REAL TIME Pill Review – Pink Bird (Melbourne)

Afternote: I’m terribly sorry everyone. This is so juvenile
and stupid. This is a serious lack of forethought on my part. I suck so
much. I’m a sorry excuse for a human being. Look at me, feeling sorry
for myself. “I can’t help it, it’s the chemical imbalance going on
right now in my brain”. There I go again, always with the
justification. I hate myself. I’m feeling so depressed right now. I
took this pill (sold as ketamine) because I felt like some ketamine to
end my night. “Better living through chemistry”, I tell myself.
“Limiting my legal liability, it’s been sitting in my drawer for ages”,
I tell myself. Excuses, excuses. Is this ketamine? Felt like it, but
only MDMA (Ecstasy) makes me feel this horrible and depressed. I’m
smelling lavender everywhere. Lavender makes me depressed. I still
can’t think very well, but I’m sorry for posting such a stupid thing.
Please don’t read it. Feel free to flame me and call me names. I
deserve it. I’m useless. I’ve ruined the image of every responsible and
intelligent recreational user. I’m not fishing for your sympathy or
pity, don’t feel sorry for me, everything I do willingly is my
responsibility. I’m so sleepy right now. I’m going to sleep. I want to
throw up. Horrible depression, leave me be. Fuck it, everything sounds
wrong. Nothing but whine whine whine. I’m sorry for disappointing
everyone who reads my posts and I understand if you’ve lost your
respect for me. “It sounded like a good idea at the time”. Story of my
life. 🙁


wowo typing that title sure was fun. hehehe.i was writing muy
personal trip report when i thought HEY! why not write a rREAL TIME
trip report fora change! hehehe
won’t that be a hoot!
eh i’;m altrady logged in and i didn’t know hahaha!

[Edit: I accidentally lost (wrote over) part of the opening
paragraph while updating. This real time
constant-update-as-things-progress idea isn’t so good after all.]

Pill Name: Pink Bird
Color: Pink with white spots
Location: Melbourne
Contents: Sold as a ketamine/speed combo pill – not sure, first
time I heard speed/ketamine combo and second time I heard ketamine
only. My fault for not clearing things up.

if uou’re blind (i won’t blame you though 🙂 ) here’s the scanned pill front phottoshooped to show the outline of the bird

oh boy the images will be a challenge to do
i’m going to past the trip report i had just now and put it here:
oh this is so NOT FUNNY
by the way this is not the trip report dump
talking about how i logged out and lost some stuff
and next thing I DID IT AGAIN and lopst more stuff
real time is not so good after all
okay back to this, i was in the middle of the keeping the log when i
suddenly thought, why not do a REAL TIME one???? the prevpipus one all
are posted after, because of legal issues.

pill front taken with a digicam (macro mode) – pill is thick

ok here it is:
thick pill
pink with white spots
solid – hard pressed and hard to crush
no bevel or split
turn down red coz its very pink
and phewwwwwwwweeeeeeee
did it burn
ouch! fuck! fuck! fuck!
i snorted a big line and my eyes watered. should have crushed it finer.
theyshould have made it crumblier
its a k pill for fucks sake…why make it so solid when its meant to be crushed
scanned back of the pill. this is not part of the trip report, i
just chucked in in so you won’t have to read huge amounts of text
without some pics. hahaha! this is the pill’s back. wat do you see?
nothing? you’re right. no detail on the back

and snorted?
ouch! just had another line. wonder if its the granules or additives that made it

burn so bad. my eyes watered! i didn’t heve that problem even with my poorly

crushed dexamphetamine tablets.
third line
*eyes watering*
fourth line
oh man, i think i’m doing my sinuses some serious damage but i want to get it up

fast, so it’s all about fast fast fast snorting, don’t think, alternate nostrils,
this is a picture of the crushed pill. photo, not scan. not part of original trip report
and up it goes
oh…i’m feeling ketamine’s effects now. whoa. 🙂
okay gonna clear my nasal passages now
eyes watering and i’m still not done with the pill
the watery eyes adds to the trippy k “visuals”
oh its definately the cut
fucking hell i’m on to ya
the makers of the pill put something that they know will burn going up
tats coz tehy want to make your eyes water
its fune to type
i’m crying
tears flow flow flow

not part of the original trip report. this is a picture, taken in
macro mode to schow you the size of the pill besie an A#2 coin

hmm hmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm
dum dum dum
em em eme em em
emmm ememmmmm
ticka ticka ticka
tsk tsk tsk
doop doop doop
thats the music i’m listening to now
written in words so you can listen to it too
music doesn;t sound right but typing is fun coz i have to correct the spelling mistakes i maaaaaaaake =D
but itssssssssssssssss whoops didn’t mean to do that
gonna do pics now
eh now that the ketamine effects have passed this is getting silly. oh well.

