…and was pleasantly surprised to see it again in the bottom of the toilet bowl.
“I once was lost, but now am found”
I accidentally swallowed my tongue piercing during lunch with my coworkers and I usually don’t see the by-product of this unfortunate event. It’s happened a couple of times before but this is the first time I’ve done my bowel movements, flushed, just to find a shiny gem waiting at the bottom of the toilet bowl. 🙂
It usually goes down with the excrement and TP so I was pleasantly surprised to see it glistening at the bottom, as if it wanted to be found.
I take this as a sign from above, and thus, I retrieved it. 😉
Imagine the journey it has gone through, the poor thing!
54 thoughts on “I swallowed my tongue piercing”
Ok, I don’t usually judge but…
ummm…wait…are you gonna use that again to pierce your tongue?? i’m not discriminating against shit though but really… -_- if you umm…gonna put that in your mouth again… but umm…its your choice…
disinfect it.. alcohol, dettol and fire.
EEEEWW if otherwise
Mate, u shitting me…. No shit, u should give it to someone u wanna shat on…. He He….
Don’t tell me you’re going to put it back on again are ya? Don’t do it, seriously! LOL!
Knowing the real you, I am sure you are going to pierce it back at the old place. But I think it is real yucky! Wuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeekkk…….
HB! This is your mum.. clean that toilet bowl right now young man. hehehehe
Please let us know what shit tastes like..
make sure u sterilize it kao kao before putting it back to your mouth :S
crap i shouldn’t have clicked on this post!
EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! wtf? *stroke huaibin’s organs* LOL!
Did you disinfect it before you put it on again?
no~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it is too cute..muahahahahahahaha
haha, show it when u’ve reali put the poor thing back 2 ur tongue. XD
Knowing you, I guess you’ll put it back into your tongue. Eeewwww…. maybe it’s time you learn about hygiene and cleanliness?!! HAha…. update me when you do.
Dude, French kiss a few girls then send them the link to this post….I bet you did it already.
Disgusting ler…. But your piercing didn’t hurt your stomach or other organs?
OMG HUAI BIN.
haha but eh! it came back huh.
lol lol lol!
Izzit back on ur tongue? 🙂
it’s time to clean your toilet bowl HB…LOL
Dude, thankful you are resistant to viruses, but I still keep my toothbrush away from the bath room.I feel much better today, and my ribs and arm are almost well. Happy St. Valentines day. It is also my Dad’s birthhday. Feb 14, 1921. I was a suprise, born late in his and Mom’s( Aug 17, 1923) life. Both in the dirt now .Love your parents no matter how hard. They won’t be here forever, you know. You will probably be a parent youself. Then you get to be them, for the next generation. And much to your chagrin, you will find yourself just like them. Many Thanks for the prayers. All is well.
that happened to me twice. first time while i was eating and another time while making out with a chick. i suppose third time’s a charm eh? hehe
I really hope you’re disinfecting it. Ew otherwise.
The toilet looks quite dirty but must say its much cleaner than most toilets in malaysian homes or public places.Everyone,do learn to keep toilets clean like the japanese.Our habits in that dept is not very good.
omg, u swallowed it and then it came out~~~
The advantage of a nice heavy gemstone, and possibly loose bowel movements as well. 😉
erin: It’s classic sixthseal.com stuff. 😉
cindy khor: Nope, I got it repierced again just now. 🙂
Fist of Asia: I’m not going to reuse it, it’s just gonna be my good luck charm. Heh!
dymm_tuanku: Haha! No worries mate, I didn’t reuse it.
Stanley: I didn’t – I got it repierced again. 🙂
Choonie: Haha! I got it repierced but with a different and new one. I didn’t reuse it la.
Jeff: MOM! I JUST CLEANED IT! *wails*
cokshmo: Hmm…it tastes like…well, shit. 😉
annant: I didn’t, the hole closed coz I didn’t have an extra piercing at home so I went to repierce it again just now. 🙂
Jade Zheng: It’s mostly functioning, thanks Cindy. =D
Simon Seow: I couldn’t put it back on – the tongue heals very fast. I repierced it.
Juice: I didn’t, I went to pierce it again just now. 🙂
eiling: Update: I have improved my hygiene standards. I didn’t put it back on. 😉
…but that’s coz the hole closed on me before my bowels could excrete the ball. 🙂
e: Haha! It would be funny, but I don’t think they will take it very well. 😉
I didn’t reuse it anyway.
