The mysterious groper strikes again…
Hmm…
Manly tears
I have briefly touched upon the subject of manly tears in the annals of sixthseal.com. I am personally not very prone to shedding tears myself, and could never understand the more sensitive individuals who’re more in touch with their feminine side…
…until now.
The culprit.
I was driving home from work just now when a friend of mine noticed a particularly long nasal hair sticking out of my nostril. She proceeded to pluck out the offending follicle with no small measure of sadistic glee and left me shedding tears. Manly tears, of course. 😉
The Saffron Sami sez…
Marigold Monk finds orange pip in drink…
…greatly reduces satisfaction of post-coital drink.
Ah Long Pte Ltd
Faye attempts to audition for the leading role.
Kuak Sa
I took a sick day today due to a particularly nasty bout of flu that had me running a high fever last night. I clocked off at 12:15 pm and Faye took me to see her sister, who, I’m told, is something of an expert in the ancient art of kuak sa.
Literally translated, kuak sa means “scratch heat” and can be very effective for heatstroke. How much of the effect is placebo and how much is due to the copious amounts of Minyak Cap Kapak is debatable. I maintain a healthy level of skepticism at the efficacy of this method on flu (which is caused by the influenza virus) but Faye insists that it would help me some and since it certainly won’t make me any worse, I went for it.
It was kinda painful, especially when the spinal cord is being pressed against. Subject is shown here wincing slightly while attempting to maintain a brave front. Actual product may differ from image shown. Warranty void if seal is broken. Batteries sold separately. Product may contain traces of peanuts.
Hmm…
…a bold and admittedly lewd intrusion in the middle of a polite dinner.
Xanax nightlight and Viagra soap (Pharmaceutical promos)
Xanax nightlight
I have a cool Xanax nightlight (which I think is rather ironic) which I got from my ex-gf. Ahh…the perks of having a pharmacist as a gf. 😉 It comes in a small plastic receptacle that has “Xanax” and “alprazolam” emblazed on it in red.
The pharmaceutical promotional product is from Pfizer (probably for the new 3 mg steady state plasma concentration Xanax) and is a fully working night light for reading a book on those sleepless nights (see ironic).
Viagra soap
This huge bar of Viagra shaped soap is also courtesy of Pfizer. It smells really nice.
It contains a large Viagra shaped blue colored soap with the imprint “Pfizer” on one side…
…and “VGR 100” on the other, just like the real thing. Except this is soap.
Which I also found rather ironic.
]]>The holiest bible in the world
This is my sister’s old bible that I found just now. It was from her childhood days and it has a sticker that says “Get off my ass” (in not so many words).
There was just an ass (donkey) there and it just went “Get off my *picture of ass*”.
The second sticker shows a rather agitated man literally chomping at the bit to become an “Animal Lover”.
I’m glad we don’t have sheep at home.
It would be very traumatizing to watch Mr. Animal Lover do the horizontal boogie with animals.
I don’t think I want to be around him anyway, coz I always drop the soap. Soap is slippery. One mishandled grip and the soap would go flying. I don’t want Mr. Animal Lover to be behind me as I pick up the wayward soap.
No way, man.
]]>RM 150 fish
This is a fresh water fish that sells for more than RM 13 per kilogram. It’s nearly in the same league as what the locals call empulau, the most expensive fish here, which will set you back about RM 2,000 for a fully grown fish.
(looks accusingly)
“I’m dead because of you!”
Syringe pen
This is a pen that looks like a bloody used syringe that I got from God’s Absent for 70 Baht (about RM 7). I really like it coz it looks so much like a used syringe that it gets double takes from people when I pull it out.
It’s the pen for me. 🙂
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