A Question of Etiquette

You’re right down there, doing the horizontal boogie with this girl when out of the corner of your eye; you see a text message come in from this girl you slept with the night before.

“I just tested positive for (insert communicable STD). Please see a doctor before you have sex with another girl.”

What do you do?

Do you pull the brakes on the entire enterprise, knowing full well the damage has already been done, or do you finish what you’ve started?

A question of etiquette…


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13 thoughts on “A Question of Etiquette”

  1. um, well I guess I would finish, since at that point the train has left the station, anyway. But the larger question is, why the hell you are in bed with another lady, less than 24 hours since you left the last one. Shit like that is gonna come back to haunt you, STD or not. Just ask the Govenor of SC Mark Sanders, or former NC senator ( presidential canidate) John Edwards, or… well the list goes on and on, all the way back to David, in the Bible. Just put it in your pocket, for gods sake. You should not have got yourself in that position ( no pun intended), to start with. I can say this, cause I am perfect, myself πŸ˜‰

  2. In the world of PHB, somehow, not to say I know you well, but just that somehow, I wouldn’t be surprised if that isn’t fiction.
    Go HB Go.
    Find a dick donor for future planning.

  3. that certainly did caught my attention…
    sorry to see your car in that state and the total damage that has to be paid. that car is so irresponsible to have sped off like that, do you want us to help you curse him??

  4. I forget, somtimes, that you are 28, and I am 49. ( some nefarious pesrsons, IE… my sister, say I act 18) But I remember myself, when you got to be styling, with the best ride, where as I dont give a damn about that stuff much any more. I got three, a merc, a ranger pick up, and an old suv ( ford explorer) 4×4 just to go in the snow and ice. ( though i love them, I would use the suv or the ranger, just to get away , sometimes. but when i get away, I miss them.

  5. here is question more apropo to my age. you are on a bussiness trip, in a city far from home. You have been there several days. alone. you meet a nice lady ( not a hooker) and you, a. stop and show your wedding band, b. let things progress, I mean common ,qui sera sera, c. hit the rack , by yourself .d. call home. Ding Ding Ding. The answer is a combination of a, c and d. B is always the wrong answer, no matter how you try to convince your self. Get it ? wrong , wrong wrong. For you and your famiy. If you chose B, you are gonna regeret it. Just some words from on who has walked that rocky path.

  6. i hope that’s fiction hb. and ffs be safe. if you wanna do it back to back, wear rubber =)
    i’d stop and feign some emergency, because of the sms and bundle her outta my bed. there’s always a small window that you won’t pass it on. i’d rather take that chance.

  7. ya got me – that post jumped right out of Google Reader.
    In that scenario, you have to bail. The damage isn’t necessarily done. Of course, if you’re banging random chicks, surely you’re keeping it covered, which greatly reduces the chances of bad stuff happening – even in fiction.

  8. tom Robinson: Good answer! πŸ™‚
    maggot: Haha! πŸ™‚
    steben lim: It’s fiction! Serious! πŸ™‚
    DamnDirtyAngel: I wish I was still using. πŸ™‚
    cindy khor: Haha! Thanks for the offer! πŸ™‚
    It’s okay, no worries!
    tom r: Wise…very wise, I read that and I had an answer but your advice is good. πŸ™‚
    pm: ?
    ahlost: Yeah, it’s supposed to. πŸ™‚
    Shirley Snow: Heh! I was just writing for fun. πŸ™‚
    seth.frostheart: Cheers! It’s really just fiction though. πŸ™‚
    Jhnhth: Hear, hear! πŸ™‚
    Naoko: LOL!


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