Saying it with Music Telegrams

I’ve always had a HUGE crush on Jun-Jun Riko. Unfortunately, I missed her posting on a boyfriend vacancy so I have been bidding my time for the outpouring of my love for her. Well, it seems that great minds think alike (?) coz the feelings are reciprocal!


I didn’t even know until I sent her a random email declaring my love for her.

Flowers are getting so passΓ© nowadays, sometimes you just gotta say it with music. Music soothes even the savage beast and all that.


Plus, it only costs RM 5 for a full track compared to at least RM 100 for flowers. They’re having a 50% discount now so it’s just RM 2.50 for a full track! Very easy on the wallet considering I’m quite pok kai this month. I’m doing mosaic on her number so that you all won’t be chomping at the bit to get to this delicious morsel. Pun intended. πŸ˜‰

I’ve heard the DiGi commercials on Hitz FM with outrageous (in a good way) dedications…a student sending his love to his teacher and a girl breaking up with her boyfriend coz she now prefers women are two memorable ones. I LOLed while driving to the office on that one.

It seems that the more controversial the dedication is, the more likely it will be played on air. Plus, the more interesting dedications will have the honor of the DiGi Music Squad actually going over (!!!) to the recipient’s location to play the song! The band will even perform the song live! Check it out at the Radio Promo microsite.


However, true love cannot wait (even though I’ve held it back for so long) so I decided to take matters into my own hands. I logged on to DiGi’s Music Store, chose an appropriate song and sent it to her cell phone.
I have known her cell phone number for ages but never did muster up the courage to call, fearing rejection.

With this nifty new method, I can easily pass it off as “Eh, I send to wrong number, sorry ya” should the recipient be less-than-receptive to my amorous advances. πŸ˜‰


I sent the Music Telegram her way (it was David Archuleta – Crush) and she called me back and sent me photos saying that she feels the exact same way.


I’ve got a date scheduled with her on Saturday night.

Wish me luck, everyone. πŸ˜‰

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71 thoughts on “Saying it with Music Telegrams”

  1. You like to post loads of pictures with yourself together with different girls. Boring..
    Much of this is apparently part of a game you play. But when you talk about “loving” someone, I am not sure if you have understood what the word means at all. A few days after your “girlfriend” apparently left you, you talk about being in love with another girl. You do not seem to care much about other people, really. Unfortunately, for both you and others.
    Maybe when, and if, you get more mature.
    You may clearly be fun and intelligent, but you are wasting your time on nonimportant things.
    That’s also what is fascinating about the blog. πŸ˜‰
    Good luck, whatever happens.

  2. Huai Bin:
    OMG!!! I didn’t know you were gonna write up a story like this when I took the photos for you ler. You should’ve let me in on your plan before you wrote this, cause despite the popularity you’re giving me, I don’t appreciate that you’re downgrading my character and personality to someone who double crosses her BF. I hope you’ll make a slight change in your post stating that the whole thing was just a make up story for advertorial purposes.
    *p/s to everyone who thought HB could score or get lucky:
    I’m already attached to my BF and there’ll definitely be no other guy getting lucky with me.

  3. sir…plz be understand she got BF liao… don’t make her BF misunderstand… and also, those friends, ur words are very not polite, especially who saying something condom.

  4. holy shit hb youre lucking, ide force feed that chick. wait a minute i saw her before…[url][/url]

  5. Hey man, she already got a handsome bf, a doctor. Do you have a mirror to watch yourself? Her bf is much much more better than you. Much much more handsome than you, and Darren’s qualification is also much much more better than you. He’s a doctor.. And who do you think you are? hahaha.. How pity..

  6. lol πŸ˜€ @ Rambling Mind
    I implore those readers of sixthseal who have trouble understanding HBs posts to check under “tags” before commenting. It might help :/