ShaolinTiger: Yeah, leaning towards toilet humor. 😉
JOY ♥: Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
Superman: The only thing it would possibly hurt is your intestines or stomach or throat. It didn’t, it’s just like swallowing a small bone or a piece of crab shell.
My stomach has had training though, it’s not called the cast iron stomach for nothing. 😉
debra fong: Yup, it came back. 🙂
I have swallowed a few in my lifetime but none has EVER came back out until now.
willchua: Nope, I put some new bling in. Going for gold instead of black. 🙂
Simmy: It looks clean to me. 😉
tom: Thanks tom, I will…
…and it’s good to hear you’re getting better. Keep it up! 🙂
Arth Akal: Yeah mate, I always forget to tighten it every week or so.
It came out while you were making out? Mind sharing the juicy details? 😉
Naoko: Can I borrow your peroxide? 😉
Toilet Inspector: Hello there! Glad to hear mine is above average in cleanliness. 😉
vincent: Yeah, the first time it came back out. 🙂
Grant (Intensecure): More towards the second, me thinks. Heh!
hey the guy with the same surname as me…! lol~ omg! so freaky weh~ lol am lost but now am found! what turf was that! lol
same surname with me but dono crazy as me or not leh??! lol
frame the memorabilia somewhere in the bathroom will ya?
i hope u’re not going to put it back on again…. :p
walao… luckily you never got choked or something!!! Thank God for that!! Take care bro!! You must have had a phobia now.. LOL
omg. *jaw dropped*
Vox: It’s from Amazing Grace. 😉
Same surname, are you HengHua by any chance?
Us HengHuas, we’re crazy by nature. 😉
Cheryl: It’s a good luck charm, I shall keep it in the car.
+666 luck – Prevents DUI/DWI related accidents, grants immunity to roadblocks etc. 😉
panda: Nope, I just repierced. Video up tomorrow, still getting it from hitomi, upload to YouTube before I sleep. 🙂
andrew: Thanks bro! I’m quite used to it dy. People with tongue piercings tend to swallow it a lot. I don’t have a phobia about it. 🙂
tzia: Tzia! We go watch Slumdog Millionaire, want?
After you retrieved it, would u put it back on your tounge? Ofcourse after sterlization
Toilet bowl reminds me of you now =.=
LOL, when i swallowed mine, i cannot even find any traces of it after a dump.
wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf…
but….after you flushed it, it would have been gone with your shit right?
oh my, that’s really funny!
Tian Chad: I would if it didn’t come out that late. The piercing had already closed. 🙂
Jac: OMG! Don’t associate me with a toilet bowl. :p
Darren: Me neither…this is the first time. 🙂
Tz: Thank you. 🙂
Chris Thoo: Usually, but this time, for some strange reason (maybe coz the gemstone was reaaaly heavy) it didn’t go down when I flushed.
cherry: I don’t think my intestines were amused though. 😉
dude this is a sign and you should re-stud it. do it! 🙂
did u use it after beeen found again?
wat should i do if i swallowed my whole tongue ring???
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…….dats just ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………dnt put dat back in ur mouth…..dats just wrong…………………..ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colin T.: Haha! It has been repierced…and swallowed again. :S
Myhorng: Nope, I got it repierced after this. 🙂
tanya: Wait for it to come out the other end. Don’t worry, it won’t cause any problems. 🙂
Lenmama: Heh! I didn’t put it back, I had it repierced. 🙂
lol. funny story. but i was surfing the web because just yesterday, i also (accidentally) swallowed my tongue ring. i was a little worried so i wanted to find out what to do or wat will happen due to the fact that i swallowed it. i thought, eventually i will poop it out but i wanted to be sure. wow.. how many times u swallowed that thing?? in case i didn’t know, u have to screw both ends of the steel bar so that it does not fall out or so that you don’t (accidentally) swallow it..lol.. but thanks for the confirmation that eventually, with alot of laxitives, i will (poop) it out. very funny post by the way.
Nai’ya: Heh! Don’t worry about it, yeah, you’ll poop it out eventually. I can’t even remember how many times I swallowed it and I used to do the screwing thing every week or so, but sometimes I forget. 😉
You don’t have to use laxatives BTW, it’s just come out. 🙂
Obviously hes going to disinfect it….
Evie: Nah, I didn’t, I just threw it away and repierced my tongue again. 🙂
HA HA HA HA HAaaa~ How come I never found my swallowed studs lol.. bugger.
penny: You should look harder? Haha! It’s heavy so it doesn’t flush. 🙂
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