Big taukeh


Sell lah! No use one that company, make me lose money only. Buy that what, what, that computer company Ah Kau was talking about. Buy! Buy! Just buy! How much they want? 6 million? Tell them go fly kite. Tiu nia ma! If 5 million can lah. I not free now. Pang sai. If 5 million then ON.

Si ki na, nowadays worker cannot harap one. Small small thing also want to call me.

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25 thoughts on “Big taukeh”

  1. A night in a reasonably good hotel = RM 100 (or less)
    A copy of your favorite daily post = RM 1.50
    Having your naked photo taken while your taking a dump and on a phone = Priceless !

  2. LOL Cool!
    HB, how long do you usually take to make one Pang Sai. I heard guys usually need about half an hr to do so. Hard for me to imagine smelling your own poo for 30 min. -_-“””

  3. Dude, this is classic, bold, straight to the point! Did you take advantage of the Sarawak made bidet or the good old TP?

  4. Ha ha this is the stuff that make you different from other bloger. Once you posted you jerking off and now you shitting ;p

  5. hahahahah only in, Now people will have an idea that Big taukes are so busy that even when they pang sai also need to attend matters.

  6. oh yes, good old hb is back. it was moi & girlfriend those who put *that* petition (so long ago) up for your return :>
    that was lame, i know. anyway, it’s great to see you back.
    ey man, what about a shit comparison? not only between you and me, but everyone reading this (or not), since interested, could participate.
    how to? easy: each one gets the bottom of his/her toilet after a GREAT dump photographed, then lets just post the links, see and compare πŸ˜›

  7. I love it!!!
    I don’t know what it is, but I love it.
    Shitter phone(TM)
    But seriously buy some shares of Berkshire Hathaway Class A stocks!!!!!

  8. Choonie: I’m reading the business pages! I can’t take it away! What if I lose millions? πŸ˜‰
    jessy: Thanks! πŸ™‚
    I always have reading material in my bathroom. Novels, papers, mags.
    Irene: There is a bit of a pouch on my stomach and I’m not a kangaroo. πŸ˜‰
    JoeNiece: …for everything else in life, there’s Sony T2 digicam. =D
    fish fish: I take AT LEAST half an hour to finish pang sai. Seriously. Most guys don’t take that long though but I want to be sure it’s all out.
    suituapui: Haha! Well, at least I won’t mind if it’s me eating my own fluids. Other people eating it…hmm…
    Good point you brought up there. πŸ˜‰
    e: Thanks, mate! πŸ™‚
    I use TP, I don’t really like water on my ass…
    Roland: Cheers, buddy. πŸ™‚
    Next one would be me having sex. πŸ˜‰
    essentric: Here at, we ALWAYS aim to please. πŸ˜‰
    al’sera: Thank you. πŸ™‚
    I like doing these like these, I think it’s funny.
    …but then I have a twisted sense of humor.
    Wuching: It’s very well ventilated in here already. πŸ˜‰
    she17: Haha! Thanks. πŸ™‚
    JW: Heh! That’s a good one. Porcelain throne.
    I’m gonna put this in Best of
    Darren: I think some big taukehs actually do that. They always seem so busy and loud. πŸ™‚
    j..: Hey, thanks for that! I saw that petition. I appreciate the kind gesture. I’m glad you like the blog. πŸ™‚
    Shit comparison eh…I’m up for it. Wait till I get back from Miri. Going there tomorrow for my holidays.
    Crunk Juice: Thanks!
    The Shitter Phone (TM) WAS a very good invention until cell phones came into play.
    cindarella: She Who Must Not Be Named. πŸ˜‰
    Rufus: Yeah, been rather busy with work lately. It’s good to relax during the weekend.
    goolooloo: My kangtao always good one. I have a regular partner though. It’s always her.
    eve: Heh! That’s one of my favorite lines as well. πŸ™‚
    (=’.’=): I love this reaction. =D

  9. alexallied: I have one fully nude one from the Miri trip on a family beach. =D
    I’ll post it up this week when I finish the writeup.
    bongkersz: Haha! Thanks, buddy. πŸ™‚


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