photo of the pill back taken with digicam in macro mode

I don’t know if there’s speed in there, can’t really tell, but I
feel able to sleep. Now I’m not sure it’s ketamine as well coz it made
me feel very depressed. 🙁 I’ve only experienced this horrible
depression on MDMA (Ecstasy) before. I’m sobering up and this is
stupid. Everything sucks.

I’ve been down this road
In the end it’s all the same
Another day I’m getting older
Another day nothing has changed.
I’ve been down this road
I’m wrong when I know I’m right
Hard pressed to make it better and I’ve got no will to fight.
Think out loud things I want to change,
but I know I never will I’m gonna stay this way
Is this my great reward, servitude and solitude,
a lifetime of chances I have blown?
I woulda coulda shoulda been so much more than I really am,
and it’s nobody else’s fault but my own.

Zero Down – Down This Road

[Final update (07:15 AM): It was probably ketamine +
(possibly) speed after all. Qualitative evaluation of ketamine content
in the pill suggests that it is low compared to the white ? pills
[]. The presence of (meth)amphetamines cannot be confirmed
due to reasons I choose not to state (but you can probably figure out).
Depression is not so bad now, inconsistant with MDMA type depression.
Sleep is possible but unfeasible (poor quality) without benzos. This
may be due to other factors. Booya would be unimpressed by my reversion
to ‘clinical’ assessment. 😉 If you’re wondering, no, I don’t take
substances every day. I would be appalled myself if that were true. 🙂
The LSD consumption was recent but it wasn’t yesterday. I usually post
reports after the substance has been consumed for legal and
literature (writing and photo compiling takes time) reasons. Unless, I
specifically use chronological words like “yesterday”, “last night”,
“just now” etc in the post, the average lag between comsumption and
posting is 2-3 days. It’s usually 1 day (the day after) but it can be
much longer than that. I do have “report banks” as in I’ve half-written
but not posted some reports. This is either due to wanting more
experience (eg a fourth experience in the case of a unposted DXM
compilation), a lack of significance (eg the “I swear my Xanax pills
have legs and a mind of its own” post about disappearing pills) or
plain laziness (eg incomplete “Cooking with Cannabis” post). Just FYI.
🙂 Should my reports be dated (ie consumption date)? What do you think?]

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

116 thoughts on “REAL TIME Pill Review – Pink Bird (Melbourne)”

  1. I assumed it was likely being some unexciting old report, nevertheless it definitely compensated for my time. I most unquestionably will post a link to this article on my web page. I am convinced my visitors are planning to find that realistically helpful.

  2. Grande borne! Agradecimentos para tomar o momento de escrever algo que é realmente leitura do valor. Demasiado frequentemente eu encontro a informação inútil e não a algo que é realmente relevante. Agradecimentos para seu trabalho duro.

  3. This is this kind of a wonderful useful resource that you are offering and you give it absent free of charge. I love seeing internet sites that comprehend the worth of offering a quality resource free of charge. It?s the outdated what goes about arrives around program.

  4. Several with the factors related with this weblog post are generally beneficial nonetheless had me personally wanting to understand, did they critically imply that? 1 point I have acquired to say is your writing experience are very good and I’ll be returning back for any brand-new weblog post you arrive up with, you may possibly possess a brand-new supporter. I book marked your weblog for reference.

  5. What I wouldnt give to have a debate with you about this. You just say so many things that come from nowhere that Im pretty sure Id have a fair shot. Your blog is great visually, I mean people wont be bored. But others who can see past the videos and the layout wont be so impressed with your generic understanding of this topic.

  6. I was wondering if you ever considered changing the layout of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two images. Maybe you could space it out better?

  7. This is such a wonderful resource that you’re offering and also you give it away for free. I love seeing internet sites that comprehend the value of offering a quality useful resource for free. It?s the old what goes about arrives about program.

  8. Great stuff from you, man. Ive read your stuff before and youre just too awesome. I love what youve got here, love what youre saying and the way you say it. You make it entertaining and you still manage to keep it smart. I cant wait to read more from you. this is really a great site.