  7. Success! No one can ever accuse me of hard sell anymore…or, er, it just speaks more about my non-regular readers than my writing skillz. πŸ˜‰
    Juice: Haha! You already know what this is la.
    Myhorng: Eh? No la, it’s not like that.
    calvin: Haha! Brother also can? You sure? πŸ˜‰
    Coki: No la, it’s not like that. πŸ™‚
    seth.frostheart: Yeah, she is cute, I had three people in consideration for this advertorial. The first one can’t do it due to conflict of interest and the second one WAS NOT ONLINE AND I’M VERY SURE I TEXTED YOU GIN COZ IT WAS IN MY SENT MESSAGES. :p
    Chicklord: Dude, are you one of the people who believes there is a Godzilla running amok in Tokyo in real life? πŸ˜‰
    Jared: Haha! Well, this was actually written last month.
    David: Yup, shows that I can do straight hard sell writing, humorous writing (Rexona) and tabloid style writing (this). πŸ˜‰
    thenomadGourmand: I know where Ipoh is, I think. It’s below the Klang Valley, right?
    Well-Wisher: No worries mate, I’m not actually gunning for her, just like I’m not really an assassin. Check out the categories. πŸ™‚
    eiling: You were supposed to help me on this one la…2 hours before submission and I still didn’t have any photos. :p
    I think you were out smoking cigars? It was in December, after the Kakiis event.
    e: It’s like what they always say right? The straight laced guy goes in the front door, guys like us leave from the back. πŸ˜‰
    I don’t mind, I like the back door (no pun intended). Haha!
    Negerkung: Hmm…do you believe that Christopher Reeves really can leap tall buildings in a single bound and fly? πŸ˜‰
    This was written in December, WHEN I had a girlfriend, and she was even watching me write it.
    I don’t think you understand the process mate. πŸ™‚
    whey: Hmm…I’m pretty much a hit or miss person. Batting average about 50%?
    JunJun-Riko: Eh, I told you on the phone about the general path this was going to take? That’s why I needed two photos.
    Sorry la, can’t show my draft to anyone except the client.
    Chill, JJR, it’s not like no one knows what this is. πŸ™‚
    Rambling Mind: Haha! Dude, you missed the point completely. πŸ™‚
    Libra: Sir, I don’t moderate my comments, I’m old skool. πŸ™‚
    WEEN: Hey mate, haven’t seen you around these parts for a long time. πŸ™‚
    Judge: Hmm…my sister is a doctor and so is my brother in law. So what? Makes no difference to me, and to most people. Who am I? Well, I’m Huai Bin and I know how the game works. πŸ˜‰
    kenwooi: Yeah, mate. Tabloid style, I’ve been fine tuning my writing coz of work. πŸ™‚
    Different styles for different clients.
    JW: Cheers! πŸ™‚
    You’re one of those who get it, I suspect most bloggers do get it, it’s all about the vocal minority. πŸ™‚
    Lisa Lee: Eh, you missed the point Lisa. It’s not a regular post.
    BLue: I don’t need to look trouble. Trouble always finds me. πŸ˜‰
    musique: Nope, that I admit. My finest work in this category is the Rexona one, hands down. I was totally in The Zone while writing that one.
    Confessions of a Medical Student: Eh, you got it wrong. It’s not a regular post, think of it as a commercial break. πŸ˜‰

  8. Okay, I have just got some GREAT news!
    The archives is COMPLETE! The girl I outsourced it to exceeds all expectations and just completed it now with all the proper tags and categories.
    I shall vet through and publish it.
    Rise, pheonix, rise! =D

  9. A pretty girl…
    so she is with a doctor ugh?
    good for her to become a “doctress”!
    well, seriously, if a girl is not into a marriage, every guy is entitled to have a go( of course, fairly & gentlemanly) but clearly i think HB did it for advertising purpose.
    Come on ppl, don;t be so sensitive…
    you see the girl also wrote :”Love” ? friendship cannot have love is it?

  10. I don’t know why you even bother to be nice towards spastic pieces of shit like ‘Judge’, mang. Not hard at all to see that what it had posted is just really uncalled for, right? Who do you think you are, MY ASS. The only THING that needs to have a good look at itself in the mirror is HIM/HER. Moron can just go fuck itself till it’s hands completely dies out for all we care.

  11. to hoof_ram_beat: shut the fuck up will ya? If you like to condemn people, then start a new blog yourself.
    Unless if you are Huai Bin trying to two-face and be a moderator.

  12. pp: No comment. Ringo looks great too.
    eric: I’ve been avoiding the A-word in my replies. It’s a harder than it looks. Heh!
    hoof_ram_beat: I would have ripped him another one if this post isn’t what it is. πŸ™‚
    Like you mentioned in an email, I know this self-censorship isn’t me, but hey, it pays the bills.
    Thanks for your support as always my friend. Cheers!
    calvin: Eh, she has a sister? I didn’t know that. πŸ™‚
    non: hoof_ram_beat is ALWAYS welcome on my blog. At least he stands up for me when I’m not around to reply comment.
    Dude: Er…and why would that make someone an idiot? I’m sure you also have a 192 IQ right? No?
    Well, sucks to be you. πŸ˜‰

  13. I TEOL’ed.
    Two more nit-witted dipshits coming here to piss on da parade POORLY. Big LULZ that, yo.
    Go die in a car accident or something, you two massively stupid cunt stains.

  14. Well, it’s like open season. πŸ˜‰
    A lot of people who doesn’t like me for one reason or another keeps their peace. But herd mentality in Malaysia yeah, when the floodgates open, their courage comes out and it becomes a bash the blogger fest.
    I understand so I don’t care. Been blogging too long and know how the dimwits think.

