We hit the night scene in Penang with Cheryl and Kah Wheng on Saturday night. I had gone to Slippery Senoritas the night before so this time we did Soi 11 – a pub of sorts located just a stone’s throw away from Cititel Hotel (if you’re an Olympic gold medalist shot-putter that is).
Cheryl: Check out the table of girls at my 3 o’clock.
There were a group of three girls on that table drinking a beer tower.
Cheryl: Go pick them up! 🙂
Cheryl was trying to get me to have a good time but I had a better idea…get Simon drunk enough so he would have enough good ‘ol Dutch Courage to approach the girls. Heh!
I had to scull a lot of beers and Simon puked several times (and my memory was fucked after 1 am).
Four buckets of beer later…
I laid down the groundwork by approaching the girls first and getting all their numbers and Simon finally came over when I asked him to take a photo of us. Heh!
It was good fun…thanks for the awesome night Cheryl and Kah Wheng! 🙂
I can’t really remember much after 1 am due to…er, ExtERNal cIRcuMstaNcEs. However, I do remember bits and pieces, including dragging Simon to eat Sup Torpedo at 3 am in the morning.
Sup Torpedo is supposed to be an aphrodisiac and I ordered a HUGE one…more on that (and the efficacy) soon. 😉
That is indeed a big one..
disgusting! euwww
huai binnnnnnnnnnnn.
sorry that i can’t make it for star trek tonight:) thanks for the invitation though.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DISGUSTING SHIT MAN.
looks like a bull’s penis hahaha:)
And why does it seem that you’ve lost quite a bit of weight?!?!?!?
don’t tell me you’ve been *insert word here* every night?
hmmmm?
see you next week:)
so which one is better, SS or Soi??
eh, no pics of SS?
u finished the “torpedo”? wah lau!!!
I had to look up “sup torpedo” and discovered it is, indeed, “bull’s penis soup.” There are two words here that should never go together: “penis” and “soup.”
After your late-night snack, did you say “I need a mint – I’ve got penis breath?”
And since you’ve been kind enough to share this culinary delight, let me suggest one from the mid-western United States: ever hear of “prairie oysters”?
John
Oh My Goodness Gracious Gawd!!! You seriously went for the Sup Torpedo and insisted they don’t chop the penis up?? Ewww that is indeed a huge one you consumed! :O
… and stop thanking us already! You two were great company! We enjoyed ourselves a lot too ya know 😀
oh gosh. what a torpedo. Haha
Dude, that girl shouldn’t be wearing a “11”, kinda makes her ass looks a little too…, actually hoh, ..where is her ass ?
yeah, bloody hell, you keep daring me to bottoms up the beer.
……and you did a pretty neat job of doing just that ler Simon! “Keat”! 😀
HB, was there happy hour there? That where you really get a good deal. In San Francisco Tongo Room at Fairmont Hotel we got at happy hour all you can eat dim sums meal with one drink.
Was so full afterward so stay for show and dancing.
It a nightclub restaurant where stage move out when performers start to sing. It have a tropical decor like in Hawaii.
feeling anything after consuming the sup torpedo? ahaha
ShaolinTiger: I should post up more photos about the sup torpedo – the penis is loooooong. It’s amazing, they have a huge one in their stall.
Robb: It’s good stuff mate…and it, er…kinda works. 😉
debra fong: No worries. 🙂
No la, I GAINED weight. It’s impossible to lose weight on a trip to Penang. Hawker food heaven that one.
…and that is a bull’s penis. I shall post up the entire one, got the stall people to hold it up, it’s huge. 🙂
shim: I was in SS with some friends to talk about stuff. Anyway, yeah, it would have been great to eat the entire thing but they probably won’t sell it (unless at a high price) since the entire penis is very, very long. 🙂
Jhnhth: Haha! Nice one mate. 🙂
I did look up prairie oysters – bull’s testicles eh? I’m not sure if they slice up the testicles and put them in sup torpedo too. I shall sift through my photos with a fine toothed comb. 😉
Cheryl: Yeah, it was A LOT of fun. 🙂
I asked the Sup Hameed people to hold up the entire thing for me too while I took photos. Very friendly folks. It cost RM 15 per bowl, don’t know how much an entire penis would cost since it’s long enough to make a lot of bowls of sup torpedo. 🙂
Cheers! It was fun, we should do it again. 🙂
shaoweii: Yup, and I got even better photos – stay tuned. 😉
e: LOL! I don’t know mate. 🙂
Simon Seow: Haha! But it was fun right? Can’t have a proper trip without some amber fluid. 🙂
Cheryl: Yup. 🙂
Vickie: Hmm…not at that hour, we went there pretty late. That sounds like fun – an all you can eat dim sum buffet with just one drink. 🙂
Darren: Bro, I did. Seriously. Could be just my imagination, but I did. 🙂
the torpedo surely was a big 1
When i first entered uni, there’s this hardcore orientation. When it ended, i sneaked from my hostel, drove to Penang with some friends and went clubbing at Slippery Senoritas! (the locals call it double s)
Myhorng: Yeah mate! I’ve got photos of the trip coming up this week. Penang best! 🙂
chefmel: I called it SS (like the Nazi military arm). LOL! Yeah, it’s a pretty nice place. The clubbing strip in Penang is very centralized. I like!
a wee bit eerie, that thing ur having man! how about better food stuff that one could get to check out at the culinary fest in Singapore…i’m guessing the food is very spicy and different in the Far East and am really looking forward to the experience! i checked otu the Singaporean food platter which is on with various kinds of offs and discounts in hotels like Marriott, et all! I wasn’t expecting a very happening nightlife…but seems like i was badly mistaken…lol!:D…both the food and the offers look great on the site…im a total facebook fan now! Kudos to you guys…you actually managed to get clicked…i would have kept jiving till eternity at Singapore…;)
a wee bit eerie, that thing ur having man! how about better food stuff that one could get to check out at the culinary fest in Singapore…i’m guessing the food is very spicy and different in the Far East and am really looking forward to the experience! i checked otu the Singaporean food platter which is on with various kinds of offs and discounts in hotels like Marriott, et all! I wasn’t expecting a very happening nightlife…but seems like i was badly mistaken…lol!:D…both the food and the offers look great on the site…im a total facebook fan now! Kudos to you guys…you actually managed to get clicked…i would have kept jiving till eternity at Singapore…;)
Shawn Churchgate: It’s actually pretty good. Bull’s penis, surprisingly chewy and tasty. 😉
i hate this bar and i hate the girl work this bar name “suzy” she is very bitch and shit…she is very low class.
don’t go this bar…soi 11 very bad
do you know her?
chris: Nope, I’m not even from Penang. I just went there to chill. 🙂
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Very informative post. Thanks for taking the time to share your view with us.