Do you have a shy bladder?

taking the piss

I don’t. I can piss anywhere. In full view of incoming traffic. At the urinal while chatting with the guy beside me (much to his discomfort, I’m sure). Hell, I’ve even let loose from a penthouse suite in the balcony once in Melbourne. Contrary to popular belief (as most Asians who haven’t truly met Caucasians and think they are the epitome of the Son of God incarnated) it’s quite common to take a leak in an alley. It’s not “an uncultured Malaysian thing” (sorry to disappoint you girls, you just haven’t met that many Caucasians if you think that) but something that happens all over the world.

However, do you think it is culturally acceptable over here to piss like a racehorse when there are no toilets in sight?

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60 thoughts on “Do you have a shy bladder?”

  1. When you gotta go…you gotta go. In Kolkata, India, there are urinal cubicles by the main roads. There are no doors. Only men use it. I guess the ladies have to hold it in.
    Bunch of years ago, in a park outside San Francisco, the chick in front of me walked a few paces off the path, pulled down her pants and did her business. She didn’t look bashful at all.

  2. Dude, one of my marathon race, 10 minutes before starting time, I had to go. I did not bother to walk thru the crowd of 20,000 to portable toilets 0.5 km away, I just yelled ” People, please stand back, I need to pee!” ……

  3. I remember I was on the Sydney to Newcastle train a few years ago, a 2 hour trip, suprisingly the train was not equipped with toilets, which meant hold your water or get off and goto a station toilet(if there was one) and wait for next train for an hour. Fortunately I held on, but looking out the window at that nice aussie bush and knowing aussie soil is low in nitrogen didn’t help.

  4. My chemistry LECTURER actually took a piss at the roadside after he went clubbing with some of my seniors. He was a bit drunk though.
    Russians are doing it too so I assume pissing anywhere is *sorta* acceptable =P

  5. Of course, I am Caucasion and hail from fashionable London, the birth place of democracy and I piss with impunity.
    Sometimes I’m so cock sure I just soil myself mid conversation!
    ….Whilst maintaining alarmingly direct eye contact, the ladies love it!

  6. Interesting topic. Why is it toilets in Malaysia are ALWAYS in such a bad state? I can never understand. Cross into Singapore and it’s wah….so clean. And the worse part is, there are three times as many cleaning crew on the Malaysian side. Like what the F…
    The person who coined “Making the best of a bad situation” must have been to a M’sian toilet, ha ha ha.

  7. avholic: that is just wrong. do you like it if it was you on the receiving end? maybe you do. ha.
    HB: i am surprised you didn’t mention “it’s not the size that matters but the girth”. ha ha

  8. Good to see you’re not piss-shy HB. I haven’t been for the last 15 years.
    I’ve got this weird mental thing that helps me go, even if there was ring of drunk bikies around me. Basically, I imagine i’m getting a blow job from some random auntie and I just relax.
    Works everytime.

  9. ah nel: Haha! What’s the weather gotta do with anything? ๐Ÿ™‚
    penguin: In a park in San Francisco? Interesting! China also has no door toilets and females use them too…but they cover the entrance with an umbrella. ๐Ÿ™‚
    e: Haha! Classic mate. Hardcore marathon runner. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Jeff: HAHAHAHA! That is a good one, love the nitrogen reference. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Ryan: Yeah I guess it is but in some places you’ll get a fine though. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Si: Haha! OMG, I can’t stop laughing at this. Nice pun. ๐Ÿ™‚
    ShaolinTiger: Interesting! What happens then? Do they get fined?
    Vicky: I guess we’re not that polite then. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    rocket: That question befuddles me too. Singapore is just cleaner but if you try that shit over there, I bet there will be one hell of a fine to pay. ๐Ÿ™‚
    avholic: What AV stuff? Golden showers? SCAT?
    Ry: Heh! 2G1C only evoked a strong interest in me but I wasn’t grossed out. I found it…educational. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I’ve seen worse from the Japanese. Extreme SCAT. :S
    Limo: I’m never piss shy, I can piss on demand, quite a useful skill, I might add. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    victer: …even if it’s an emergency? ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Simon Seow: True, true.
    shimmers999: It was just a sudden thought that I had. ๐Ÿ™‚
    rocket: 2 girls, 1 straw? Sounds promising. ๐Ÿ™‚
    bz: Piss all you want. ๐Ÿ™‚
    dan: Haha! No, this was not. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. I have no shy bladder. Ive pissed wherever neccesary. when i was younger, of the edges of buildings. to show off. If in doors, i raise the lid, and if i miss, wipe things down. then wash my hands. but I must confess, I need privacy to take a dump. at least some bushes. dont know why. ingrained, I guess. can go to the store and buy tampons, pads, or pms pills, but am emabarassed to buy rubbers. to be honest, I dont. go to a different place. and i could swear or use language, but it just makes me uncomfortable. sex is neat, but you dont wanna think of your parents being intamite. wtf.. how did i get here.. like making sasuage… just enjoy it. you really dont wanna se it being made… thanks HB now I know what to say to some kids …

  11. eiling: Haha! Yeah you dod. Ipoh CNY trip YAY! =D
    tom: Same here, I can piss just about anywhere (except in the obvious places like inside a building etc etc). Heh! Yeah, agree, not something you want to dwell upon, parents doing the horizontal boogie. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  12. Man, I wish I had a shy bladder. Last month I was in the city (chicago) and was pissing on a wall, when all of a sudden, a cop runs at me, pushes me against the car and searches my pocket. I had a small amount of drugs we were taking to a party and I ended up spending the night in jail!
    If only I had a shy bladder! ๐Ÿ™

  13. Jacob: Jesus Christ, sorry to hear that. A person is most vulnerable when pissing. Well, at least it’s only a night in jail. In Malaysia, you’ll have to go to the courts. ๐Ÿ™‚

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