You motherfuckers can never do it like I can do it. Don’t even try, you look stupid, do not pursue it.
I’m going as Eminem.
I’ve never really liked Eminem coz I grew up listening to West Coast gangsta rap like Tupac Shakur (Makaveli the Don!) and the only white rapper I knew was Vanilla Ice and you all know how the Ice Ice Baby’s career went – the one-hit wonder, relegated to being a euphemism for methamphetamine users.
However, I have to admit that Eminem slowly started growing on me. I can relate to the lyrics a lot more coz I can’t claim to “cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased” but I certainly can connect with “all these bitches on my dick, that’s how dudes be getting sick, that’s how dicks be getting drips, falling victims to this shit“. 😉
Erm…not that I’ve ever contracted gonorrhea or any other STD/STI before though. *cough*
Granted, I can’t rap like he does…this would probably snag the mystery prize for the The Most Uninspiring Blogger Award.
…but still, who wouldn’t want to be him?
I would have a harem of girls attending to my every need. I believe the term used in this industry is “hos”. 😉
I’ll need some fine hydroponics of course…you can’t claim that “smoking weed was an everyday thing in my household, and drinking liquor till you’re out cold” if you don’t actually hit the bong. Gotta keep it real.
Disclaimer: This is a very old photo I took in the veritas days.
I’ll want a selection of the best firearms…
The Cx4 Storm Assault Rifle.
The IMI Desert Eagle .50AE, made by some bad ass Hebrews. Fucking-A!
Glock 17 9 mm.
Beretta 92FS .45 caliber.
You can’t be riding and strapping unless you’ve got the gear. You gotta get people to feel you (not that kind of feel, the “feel” in Ebonics terminology).
JC himself condones it in Luke 22:36: He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
It’s straight from The Good Book (TM). 😉
P/S – I’m going to bleach my hair blond if I get the invite and wear the suit in The Eminem Show (complete with replica handgun).
Hehehe… so this is where the Eminem-Windy video should appear. Lol.
wooooooooo grass.
woah.. don’t shoot me with your M9
LOL! Nice one!
I would advise you not to get a replica glock, they kinda look like crap. (but their light though)
lol nice one eminem! XD
omygosh!! i so gonna see you in blonde hair!! hahahaha =D
now thats cool/funny or both
anyway I liked the video
lol you probably would be a good eminem 😉 😛
wow blonde hair? eager to see it 😀
interesting…lots of big stars gonna be there 😀
hehe
You’re da man! Repect bro
I still remember my mom accidentally bought Eminem for me. She don’t even know who he is before she buy that!!
Well, Blond Bin see u there!! 🙂
blonde bin, i can’t wait!
Well Eminem is fine still. In States is always changing in music and styles. There other new singers getting very hot now also. Show biz gotta keep it fresh.
what does eminem, fifty cent and all those rappers have? they have their own clothing line.
you should too or at least sell some “sixthseal: leading the wild into the ways of the man” tshirts.
Haha isn’t that the 1 Utama basement car park? If I’m not mistaken its B2 near the waterfall.
I like Eminem tbh, his lyrics are witty.
My favourite is still Cypress Hill though.
guy, I gotta meet you face to face some day. difffenent brothers of the same parents, who were also different. Just as I was packing 50 lbs of beef in the frezzzer, ( a small cow slaughthered, humanley NOT VEAL) I got a call from my sister that said Britteny ( Her grand child ,who is going to be a vetanarian, now wants to be a vegitarian. To each their own. With the hoddie up, you look like eminnm. Also I anit got glocks, but s and w. just as dead, you know. Had autos. They fuck up. dont turn the weapon sideways, gangsta style. that is a sure way to get dead, in a hurry. You aint stylin here, you know. Once drawn, you are committed. God bless HB, I will get off your case. Sorry for the crude lanuage
Tom
Danke, hb
Hey, Ween has got a good idea. You make a hoddie, 3x, with “sitxth seal” on it, I will send 40 bucks. (Nobody is gonna do that – how about you make your own iron on sixth seal lablel, sell them 10 bucks world wide. I would buy one.
GOG
Tom
wow that video was great – this was an amazing post man. glad you got some decent “hydroponics” – keep it up 🙂
Anyways, fire power is useless, unless delivered on target. Remember David and Goliath? I would love to have a dessert eagle, but it would be a courisity piece, like a Weatherby elephhant rifle, or 8 gauge shotgun. Nice, but not useful. I have expensive fly rods, but if I needed to fish to eat,I would use a zebco 202 and a worm.
tom
now i remember something…*wince*
hey, ur old photo with dyed hair was sucks!! now better ha!!
ahhahaha Amy Lee will see eminem soon!
just bleach your hair already. you’re so invited. sorry in advanced, but your invitation will be sent out by monday.
your videos make you look like steven lim now dude. respect lost.
haha. robb said u are invited.
ohh, you gonna be blonde. 😉
LOL. You’ve got rapping skillz. You gonna be lala chai for the event?? Hahahaha… this is interesting 😉
wow….cool video;-p …gonna meet eminem at the music bash..;-)
gee thanks; now i know how weed looks like. hahaha!