  15. KY: Haha! Unfortunately, pinkseal is going to be no more soon. πŸ™
    Jenny: That’s the problem. Most of them don’t know it’s an advertorial. πŸ™‚
    Er…the influx of flamers are not exactly in our age group, me thinks. πŸ˜‰
    More skewed towards the just-past-puberty demographic.

  16. >Negerkung: Hmm…do you believe that Christopher >Reeves really can leap tall buildings in a >single bound and fly? πŸ˜‰
    No, and especially not these days, as he died in 2004 ( ).
    His health went downward after he fell of a horse
    in 1995. If he could leap tall buildings and fly
    he should normally not have problems taking off from even a large horse.. πŸ˜‰

  17. Just a comment Sixtseal. Don’t you think your moderator or whoever that might be, hoof_ram_beat, is a little too much??
    Ask the reader (that could be anyone of us) to Go die in a car accident or something.
    That is outright rude. Okay, so we cannot comment anything negative, we can ONLY comment positive thing.
    So, if this is the direction sixthseal is going, then it’s really sad.
    Sad becos firstly, when we first read you, you were not ‘slave’ to any advertising.
    2ndly, you welcome any kind of comments, good or bad, in the past. but these days, only the ‘good’ and ‘put you up in high and might place’ are considered good in your head.
    and 3rdly, you encourage someone like hoof_ram_beat to piss many of us.
    Who’s your readers now? Is it us or just hoof_ram_beat?
    This is really sad to see sixthseal taking this route. Because you were different but now it’s just like any other blog.
    We hope to see the old sixthseal back. The ORIGINAL blogger who leads the wilds into the ways of man. who don’t need a “ram” to defend him.

  18. Negerkung: Aha! A very good reply. Cheers! I can apppreciate intelligent discourse. πŸ™‚
    cwee: Nice! Thanks bro, for everything. πŸ™‚
    Maris: It’s an advertorial, just like in the previous post, I am not really an assassin. πŸ™‚
    just a reader: Good question. He can be overzealous at times, but at least he stands up for me, which is more than I can say for most people.
    Yeah, this is still the “old” – I encourage any comments, good or bad, as long as it’s not directed towards my family or my loved ones. Towards me, it’s fine.
    You know there’s this concept – when people go out on a limb for you, you do the same for him. It’s brotherhood, and that’s why I still stick by hoof_ram_beat.
    I’m still the same, and still the same Huai Bin. You should read the comments, those are personal attacks, not constructive criticism.
    Yours is the latter, which I appreciate and I most certainly welcome.
    I’m not saying that I need anyone to defend me, please refer to the “going out on a limb” portion – if you’re a guy, you would understand. If someone jumps into a fight FOR you, you’ll do the same for him and back him no matter what.
    That’s all there is to it. Thanks for your feedback and thanks for reading. My old readers are ALWAYS welcome at
    Updates tomorrow around noon.

  19. wahaha!!! now reading it again, it actually sounded very advertorial… hehe….
    at first i thought you were, well, killing 2 birds with a stone…
    in the end, end up killing many birds pulak…
    you know lar, you and JJR are so famous in blogosphere… when come up one story like that, readers start wondering…
    good advert btw!

  20. Confessions of a Medical Student: πŸ™
    It’s not a good advert when it sounds like an advertorial. I prefer it to not sound like an advertorial. At least it took a second read to make it sound like one. Cheers! πŸ˜‰
    Lainie: Eh? I wasn’t even featured in the photos?
    Mellissa: Greetings! Melbourne, how I wish I can go there again.
    chefmel: Why??????? πŸ™
    I thought it was alright, perhaps too much links but otherwise okay. Not very advertorial like. Never fear, I shall fine tune my writing yet. Stay…er, tuned. πŸ™‚
    I actually write much better when I’m given a free hand to write e.g. the assassin post.
    Avi: Haha! Cheers!

  21. A really big LOL there at people getting all worked up and whatnot over hoof_ram_BITCH, man. It’s a huzzah fest, yo.
    ”You should read the comments, those are personal attacks, not constructive criticism.”
    That’s right. And THAT is exactly why this good ol’, er, BAD ol’ ”ram” here has to come force himself to put them useless, motherfucking, donkey ass licking losers DOWN y’know, whenever their pathetic dumb asses decides to come here to post poorly constructed, poorly spelt, retarded, asinine remarks in a sorry attempt, one after another, to t0tar11y ruin Mr. HB’s day, man. LOLZ.
    If you are offended by the way i use my language, then too bad. Deal with it yo. But remember, before you go all ballistically anti-ramBITCH on yourselves there, keep in mind that whatever stupid, vulgar, ribald bullshit that i type will always be directed ONLY at assholes who deserve them. They want to come and hurt the man’s feelings, fine, then they better not mind even one bit when i, or others, come out to give ’em teeth for teeth. But i doubt they will not, since they are morons.

