Flatuation

noxious fumes

I was in the elevator just now and my sinuses detected something a bit off in the olfactory ambience.

Is it just me or do you also “double sniff” – as in if you smell something noxious you use your God given senses to sniff again even though you know it would be awful? It’s just that urge that makes you wonder if it’s really a fart or something else and, more importantly, whether it was you who let one rip. smirk

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  1. man, this is what happen when you eat too much chai bo.
    Watched Criminal Minds last night and it was excellent. This man was treated badly by his wife and kids, so he got the shits, grab a shot gun and turn them into mince meat.
    Moral of the story, be good to your man.

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  2. Dude, I used to work with a Angmo who can fart at will. The God given skill comes in handy whenever we want the customer to leave the lab for a while… ( while we quickly correct our mistakes)

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  3. fresh: With disastrous results. T_T
    I’m nowhere near as good as Allie Brosh. 🙂
    fish fish: Which farting song? My memory only goes back several months if I’m lucky. :S
    rocket: …but chai bo is awesome and that was last week when I went back to do my passport. Heh!
    Criminal Minds…sounds interesting.
    e: Wow! I don’t know anyone who can perform that feat. I’ve heard of people who can fart at will but I’ve never seen one. Amazing! 🙂
    debbie: Haha! Tell me about it. 🙂

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  4. wouldn’t u know if u let one rip? does it happen without u knowing u just did it? hhahaha u’re funny HB
    i didn’t know one could force a fart, but i have friends who could burp on purpose….

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  5. Simon Seow: Haha! Sometimes it’s hard to tell though. 🙂
    Michelle Chin: Heh! My diet is very unhealthy which results in noxious farts. 🙂
    Shimmers999: You just have to check sometimes…it can be hard to tell. Heh!
    I can’t burp on will but I do know people who can. That’s much easier. 🙂

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  6. Does Ah Ma make the chai bo from scratch?
    oh ya, here’s a 5 word slogon for the Honda racing team:
    Misubishi Evolution Is MUCH Better
    Ha ha ha

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  7. Shimmers999: Haha! No la, it depends a lot. 🙂
    Many factors. =D
    rocket: Ya she makes it from scratch. Amazing stuff and delicious to boot. 🙂
    chris: Er…bro I’m afriad I can’t agree with you on this one. 😉
    I just check if it’s mine I don’t enjoy it. 🙂

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