So will there be a Drive By Shooting in front of Maison ah when you go there?
11.2 km is the distance from 1 Utama to my condo. It’s a reference to 7 mile. 🙂
Joyce: Yup this is the one.
Cheesie: Can I can I get a hit of your weed? 🙂
TOLANIC.com: I don’t have access to firearms in KL. 🙂
WayeYoung: It’s quite difficult to get in, the only thing I know a friend can get in is edged weapons.
kenwooi: Haha! Thanks buddy!
drewnity: I’m bleaching it tomorrow. Gotta find white hair spray though. Or just color it ash grey before next weekend.
shadowking: Thanks mate! I was just fooling around in the 1 Utama car park. This was taken about 2 weeks ago. :S
Anthea: I have bleached my hair numerous times…somewhere in the archives. 🙂
PinkPorkChop: Yup, it’s gonna be great! 🙂
Jeff: Cheers bro! 🙂
Tian Chad: Heh! Interesting.
Yeah, see ya there buddy!
KY: It’s gonna be kinda white-grey, me thinks. 🙂
Vickie: I’m not a big fan of 50 cents for some reason. Doesn’t appeal to me.
WEEN: I did plan something like that way back in 03/04 but never got around to doing it. :S
Marlboro Guy: Indeed it is. I applaud your powers of observation. 🙂
ShaolinTiger: You wanna be a rap superstar? Big house, 5 cars, the rent charged? I love Cypress Hill too. 🙂
tom Robison: Thanks buddy, appreciate the solid advice. That was in Australia though, I don’t own a handgun in Malaysia. It’s quite difficult to get one. I heard you can pay RM 20,000 for a license in Kuching but I have a prior criminal record (drug possession) so I can’t.
You have a great weekend, mate! 🙂
aaron: Erm…I have to stress – Disclaimer: Old photo from 2002. 🙂
tom Robison: I have a fired a Desert Eagle .50AE in Melbourne. Rented it at a firing range. The recoil is intense. It’s really something else, I couldn’t control the kickback at all. Something wicked, that gun. Handcannon, rather.
hitomi: I shall color it again! It has been ages.
Jess: See ya there Jess! Now, if only you were Amy WINEHOUSE, we can probably drink and do drugs together. Since I’m Eminem and all. 😉
Robb: Haha! Done deal, mate. The first pass bleach is going to be tomorrow. I’ll bleach it again on Wednesday and if it’s not white enough, I’ll color it ash grey on Friday. 🙂
steben lim: Win some, lose some. 🙂
tzia: Yeah! See ya there tzia! 🙂
YilingL: I don’t, I have problems with enunciating my words. Can never be a rapper.
I’ll be going lala (but not bleached lala, gonna attempt a WHITE color). Come! 🙂
breadpitt: See ya there mate! 🙂
Jade Zheng: Haha! Eh, you serious? You haven’t seen weed before?
Michael Yip: Not unless it’s with a BB gun. 🙂
wanna join you
hello kawan, aku malay boy….ok gak ko ni ye..
boleh aku join ke??? a single shoot 2.06 sec ok tak???? high tak kirele…Shah Alam aku ni THE ONE…
HELLO BIN…BOLE CKP MELAYU X ?
BOLEH TAHAN KO…..
APA KATA KO PAYUNG AKU BOLEH KE ?
AKU NI PUN DAH LAMA KARAU !!!!
SHAH ALAM AKU….CKP PUN X GUNA ?
BUAT DULU…AKU NAK KO PAYUNG AKU 3G
KITA TGK SAPE KARAU DULU……
AKU BUKAN NAK TUNJUK HEBAT
TAPI AKU NAK TUNJUK MINAT
MINAT AKU PADA CRY_METH
MERAH BIRU KUNING ?
SAMBAL BLACHAN AKU MAKAN MASA PAIPONG….
I’m thinking of buying them. Anyone else have experience with this cigarette?
Good post. Em is the shiz. I can’t wait for the upcoming CD!
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I really don’t hope you think you’re cool talking about how you got guns and smoke weed. You’re some wimpy ass little asian kid who’s probably never even been out of his little town. If you need confirmation on your “coolness” from people online, your life is fucking sad.