This innocent looking water bidet has been (and still is) a source of much convenience for me this weekend. I’m down with the flu and it came with one hell of a stomach flu to boot. I started falling really sick on Friday and had to leave halfway during an event on Saturday to go to the doctor.
I’m feeling better now but everything I eat comes out double time on the other side. Hell, even a fucking sip of water makes me run to the toilet after 5 minutes. I also pooped in my pants while taking a piss last night. >.<
I contemplated using TP but the frequency of my toilet sessions would make even the softest and most environmentally unfriendly 3-ply toilet paper akin to sandpaper, slowly pulverizing my anus until I’m JC (coz I don’t have an asshole so I’ll be the nicest guy on earth, geddit?).
A water bidet comes in very handy (pardon the pun) at times like this.
Hey! Are you alright now? You looked quite bad yesterday after the Corby’s first game >.
Jacquelyn: Hello Jac! Feeling much better today but cough and diarhea is still here. :S
Thanks for the well wishes! 🙂
Hope you are getting well soo ya . Take care .
June: Thanks June! 🙂
Will be taking it easy today.
cant denied about water bidet came to save arsehole when in this circumstances as it happen to me before… 😉
hope u get well soon…in the mean time dont try those weird weird food… 😉
Get well soon…
ah nel: Heh! Yeah, it’s very useful when it comes to cases like this. I still have the flu, it’s not food poisoning, this is just the flu – cough, fever, fatigue, the works. 🙂
gypsy-on-the-move: Thanks! I’ll take my meds regularly. 🙂
hey, do get well soon yeah.
yes! use water for hygiene purposes..
Take care bro, serious diarrhea need refill of mineral salts. Maybe 100 plus would help.
I just recovered from dengue fever too.
Dylan: Heh thanks bro!
I’m using the bidet so I won’t have to use the abrasive TP – it becomes very painful after a couple of times. 😉
Tian Chad: Oh, glad to hear that you’ve recovered! It’s not so much diarrhea but flu rather, this is just another one of the symptoms. Cheers will drink that! 🙂
Bro, tae good care of yourself yea, take it easy for the moment.
And I couldn’t agree less, bidet is Godsend. But unfortunately, where I am now, they don’t believe in it. sigh.
At first glance I saw post title “This Contraceptive saves lives” hehe.. anyway,take it easy, get better ok.
Marlboro Guy: I will, cheers bro! 🙂
Just gotta keep taking the meds.
Bidets are good if you’re taking 30 toilet breaks a day. A bidet a day keeps the abrasions away. 😉
Jeff: Haha! Contraceptives do save lives too. 😉
Cheers mate!
Am gonna sleep early tonight.
Dude. You are fucking kidding me, I just moved there.
Meet up for a beer some time?
JW: Yeah I just moved here 2 months ago too! Yup, a beer sounds great, you know where I live. 😉
Catch up via email yeah? Cheers!
Poor thing you..hope you’re feeling better =)
michellezyenn: Yeah, took my meds, heading to bed now. Should be waking up feeling better tomorrow. Flu seem to have run its course. 🙂
Thanks for caring! 🙂
Get well soon m8! Vomiting from the other end doesn’t feel all that good I understand. =)
Hey, Rest well and take care..!! Hope you will get well As Soon As Possible..!! 🙂
Dude, that’s it, you have lost the fine element of Sixthseal. The good old HB would have posted a evidence image of shit stained red Renoma brand underwear complete with remnant of solid food from Mamak. Perhaps the old HB even go a step further with a video clip, “This is Sixthseal dot com………..”.
Gone are the days of good readings. 🙂
e: You’re one fucking loser and the biggest idiot there is for cheering on something like this. Grow up you childish little piece of shit!
Ryan: Thanks mate!
Yeah, it doesn’t feel good at all. T_T
Eriku: Cheers! I will, going to see another doctor later! 🙂
e: Haha! I was too busy shitting to do that. It is VERY tiring to crap, no shit, when you have a lot coming out and that often to boot. 😉
yourTrueFriend: Hey cheers mate but ed is just kidding he’s a friend of mine. 🙂
Have a great week ahead!
Hope you recover soon – having the runs sounds awful!
The Slog: Cheers mate! It’s not just the runs, my fever is back with a vengence – am going to see a doctor soon, just sorting out some work related stuff before I do. 🙂
Hey, hope u’re better now.
I had similar experience 5 years back. Those food out from both ways (up n down) at the same time, I think i also vomitted 7 times in about 15-30 mins time.after a jab by the doctor, I basically have to sit on the toilet bowl n sleep there. Even had a dream during my sleep in the toilet. xD
ROFL.. too right! that’s why i like thailand. the shower is a must 🙂
Emeryn: Heh! I’m getting better, off to see a doctor now! Sleeping on the toilet bowl eh?
Haha! It’s a good thing I never had that experience although I’ve dozed off on the porcelain throne before. 😉
cumidanciki: Yup, it works wonders in lieu of TP when you have to go VERY OFTEN. 😉
HOPE YOU ARE WELL, MY FRIEND. what? all the readers aint never done that? I know I have. pissed in the shower. and worse. at least I did not eat corn the night before… then it makes a mess while tyyin to plunge it down the drain… thats ok… my dad, shit all the way to the bathroom, and he was embaressed that i cleaned it up. i did not like it, shit is shit, but, well, it is a function. and i loved and respected my dad. but he hated it. as would I. what it is, is, well. you are no longer the alaha dog , and that dont sit to well. myself , included. oh yeah…. wanna have sombody wipe your ass… oh hell no… be sensitive..
tom: Yeah, that is very profound my friend. That’s just life eh?
Take care!
takes one to know one, Hb. its the hardest thing in the world for a alpha dog to get, well… behind another… but admit.. well.. in a car, gotta be in the drivers seat… no, but…. damn , thats hard to admit.. but I aint 33 no more. or even 43… but when they start playing your driving music as elevator stuff… well .. I can be a b dog… the best you ever seen, in fact//\\. no , its called humility… shit, and Ive never been very good at that… you would think… but no… Ill try to do the best i can, but its tough being in the trace, when you are used to being lead dog… ( that could be the presidents oath… try not to kill each other…) we’ve got five living now… all alpha dogs… JC, GHB , WC, GWB, BHO. all lead dogs. but only one in charge.. BHO . period. trouble is, , well, alpha and omega. Id rather be a o dog just now. tom
yess, water is the best! TP is for the environmental unfriendly ppl!
tom: Yeah, totally agree on that mate. Take care my friend!
KY: Yup and not abrasive to boot!
Haha good.. ^^
Eriku: Yeah, the best ever. 😉
yep, I gedit. thanks, hb. tom.
tom: No worries my friend! 🙂