, deprived them of their human rights. My Secretary of Defense has informed me that she is harboring WMPs in some vague, remote site on her blog.

Although I personally doubt the veracity of the claims, I must act in the interests of the citizens of

I hereby declare a State of War between the nations of and PamSong.

This is my Presidential Address:

You are either WITH us or AGAINST us.

There is no middle ground.

These verbal terrorists operating under a fake regime must be stopped at all costs.

I hereby announce Operation Enduring FREEPARTYdom against the State of PamSong.

We shall launch our attacks against this regime at 0800 tomorrow. Our (net) carrier fleet is on its way as I speak.

P/S – Did you know that the brother of PamSong is renowned for abducting virile chicks off the streets of Baghdad, er…I mean PamSong Nation? Join the allied forces in preventing these atrocities towards bloggers!

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22 thoughts on “Breaking news: War between and PamSong”

  1. what the hell, is just F&N party, free soft drink…. if it’s free beer then the fight include beerbeer also, but since is soft drink, I may as well enjoy my coke….haha

  2. woh, 12% is not the usual beer…. is for hard core people. Then y r u joining the F&N party it is for suppose for teenagers…. I have part in creating the campaign in my ex-agency. you guys are the wrong target audience…haha

  3. YingYang: Thank you, loyal citizen. Our nation needs you. πŸ™‚
    kennhyn: I’ve always wanted to have my own party. πŸ™‚
    12% is the highest I can find over here.
    Simon Seow: Haha! Eh, Pam is gonna be pissed off. I don’t think she reveals what her job is actually. As for me, I reveal what my job is but not where I actually work. I never reveal where I work. πŸ™‚
    pamsong: We will not be dissuaded by your Jaws musical score translated to text. Our resolve is sure and steadfast.
    I’m not going to say anymore lest you pick out all the spelling and grammar mistakes. πŸ˜‰
    ohyeahmoreyeah: Thank you, your services as in the militia will be greatly rewarded. πŸ™‚
    Nicholas Chay: Yalor. Such a worthy opponent somemore. I scared I lose. She has great tactics, mine is just sending in heaps of entries. πŸ™
    Tan Yee Hou: Yee Hou! I thought you’re my bro. You choose her side. Betrayal!!!!oneone
    Never nang me somemore. πŸ™
    Choose the side of righteousness! πŸ™‚
    Serge Norguard: Then you’re at the right place, my friend. πŸ˜‰
    Michale (Mike): Thanks for the support. I shall make you General. The President is the Commander in Chief of the Army/Navy/Air Force. πŸ™‚
    victor: Very pro-active, my friend. We shall need that last one, good thinking. πŸ˜‰

  4. Since I am 1/10th of 1/2 of 1 percent Swiss on one side of my family, a hundred years ago, I feel I must honor my ancient heritage, and like my Swiss forebearers, declare my complete and absolute neutrality in this matter. In the spirit of mediation, however, both parties in this conflict may feel free to make monetary deposits into the Bank of Tom. Please rest assured that your funds will be safe, and in the unlikely event either party should emerge as the victor in this conflict, all funds deposited will be available, upon sufficient proof of identity, ( which I alone will determine) less a small 75 percent handling fee.

  5. vincent: Thank you vincent! πŸ™‚
    Gin: Haha! I don’t know wtf. Okay, I’m starting to talk like you. πŸ˜‰
    Avi: Indeed, I got your email but haven’t had time to reply yet. Cheers mate!
    Spectre: The side of righteousness!
    P/S – That is my side. πŸ˜‰
    alexallied: Free party. πŸ™‚
    tom: Haha! 75% handling fee? That’s a bit on the hefty side, my friend. πŸ˜‰
    Michael Yip: Done, my friend.


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