Project Overload

Okay, every politician will tell you that lobbying matters.

girls

I noticed that the people who vote for me tend to be predominantly female though.

voter list

That’s why I have place cards.

environment

This environmentally friendly one goes down very well with Caucasians and certain other demographics. I flash it when I think it fits the profile. 😉

smiling

I have this one that says “I’ve been smiling the ENTIRE DAY! My face hurts. T_T VOTE SIXTHSEAL” stuck to my window display.
 
(of course you can always spam Twitter since each tweet is 1 point, as is every blog post, comment, and vote, but that’s exploiting the loophole)

gathering votes

Every successful politician will also tell you that image matters. It’s very important to have a good image. My fashion fix experience will require me to cover up all my tattoos as you don’t exactly inspire votes when you look a bit dodgy. :p

lainey

You need to really look the part.

vote me

I can’t exactly go around in t-shirt and baggy jeans while smiling out at the aquarium, I mean, window display while appealing for votes. I don’t think that would work very well for me.

like

That’s why I’m dressed in long sleeves – I’m wearing a jacket today and I’ll be donning a different outfit tomorrow. =D

pimp

I’ll be here again on Saturday so come and vote for me!

staff room

Now I know how people of a certain industry who has to smile out of glass aquariums at potential customers feel like.
 
>.<

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127 thoughts on “Project Overload”

  1. wokay!!! yea u look manyak hansem in the outfit… but behind i oso see one pink hypo liao …waffak ^_^
    u gais no boling meh? sit there whole day wor…. if me, i will gerentee shitted brix liao

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  2. jg: Thanks Jane! Appreciate it. 🙂
    julian: Yeah, but we’re dealing with a very diverse group of people here, better to be conservative. 🙂
    Yeah one outfit each day. 🙂

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  3. Dude, I’ll be damned, looks like you leaved a big patch of nasty fart stain on the chair in picture #9. Was is loud ? Did it stunk up the Tangs ?

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  4. yep also body language is very important as well.. so much can communicated with a wink or a nod. Do more of that to get votes i reckon…Has anyone made enquiries to “buy” you yet since you’re on display?

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  5. Hey that is Chee Minh (the long hair guy) in the first picture. Anyway, i RT one of urs and cheesie’s msg but something wrong with it; hope it still generate points. okay, gtg…need to get bck to work :S..all the best crazy Aries.

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  6. hitomi: Heh! Thanks! I’m wearing short sleeves today though. 🙂
    Tian Chad: Yeah, it takes 20 words for each comment to be counted. 🙂
    Thanks mate! 🙂
    e: Haha! It’s the design of the chair. 🙂
    lulu: Thanks lulu! Oh, he’s a friend of mine from Kuching. He’s joking. 🙂
    Thank for the support! =D
    Jeff: T_T
    Unfortunately no one has made an offer to buy me. Heh! 🙂
    Ray7: Thanks for the support Ray! 🙂
    There are no limit to comments, but each comment must be 20 words or more.
    Today is the last day – 12 hours more! 🙂
    fish fish: Yup! 🙂
    Thanks for the constant support fish fish! =D
    PinkPorkChop: Thanks PPC! =D
    Appreciate your support, fellow Aries. 🙂
    chefmel: Ya today I’m wearing this purple outfit that I would never actually personally buy. Haha!
    eiling: Thanks Eiling! Appeciate the support! 🙂
    joy: Heh! Yeah it does. Thanks Joy! =D

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  7. you look like a korean actor but where’s your kimchi and soju? no alcohols allowed? too bad but anyways, good luck to you. lenovo rocks!

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  8. Ehe, why not 1st day pose like a good boy then 2nd day pose totally opposite, showing tattoos, piercings and all? Come on, we must change the perception of the society against people with tattoos and piercings like us ha ha ha!
    Yeah, would guess so that most of your votes would come from the XX chromosomes.. so flash your grin more often mate!

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  9. shimmers999: Haha! They can’t hear coz the glass is quite thick and soundproof. Snippets can be heard though. Easier to use gestures and signs. 🙂
    ah nel: Thanks ah nel! 🙂
    nelson: Heh! Thanks bro! 🙂
    mervyn: LOL! Yeah the SBD. 😉
    bongkersz: Haha! I’ll try to! =D

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