Wait, before that, let me just prep you just in case you win. *pretends to be an expert
You want to be a suave guy right? The one that gets all the girls, instantly attracts women, and has a badge for Player Please on foursquare?
Okay, maybe not that last one. 😉
From my years of experience and…er, social experiments (cough), I have heard that girls are attracted to three things.
- Power
- Money
- Fame
Call it evolution or whatever you will, it’s true to a certain extent but it would be sexist not to explain further. There’s also two other attributes which attracts females.
- Good looks
- Sense of humor
Of course, there are exceptions to everything, but if you have just one of the 5 attributes above, you’re basically sorted. The most important thing is actually confidence.
It’s tied to the “classic three attributes” and it’s the reason why people in that category always gets the girls. Confidence and a zest for life turns women on, the power, money, fame is just what gives those men confidence.
I know I’m grossly oversimplifying it but confidence along with a healthy respect for women while being charming and romantic hasn’t quite failed me yet. You can also hack the system if you’re (un)lucky enough to be born with the dark triad of personality traits. It’s surprisingly effective for what Wikipedia diplomatically calls an “accelerated mating strategy”. Of course, there are a lot of other factors I don’t know, take this as you will. 😉
Back to the contest!
Excuse my very real excitement. This is the best contest prize I’ve ever seen, bar none! There is only one grand prize so it’s extremely exclusive. How would you like to go at a secret island retreat with a supermodel by your side just for you?
This could be you!
Okay, I’m not the winner, she’s a friend of mine and we’re not on a island but imagine:
- The guy being you
- A hot supermodel by your side
- Partying at a secret Caribbean island getaway with the sun, sea and surf all day long and partying all night long with said supermodel
The island is not some shabby island near Malaysia but one that’s internationally recognized as one of the best beach vacation spots! The supermodel will be accompanying you and only you. It’s the ultimate dream! 😀
Travel. An exclusive Caribbean island with white sandy beaches with hot celebs and single women from all over the world. A supermodel by your side during the entire trip.
Guess who the supermodel is?
Fay Hokulani
You’ll be the envy of everyone!
Okay, here’s how the contest works. It’s done in conjunction with the new deodorant from AXE and here’s how you go about it.
1. AXE Malaysia Facebook contest
There is only *one* grand prize and here is where you win it! It’s the 4D/3N trip to the Caribbean with Fay Hokulani! By the way, you get to bring 1 guy friend along too!
It’s so simple! Just submit your most creative beachwear photo and comment away to woo the lovely Fay by 31st August!
This is where you can win the exclusive trip to Anarchy Island with Fay Hokulani as your travel companion so submit your entries and get more details at the AXE Malaysia Facebook page now!
You’ll have bragging rights for all eternity! Heck, your grandchildren will *still* be talking about this way after you’re six feet under.
2. Exclusive contest for bloggers
Nuffnang will be organizing another contest exclusively for bloggers. The aim is to choose two of the most suave and charming bloggers to represent Malaysia at Anarchy Island!
You just need to write a blog post about your best efforts to attract members of the opposite sex. Playa playa, come out with your best pickup lines and tell us how good you are at the game.
Showcase how you approach people, attract attention and ultimately get the girl or guy of your dreams!
Create a video to better flaunt your flirting skills to go together with your blog post for more points. The two best blog posts will each win a trip to Anarchy Island!
There will also be 10 consolation prizes of 1 year’s worth of AXE products worth RM 200 each.
Get more information about how to participate and win on the Nuffnang contest page!
AXE Anarchy is the new deodorant for both sexes – AXE Anarchy for Him smells fresh and fruity with sweet woods for an irresistible and addictive finish while AXE Anarchy for Her has soft florals and a light finish that screams delicate and fun. You can win an entire set of deodorant just by predicting the final 24 contestants! 🙂
I’m joining the contest to Anarchy Island – it’ll be awesome to win a trip there with Fay Hokulani eh?
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG are you serious? Fay will be accomapying the winner for the trip? I want to win!!!!!!!
Heh! Yeah man, she’ll be with the winner of the AXE Facebook contest. 🙂
Good luck, I’m going to join too, you wanna make a deal that if either of us win, we’ll bring the other as the +1? 😀
gosh~!! I want!!!
You can join the Nuffnang contest! It’ll be awesome, I want to win this trip too.
It’s going to be great, heading to the Caribbean – I haven’t been to that part of the world before and I’m keen on heading there. 🙂
why the hell would you want to bring a “guy” friend along? Srew him….
Joking.
Heh! Well, having a travel buddy in this situation would make things more fun! 🙂
I would find a friend and join this contest and if either of us win, the other will come along.
hi HB, I is supplier of Viagra in your region, will be vely vely good for this trip!!! give me call yaaaa…
Haha! No thanks, I don’t need Viagra. :p
Hey, if you’re from Pfizer, I would love to have lunch with you sometime though, I like to catch up on news. Or do you mean distributor? Who is the distributor anyway? I’ve heard it’s Pfizer itself, Gold Coin or even Mundipharma/NAPP.
hi HB, thank u vely much for your interesting. Hey, u seem to kno alot about viagra.. hmmmm… almost kno more than me even… hhhmmmm … But if u kno more than me, how I can sell in your region. Oi! You! Nooo! I KEEEEL U…… I KEEEL U NOWWW
Heh! I don’t know much about Viagra actually, it is not a pharmaceutical of interest to me, except that it’s phamakinetics and molecular structure is related to some substances that are within my scope of interest. 🙂
Haha! No worries bro, I don’t sell, buy or use Viagra.
I’m mostly interested in pharmacology, organic chemistry, and sociology with regards to certain pharmaceuticals, they must cross the BBB and interact with GABA, dopamine, serotonin or norephedrine for me to be interested enough to study it.
Good luck, hope you’ll win. I’m off online contests for good…no, thank you. LOL!!!
Thanks Arthur! 🙂
I would really like to win this – going to make a movie for additional points too. Thanks for the well wishes! 😀
God knows how much you’ll enjoy spending your time at the island with the gorgeous Fay. =D So with that, fingers crossed and the best of luck that you’ll win, HB!
Heh! Thanks for the support Ciana!
I’ll love to go to the Caribbean, it’s one of the places I haven’t been to but on my to visit list. This seems like a great way to go about it. 🙂
Better give me cash and the ticket.
N I will get all the supermodels over there….lol
Heh! I love your confidence bro! 🙂
Join the contest, I’m working on it too – going to submit a great entry, I really want to win this and it’s the Caribbean! 😀
so hot
Who? Fay?
Yeah, she does look good, I didn’t know she was Malaysian at first. 🙂
Your blog is getting bored, won’t view your blog anymore, too many commercial. Still prefer sixthseal many years back. Anyway, bye!
OMG you’re kidding! This is an awesome contest! 🙂
Oh well, to each his own, cheers for reading, I can’t be the same person I was, people grow up.
I’m totally joining this contest – the prize is just toooo awesome and I’ll love to go to the Caribbean. 😀
You can do it HB!!! I hope you win too! Hehe.
Heh! Thanks Diana! 🙂
I really want to win it! I’m doing what I hope is an excellent entry.
Cheers for the well wishes! 😀
and they should do another one for the girls to spend the holiday on an island with all the guy models! I would take part in that kinda contest.
Heh! Yeah, with one guy model that’s going to bring you around the Caribbean island, now wouldn’t that be a fun vacation? 🙂