This contraption saves lives

water bidet

This innocent looking water bidet has been (and still is) a source of much convenience for me this weekend. I’m down with the flu and it came with one hell of a stomach flu to boot. I started falling really sick on Friday and had to leave halfway during an event on Saturday to go to the doctor.

I’m feeling better now but everything I eat comes out double time on the other side. Hell, even a fucking sip of water makes me run to the toilet after 5 minutes. I also pooped in my pants while taking a piss last night. >.<

I contemplated using TP but the frequency of my toilet sessions would make even the softest and most environmentally unfriendly 3-ply toilet paper akin to sandpaper, slowly pulverizing  my anus until I’m JC (coz I don’t have an asshole so I’ll be the nicest guy on earth, geddit?).

A water bidet comes in very handy (pardon the pun) at times like this.

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36 thoughts on “This contraption saves lives”

  1. cant denied about water bidet came to save arsehole when in this circumstances as it happen to me before… πŸ˜‰
    hope u get well soon…in the mean time dont try those weird weird food… πŸ˜‰

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  2. ah nel: Heh! Yeah, it’s very useful when it comes to cases like this. I still have the flu, it’s not food poisoning, this is just the flu – cough, fever, fatigue, the works. πŸ™‚
    gypsy-on-the-move: Thanks! I’ll take my meds regularly. πŸ™‚

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  3. Dylan: Heh thanks bro!
    I’m using the bidet so I won’t have to use the abrasive TP – it becomes very painful after a couple of times. πŸ˜‰
    Tian Chad: Oh, glad to hear that you’ve recovered! It’s not so much diarrhea but flu rather, this is just another one of the symptoms. Cheers will drink that! πŸ™‚

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  4. Bro, tae good care of yourself yea, take it easy for the moment.
    And I couldn’t agree less, bidet is Godsend. But unfortunately, where I am now, they don’t believe in it. sigh.

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  5. Marlboro Guy: I will, cheers bro! πŸ™‚
    Just gotta keep taking the meds.
    Bidets are good if you’re taking 30 toilet breaks a day. A bidet a day keeps the abrasions away. πŸ˜‰
    Jeff: Haha! Contraceptives do save lives too. πŸ˜‰
    Cheers mate!
    Am gonna sleep early tonight.

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  6. JW: Yeah I just moved here 2 months ago too! Yup, a beer sounds great, you know where I live. πŸ˜‰
    Catch up via email yeah? Cheers!

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  7. michellezyenn: Yeah, took my meds, heading to bed now. Should be waking up feeling better tomorrow. Flu seem to have run its course. πŸ™‚
    Thanks for caring! πŸ™‚

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  8. Dude, that’s it, you have lost the fine element of Sixthseal. The good old HB would have posted a evidence image of shit stained red Renoma brand underwear complete with remnant of solid food from Mamak. Perhaps the old HB even go a step further with a video clip, “This is Sixthseal dot com………..”.
    Gone are the days of good readings. πŸ™‚

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  9. e: You’re one fucking loser and the biggest idiot there is for cheering on something like this. Grow up you childish little piece of shit!

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  10. Ryan: Thanks mate!
    Yeah, it doesn’t feel good at all. T_T
    Eriku: Cheers! I will, going to see another doctor later! πŸ™‚
    e: Haha! I was too busy shitting to do that. It is VERY tiring to crap, no shit, when you have a lot coming out and that often to boot. πŸ˜‰
    yourTrueFriend: Hey cheers mate but ed is just kidding he’s a friend of mine. πŸ™‚
    Have a great week ahead!

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  11. The Slog: Cheers mate! It’s not just the runs, my fever is back with a vengence – am going to see a doctor soon, just sorting out some work related stuff before I do. πŸ™‚

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  12. Hey, hope u’re better now.
    I had similar experience 5 years back. Those food out from both ways (up n down) at the same time, I think i also vomitted 7 times in about 15-30 mins time.after a jab by the doctor, I basically have to sit on the toilet bowl n sleep there. Even had a dream during my sleep in the toilet. xD

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  13. Emeryn: Heh! I’m getting better, off to see a doctor now! Sleeping on the toilet bowl eh?
    Haha! It’s a good thing I never had that experience although I’ve dozed off on the porcelain throne before. πŸ˜‰
    cumidanciki: Yup, it works wonders in lieu of TP when you have to go VERY OFTEN. πŸ˜‰

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  14. HOPE YOU ARE WELL, MY FRIEND. what? all the readers aint never done that? I know I have. pissed in the shower. and worse. at least I did not eat corn the night before… then it makes a mess while tyyin to plunge it down the drain… thats ok… my dad, shit all the way to the bathroom, and he was embaressed that i cleaned it up. i did not like it, shit is shit, but, well, it is a function. and i loved and respected my dad. but he hated it. as would I. what it is, is, well. you are no longer the alaha dog , and that dont sit to well. myself , included. oh yeah…. wanna have sombody wipe your ass… oh hell no… be sensitive..

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  15. takes one to know one, Hb. its the hardest thing in the world for a alpha dog to get, well… behind another… but admit.. well.. in a car, gotta be in the drivers seat… no, but…. damn , thats hard to admit.. but I aint 33 no more. or even 43… but when they start playing your driving music as elevator stuff… well .. I can be a b dog… the best you ever seen, in fact//\\. no , its called humility… shit, and Ive never been very good at that… you would think… but no… Ill try to do the best i can, but its tough being in the trace, when you are used to being lead dog… ( that could be the presidents oath… try not to kill each other…) we’ve got five living now… all alpha dogs… JC, GHB , WC, GWB, BHO. all lead dogs. but only one in charge.. BHO . period. trouble is, , well, alpha and omega. Id rather be a o dog just now. tom

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