  9. i was reading throught some of the posts and i locate them to be plumb interesting. apologetic my english is not exaclty the bloody best. would there be anyway to transalte this into my argot, spanish. it would genuinely help me a lot. since i could compare the english terminology to the spanish language.

  10. I cling on to listening to the news broadcast lecture about receiving free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the most excellent site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i acquire some?

  11. I wonder how you got so nice. HaHa! this is really a fascinating website, many stuff that I can get into. One thing I just want to say is that your design is so great! You certainly know how to get a girls attention! Im glad that youre here. I feel like Ive learned something new by being here.

  12. I did not start using the e-cig as a way to completely quit smoking. I had pretty much given up on that. I just felt how bad I was getting from smoking and having a hard time breathing and coughing in the mornings. I was getting worse and worse. I didn’t go into it the way I did with smoking cessation products like the gum. I had no expectations, other than possible hope to improve my breathing and cutting down on combustible cigarettes. Completely quitting “analogs” as they are commonly called in the vaping community, was a side affect and a pleasant one at that! I feel so much better and healthier. At some point I may go down to 0% nicotine.. but not planning to anytime soon. (if i do, I will continue vaping). The transition was very easy where other nicotine delivery products did not work. having the freedom to self-medicate and at a low price has allowed me to gradually drop my nicotine addiction. I smoked over a pack a day… Had smoked for 20+ years. I may do this e-cig thing long term.. And i do believe this is a much healthier alternative to smoking.. I believe it, because my body tells me so. Caffeine and nicotine are on par with each other. I have never been a caffeine person.. it makes me ill.

  13. I carry on listening to the news lecture about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the most excellent site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i get some?

  14. A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad. “You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.” “What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” he said. “there must be some mistake.” “I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.”

  15. Excellent blog! I really love how it is easy upon my personal eye balls and the info are well written. I am wondering how i may be notified each time a new publish has been manufactured. I have subscribed to your rss feed which ought to do the trick! Have a nice day!

  16. This article gives the light in which we can observe the reality. this is very wonderful one and gives indepth information. thx for this great post! My best regards, Elida.

  17. Platform Beds Platform beds are are wonderful brass beds of richmond the quality, medically designed friends and coworkers little pickup steel truck beds actual tips might vary. Owners simply add cathouse iron beds ripoff you decision us, memory antique wrought iron beds canada htm ahead and browse you choose a home made baby beds furniture has been.

  18. Your blog came up in my research and I’m motivated by what you have penned on this subject. I am currently broadening my search and thus cannot contribute further, nonetheless, I’ve bookmarked your site and will be returning to keep up with any succeeding updates. Just Now love it and gives thanks for admitting my remark.

  19. I am stricken by the way you managed this topic. It is not often I come across a web site with intriguing articles like yours. I will make a note of your feed to keep up to date with your hereafter updates. I like it and do sustain up the effective work.

  20. I won’t debate together with your choices because I believe you’re proper on the bucks! You have place together a coherent case for your sentiments and now I understand much more details this special subject. Gives Thank you for this astonishing publish and that i is for much more.

  21. I will not debate with your closings because I think you’re exact on the money! You have put together a reasoned case for your views and now I know more about this particular topic. Gives Thanks for this outstanding post and i will come back for more.

  22. Thanks for putting up this article. I’m unquestionably frustrated with struggling to search out relevant and rational commentary on this matter. Everybody now goes to the very far extremes to either drive home their viewpoint that either: everyone else in the planet is wrong, or two that everyone but them does not really understand the situation. Many thanks for your concise, pertinent insight.

  23. I won’t discussion together with endings because believe you’re exact on the money! You have come up with a valid situation for your ideas and now I know much more about this unique subject. Provides Thanks from this impressive publish and that i will come for more.

  24. Hi. I treasured to drop you a quick note to impart my thanks. I’ve been following your blog for a month or so and have plucked up a heap of effective information as well as relished the way you’ve structured your site. I am attempting to run my own blog however I think its too general and I would like to focus more on smaller topics.

  25. Thanks for posting this article. I’m unquestionably frustrated with struggling to search out germane and intelligent commentary on this matter. Everybody now goes to the very far extremes to either drive home their viewpoint that either: everyone else in the planet is wrong, or two that everyone but them does not really understand the situation. Many thanks for your concise, pertinent insight.

  26. You’re making a lot of great points during this blog post however it is very hard in my opinion to concentrate on this article on the complicated page design.


Leave a Comment