65 thoughts on “Singlehood – FAIL”

  1. Dude…OMG! But then I remember you said you want a family, well, party ends now. Serious advise, if you really want to raise kids, raise them well, give them all your heart and soul.

  2. Congrats man!
    You have officially proved those researchers wrong about all those experiments regrading human’s reproduction systems!

  3. HB, Not sure there going to be a shotgun wedding but is it plan at this age? My friends lost change to see better future which no good educations, jobs and homes.
    You got good job and hope she too. Now days two income is much needed for good life and just being housewife and mother is no life and future for today day and age.

  4. I sure you knew it might happen so did you have backup plan for now? Hope she does too. You have a good job and background and she does to see chance to life for this child will be good. Now you must see child life provided for well.
    Seen a lot of dead beat guys fathers who left women to fend for themself and family disown them too. The women is the one who suffer with child with no surport. Many family also might be shame of what happen too.

  5. Congratulations! It’s been a long strange road, now you can share it all with your child. Warning: some material rate M for Mature.

  6. After reading ur post, the song just appears in my head, it goes like β€œBillie jean is not my lover, she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son” *moon walk. (Michael Jackson – Billie Jeans)
    All jokes aside, congrats(I think), wow, this is such a news. You two are a pretty fertile pair hey! I wonder what you gonna do next. Life is all about choices – I wonder which path you are going to choose. I hope peace be with you in this Happy (or difficult) situation.
    Last thing, if you decided to be a father, can I be the god father?
    Ur best friend – Myst3

  7. Congratulations! I’m really happy for you! It’s amazing! I guess you were right after all. πŸ™‚
    You want the heads up on anything, or to gloat, or just to talk about how crappy Durex is, just send me a mail or whatever. But I’m sure you’ve got tons of married and babied friends to do that already πŸ™‚
    To yeah: You’re a fucking no brainer.

  8. HB, I’ve been following your blog since the days of Veritas and Cacistas and I must say I was extremely glad you managed to turn your life around and now with this…couldn’t be happier for you. But I’ve got to be honest here, I frankly think that it’s realy irresponsible of the both of you (must’ve been the heat of the moment during the cold days in up in Camerons – pun intended), being a parent is no easy task and honestly I just don’t see the maturity or the mindset in you being a parent. TOO LATE now…..my advice is start preparing now. Personally for me parenthood has been and is the greatest and most fulfilling experience I’ve had. Love and take care of your kid well…children are a blessing!

  9. Eh, clarification time!!!oneone
    It’s under the Satire/Parody category.
    This is not my test result, it’s one of my friend’s, who is already married and was so happy that she’s finally going to conceive (she has been trying for the past two years) that she was showing us during supper earlier this week.
    I thought it would made a good FAIL post so I submitted it to failblog.org
    They didn’t publish it though, so I posted it on my own blog.
    It’s not my test results, sorry to disappoint you all. :p
    Honest. If it was my test results I will have ED for the rest of my life. πŸ˜‰

  10. tsk tsk tsk.. there u go again.. i already knew it wasn’t ur gf’s… judging by the laid-back-ness the way u post it in ur blog…
    u fooled many though! goodness, next time i doubt if anyone will believe u again if it was *real* next time round πŸ˜›
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    they never read this post before haha!

  11. Bullshit you HB….
    I was about to buy some cute cute baby garments and send to KL….
    was about to open a bottle of champagne some more!
    I hate you for ruining my and other readers’ excitement..
    I hate you…


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