  22. Jun is happily attached to darren~
    But You’re really creative , and it’s a rather interesting idea for an advertorial.
    Just a little misleading, and might lead readers to thinking the wrong way. haha.

  23. Jun is happily attached to darren~
    But You’re really creative , and it’s a rather interesting idea for an advertorial.
    Just a little misleading, and might lead readers to thinking the wrong way. haha.

  24. Thank you! πŸ™‚
    Yeah, I’m going for the soft sell approach nowadays.
    It’s not misleading la…look at the categories and the tags. πŸ™‚
    Creative license. :p

  25. Ah i see,Fellow aries.
    Mine’s 11th April .
    &Sorry for the double post. Didnt notice that.
    Haha. Show’s that those people that got misled
    either didn’t read your post properly or are
    just plain blind. (:
    Im doing a couple of Minor Advertorial for
    blogshops too. Can Learn from you aye. Mentor.

  26. Ah i see,Fellow aries.
    Mine’s 11th April .
    &Sorry for the double post. Didnt notice that.
    Haha. Show’s that those people that got misled
    either didn’t read your post properly or are
    just plain blind. (:
    Im doing a couple of Minor Advertorial for
    blogshops too. Can Learn from you aye. Mentor.

  27. mmm dropping by from jun’s blog.. woo ha ha i MUST ADMIT i love the drama you caused. I was going “what??!” at the beginning of your post but soon smelled a rat and realized it was an advertorial when you started to get obssesive over the Digi thingie. haha. STILL…
    It’s ethically wrong to advertise something, especially at someone else’s expense and risk lowering his/her reputation. Are you not acquainted with the words Slander or Defamation? I believe you are already guilty of both in your 1st paragraph.
    Hiding behind tags is a very weak defense (in the event jun decides to sue u, God forbid). I trust in future advertorials you won’t be making the same mistake again πŸ™‚

  28. venessa: Yup, we Aries tend to have the same personality traits. πŸ™‚
    Hmm…I’m not good enough to be your mentor.
    vertigo: Er…dude, it doesn’t even come close to meeting the legal definition. Besides, when it’s written, it’s call libel, not slander. Law 101. πŸ˜‰
    Besides, I already told JJR the general direction the post is going to take.
    irvine: Heh! Yeah, I did tell her I was going to do this one based on her and will be needing two photos. Yeah, too much drama over this one.
    Z0E: Thanks Zoe! I think most of the people making a big deal out of it aren’t my regular readers. πŸ™‚
    Jen: Taste is subjective. πŸ™‚
    bongkersz: I don’t think they are my readers, I’ve never seen their nicks before. πŸ™‚
    johnny: She looks good to me.
    venessa: Yeah, this post is attracting too many trolls.

  29. you should have picked me cause i am more sporting =D guess she’s really afraid of losing a doctor bf $$ with those -ve comments lol

  30. the only differnece between libel and slander is the medium of expression. tq for providing me with a more accurate definition. btw, how far from the legal definition is that?
    I’m guessing u conveniently left out some details in ur sales pitch to jun. What is factual is that she was none too pleased when ur post was published. Why did that happen when u already told her about the ‘general direction’ of the post?
    I’m just trying to tell u what ur doing there isn’t exactly right. *I know i’m overreacting, but a honor of my friend was at stake*. I’m sure hoof_ram_beat will agree with that statement. Soldiers on opposite sides, that is all πŸ™‚ I won’t be pursuing this matter further. So it’s up to u to take my advice or dismiss it.

  31. Jen: Haha! Will keep that in mind. πŸ˜‰
    vertigo: Very noble intentions, my friend.
    A bit misguided though…have you actually TALKED to JJR about this?
    I’m in constant communication with her and her last email (today) says everything is fine.
    I applaud you for standing up for a friend, would have done the same, but seriously, mate, talk to JJR first. πŸ˜‰

  32. very good. everything is fine.. i think it’s awesome to offer present day solutions to justify the past πŸ™‚ and i am absolutely thrilled with the way u are condescending down to me πŸ˜€ imagine, the magnanimous sixseal graciously condescending down to the anonymous troll. seriously, mate, keep it up. And remember, don’t stop blogging πŸ˜€

  33. very good. everything is fine.. i think it’s awesome to offer present day solutions to justify the past πŸ™‚ and i am absolutely thrilled with the way u are condescending down to me πŸ˜€ imagine, the magnanimous sixseal graciously condescending down to the anonymous troll. seriously, mate, keep it up. And remember, don’t stop blogging πŸ˜€

  34. Hmmmm….although you said that it’s not really much of a good post compared to rexona, HB… I have to admit that your uniques must have hit rocket high because of all the misunderstandings..
    Happy Chinese New Year bro

  35. vertigo: Great! Peace, my friend.
    Chris Thoo: Eh, didn’t make the stock market move much. But still fun to do this ADV.
    Happy CNY, my friend. πŸ™‚


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