I kneed you

massage start

I was privy to a most relaxing massage at a (proper) spa called Vila Manja on Saturday. I’ve always had the impression that massage parlors exude a distinct aura of dubiousness but this one is 100% legitimate.

massage carol

There is a hole on the massage bed where you can put your face into and Someone-Who-Is-Not-Carol took a photo of me from beneath the table. I like this photo. It looks…er, intense.

massage face

I really enjoyed the massage…my neck and shoulders have been killing me for the past few months and the masseur positively worked magic with her fingertips.

massage me

I felt completely rejuvenated. In fact, I was so relaxed I fell asleep.

massage end

P/S – Please stop staring at my butt.

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46 thoughts on “I kneed you”

  1. Yatz: Hmm…good idea, but I can’t think of any nice butt tattoos. πŸ™‚
    chefmel: Haha! Yeah, my butt seems to be getting featured a lot, kinda like a guest writer dy. πŸ˜‰
    DYMM_Tuanku: Nope, I can’t remember her name…but she’s from Indonesia, very relaxing massage. πŸ™‚
    WAHLAO: It’s not veins, it’s my unshaven thigh hair. Heh! I have hair in the most unlikelist places. πŸ˜‰
    StevenBoy: Hmm…then I must go sunbathe in the nude more. πŸ˜‰
    eiling: Haha! No worries, you can even stare at it in real life. I won’t be offended one. πŸ˜‰
    Myhorng: Ya, quite artistic right? πŸ˜‰
    paul: No la, this is a legitimate massage place. πŸ™‚
    Tian Chad: It’s not shadows, it’s actually my thigh hair. I also dunno why I got hair there. LOL! πŸ™‚
    Simon Seow: That is probably due to…er, a certain form of exercise. πŸ˜‰
    cindy khor: I can show it to you in real life too. I don’t mind one. πŸ˜‰
    Anyway, ya, you have to strip down for full body massage. There is a piece of cloth to cover you though but the masseur need to be able to massage your back and thighs.
    fish fish: Thank you! πŸ™‚
    Not so nice now though, I’m getting old dy. πŸ˜‰
    Giant Sotong: Hahaha! πŸ™‚
    manjitan: Nope, but it does wonders though. I would go again but not on a regular basis. I just want the back and shoulder massage, that works very well for me coz I always have stiff neck and shoulders. πŸ™‚
    paul: There is no happy ending la…this is a legitimate place. πŸ™‚

  2. Ahahaha.. I also went for a massage on saturday. But didn’t take no nakid picture of myself la. I shy boi mah…
    Oh yeah it feels good ya.. Now let’s go and do it again. Lol…

  3. shaoweii: Haha! I’m the furthest thing from a nun. My moral compass is not pointing to true north. πŸ˜‰
    maggot: Sure! Legitimate massage izzit? πŸ˜‰
    mars: No worries. Stare all you want. I’ll even give you a Real Life Panavision (TM) view if you want. πŸ˜‰

  4. buttocks again? LOLness! honestly, before u sed ‘butt’ i was determined to crack my head open thinking wot it is. among the stuff i’ve thought were :
    swell on a thigh
    big knees
    ur biceps

  5. KY: I wanted the relaxing stuff. It was quite fun actually, enjoyed it a lot! πŸ™‚
    chefmel: Nice! One week eh? Not too shabby indeed. Come down KL! πŸ™‚
    Jess: Haha! It’s actually a butt. My right butt cheek to be accurate. πŸ˜‰

  6. Shirley Snow: Haha! Will give you a Real Life Digital Dolby View if you want. πŸ˜‰ I’m not particular about nudity.

  7. Thanks, HB, for the laugh of the day. I am methodist, but half my family in England are Catholic that next to last photo … weel you look like a nun. I am gonna watch the movie “sound of music”. again. Maria. God bless, HB, and that is no joke. Thanks. I needed it . tom

  8. I never really thought of it, but if we were to go down in the Andes, or stranded at Donner pass, well Looks like prossutio, to me. Better cover that up HB. Hell, you aint using it any way. Tom

  9. whoa!!!!
    in order to really appreciate that piece of butt is to post the picture into the gays community forums & see what’s their rating on such a yummy butt of Huai Bin’s……

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