I swallowed my tongue piercing

glistening gem

…and was pleasantly surprised to see it again in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

“I once was lost, but now am found”

I accidentally swallowed my tongue piercing during lunch with my coworkers and I usually don’t see the by-product of this unfortunate event. It’s happened a couple of times before but this is the first time I’ve done my bowel movements, flushed, just to find a shiny gem waiting at the bottom of the toilet bowl. πŸ™‚

hidden gem

It usually goes down with the excrement and TP so I was pleasantly surprised to see it glistening at the bottom, as if it wanted to be found.

I take this as a sign from above, and thus, I retrieved it. πŸ˜‰

Imagine the journey it has gone through, the poor thing!

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54 thoughts on “I swallowed my tongue piercing”

  1. ummm…wait…are you gonna use that again to pierce your tongue?? i’m not discriminating against shit though but really… -_- if you umm…gonna put that in your mouth again… but umm…its your choice…

  2. Dude, thankful you are resistant to viruses, but I still keep my toothbrush away from the bath room.I feel much better today, and my ribs and arm are almost well. Happy St. Valentines day. It is also my Dad’s birthhday. Feb 14, 1921. I was a suprise, born late in his and Mom’s( Aug 17, 1923) life. Both in the dirt now .Love your parents no matter how hard. They won’t be here forever, you know. You will probably be a parent youself. Then you get to be them, for the next generation. And much to your chagrin, you will find yourself just like them. Many Thanks for the prayers. All is well.

  3. The toilet looks quite dirty but must say its much cleaner than most toilets in malaysian homes or public places.Everyone,do learn to keep toilets clean like the japanese.Our habits in that dept is not very good.

  4. erin: It’s classic sixthseal.com stuff. πŸ˜‰
    cindy khor: Nope, I got it repierced again just now. πŸ™‚
    Fist of Asia: I’m not going to reuse it, it’s just gonna be my good luck charm. Heh!
    dymm_tuanku: Haha! No worries mate, I didn’t reuse it.
    Stanley: I didn’t – I got it repierced again. πŸ™‚
    Choonie: Haha! I got it repierced but with a different and new one. I didn’t reuse it la.
    Jeff: MOM! I JUST CLEANED IT! *wails*
    cokshmo: Hmm…it tastes like…well, shit. πŸ˜‰
    annant: I didn’t, the hole closed coz I didn’t have an extra piercing at home so I went to repierce it again just now. πŸ™‚
    KY: Haha!
    Jade Zheng: It’s mostly functioning, thanks Cindy. =D
    Simon Seow: I couldn’t put it back on – the tongue heals very fast. I repierced it.
    Kun: LOL!
    Juice: I didn’t, I went to pierce it again just now. πŸ™‚
    eiling: Update: I have improved my hygiene standards. I didn’t put it back on. πŸ˜‰
    …but that’s coz the hole closed on me before my bowels could excrete the ball. πŸ™‚
    e: Haha! It would be funny, but I don’t think they will take it very well. πŸ˜‰
    I didn’t reuse it anyway.
    ShaolinTiger: Yeah, leaning towards toilet humor. πŸ˜‰
    JOY β™₯: Glad you enjoyed it. πŸ™‚
    Superman: The only thing it would possibly hurt is your intestines or stomach or throat. It didn’t, it’s just like swallowing a small bone or a piece of crab shell.
    My stomach has had training though, it’s not called the cast iron stomach for nothing. πŸ˜‰
    debra fong: Yup, it came back. πŸ™‚
    I have swallowed a few in my lifetime but none has EVER came back out until now.
    willchua: Nope, I put some new bling in. Going for gold instead of black. πŸ™‚
    Simmy: It looks clean to me. πŸ˜‰
    tom: Thanks tom, I will…
    …and it’s good to hear you’re getting better. Keep it up! πŸ™‚
    Arth Akal: Yeah mate, I always forget to tighten it every week or so.
    It came out while you were making out? Mind sharing the juicy details? πŸ˜‰
    Naoko: Can I borrow your peroxide? πŸ˜‰
    Toilet Inspector: Hello there! Glad to hear mine is above average in cleanliness. πŸ˜‰
    vincent: Yeah, the first time it came back out. πŸ™‚
    Grant (Intensecure): More towards the second, me thinks. Heh!

  5. hey the guy with the same surname as me…! lol~ omg! so freaky weh~ lol am lost but now am found! what turf was that! lol
    same surname with me but dono crazy as me or not leh??! lol

  6. Vox: It’s from Amazing Grace. πŸ˜‰
    Same surname, are you HengHua by any chance?
    Us HengHuas, we’re crazy by nature. πŸ˜‰
    Cheryl: It’s a good luck charm, I shall keep it in the car.
    +666 luck – Prevents DUI/DWI related accidents, grants immunity to roadblocks etc. πŸ˜‰
    panda: Nope, I just repierced. Video up tomorrow, still getting it from hitomi, upload to YouTube before I sleep. πŸ™‚
    andrew: Thanks bro! I’m quite used to it dy. People with tongue piercings tend to swallow it a lot. I don’t have a phobia about it. πŸ™‚
    tzia: Tzia! We go watch Slumdog Millionaire, want?

  7. Tian Chad: I would if it didn’t come out that late. The piercing had already closed. πŸ™‚
    Jac: OMG! Don’t associate me with a toilet bowl. :p
    Darren: Me neither…this is the first time. πŸ™‚
    Tz: Thank you. πŸ™‚
    Chris Thoo: Usually, but this time, for some strange reason (maybe coz the gemstone was reaaaly heavy) it didn’t go down when I flushed.
    cherry: I don’t think my intestines were amused though. πŸ˜‰

  8. eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…….dats just ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………dnt put dat back in ur mouth…..dats just wrong…………………..ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Colin T.: Haha! It has been repierced…and swallowed again. :S
    Myhorng: Nope, I got it repierced after this. πŸ™‚
    tanya: Wait for it to come out the other end. Don’t worry, it won’t cause any problems. πŸ™‚
    Lenmama: Heh! I didn’t put it back, I had it repierced. πŸ™‚

  10. lol. funny story. but i was surfing the web because just yesterday, i also (accidentally) swallowed my tongue ring. i was a little worried so i wanted to find out what to do or wat will happen due to the fact that i swallowed it. i thought, eventually i will poop it out but i wanted to be sure. wow.. how many times u swallowed that thing?? in case i didn’t know, u have to screw both ends of the steel bar so that it does not fall out or so that you don’t (accidentally) swallow it..lol.. but thanks for the confirmation that eventually, with alot of laxitives, i will (poop) it out. very funny post by the way.

  11. Nai’ya: Heh! Don’t worry about it, yeah, you’ll poop it out eventually. I can’t even remember how many times I swallowed it and I used to do the screwing thing every week or so, but sometimes I forget. πŸ˜‰
    You don’t have to use laxatives BTW, it’s just come out. πŸ™‚


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