Sup Torpedo (Bull’s Penis Soup)

long dong

Sup Torpedo has an almost mythical aura around these parts. Sup Torpedo (or Torpedo Soup) is a euphemism for bull’s penis.

torpedo soup photo

You’re not actually eating a torpedo any more than you’re eating the Friar’s olfactory senses when you order Bishop’s Nose.

torpedo penis

Do you know how long a bull’s penis is? I didn’t realize the magnitude of the size until the good people at Sup Hameed showed me.


It threatened my masculinity and I felt a peculiar urge to chomp on the appendage. It’s HUGE!


The bull’s penis is not so much about girth as it is about pure, unadulterated (hmm…interesting word to use when writing about genitalia) length.

bulls penis

It can reach a span of several meters. It’s impressive, and is likely to cause unexplained feelings of inadequacy for men if not kept in check.

sup hameed

Sup Hameed is recommended by Going Places, the in-flight magazine for MAS. It’s located conveniently beside Cititel Hotel in Penang so it’s just a hop, skip and jump to savor the delicacy known as Sup Torpedo.


Sup Hameed specialized in all things soup and it’s open from 6 pm – 3 am to cater to the clubbing district and if you ask nicely, they’ll let you choose the penile portion you want. You can even get a side order of bull’s testicles (yes, the balls).

sup torpedo

Sup Torpedo is surprisingly tasty. You just gotta love the tender bull’s penis and the burst of flavor and juices (I don’t want to dwell too much on this topic lest you get put off your food :p) is incredible!

sup torpedo photos

This is the making of Sup Torpedo. They usually slice the bull’s penis up so you’ll have to tell them you want it whole. It’s served with bread that goes very well with the rich broth.

bull penis

Check out the remarkable similarities to human anatomy. :p

torpedo soup

It costs RM 15 for a nice length of the bull’s family jewels (sans testicles).

hameed sup torpedo

Now, that’s what I call a long dong.

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68 thoughts on “Sup Torpedo (Bull’s Penis Soup)”

  1. lol. i actually ate at this stall too in penang! Not the penis soup of course. Hehe. You should order with the bread. It’s good to dip in the soup! πŸ˜›

  2. I dunno… what’s going on here? Those chef’s are wearing pink shirts and your friend has flowers on his shirt. Sup Hameed logo has purple in it..The woman in the background on one pic is covered by an umbrella! And then there’s the subject matter itself… aye currumba!… is there a subliminal message here?
    PS: Great post, sixthseal does it again.;-)

  3. Darren: Yeah, it’s damn long right? Pretty impressive schlong. πŸ˜‰
    chefmel: Yup, I ordered the crispy bread too. It goes very well with the sup torpedo. You should check out the sup torpedo Mel! Bull’s penis, FTW! πŸ™‚
    janelgrace: Haha! That’s why I love the photo. πŸ™‚
    Zach: Hmm…I don’t think it’s next to a gas station – it’s located at the new Cititel Penang hotel and the other side would be Slippery Senoritas and all the other clubs. They have all sorts of sup – tongue etc. πŸ™‚
    christock: Yeah, that’s the testicle sack over there. It’s quite impressive, but not as impressive as the length of the phallus. πŸ™‚
    hitomi: Yup, they can make bowls and bowls of soup from that penis. I just ordered the length I want. πŸ™‚
    It’s good, you should try it.
    Marlboro Guy: Alas! I forgot to write about that. It’s supposed to be an aphrosidiac but I’ve never put much faith in such things.
    However, I felt horny the next day for reasons unknown to me. It’s rare for me to feel horny without a lot of stimulation. πŸ˜‰
    jeff: Hmm…now that you mentioned it, I don’t know WTF is going on there too. Haha!
    Thanks for the kind comments! πŸ™‚
    …and no subliminal message. πŸ˜‰
    TianChad: I don’t know where the bull hides it really. It’s like a horse, I guess, it retracts when not in use. For mating purposes I mean, they can piss just fine without extending it. πŸ™‚
    ShaolinTiger: Sup Hameed is awesome eh? They have sup lidah and all sorts of strange and wonderful concoctions. πŸ™‚
    eiling: It’s awesome stuff, Eiling! You should check it out if you’re in Penang. πŸ™‚
    Kim Ong: It’s awesome stuff Kim! =D

  4. omg!!! this is really long. i thought that only horse as long d***, but the bull seems to have even longer ones. i guess all 4 legged animals have longer c*** than the 2 legs ^__^. Never tried them soup before, but if i have the opportunity to go back, will sure go taste one..

  5. Cheryl: LOL! Yeah, I would have eaten the entire penis if they would sell it. πŸ™‚
    Simon Seow: Hmm…I’ve never eaten lung soup before. Gotta check that out.
    Fumoffu: It tastes like chicken. πŸ˜‰
    The soup is nice, very rich broth going on there.
    Jenn: Yeah, I didn’t know the schlong was that long too. πŸ˜‰
    Everything Malaysia: Oh well, perhaps there’s horse penis out there. I don’t know, but I think it would be hard to find considering horses are not exactly bred to be slaughtered. πŸ™‚
    cindy khor: Yeah, I know horses have huge dicks but I didn’t know a bull is equally impressive. You can get the testicles as a side order too!
    Check it out when you go back Penang. πŸ™‚
    DYMM_Tuanku: LOL! No wonder it tastes so good then. πŸ˜‰
    Seriously though, check out the first photo. Either the bull has gonorrhea or some other STD or it’s dripping some sort of unidentified liquid that solidified.
    Marlboro Guy: It could be coincidence, but it’s worth a shot. Good luck! πŸ™‚
    Jhnhth: Haha! I love your comment. πŸ™‚
    Shirley Snow: Yup, I’m Aries. We’re naturally curious about new things and experiences. I’m the kind of person that MUST try it for myself. πŸ™‚

  6. HB, does it smell like ammonia to you? Tried when I ordered a Vietnamese Pho, somehow the smell is not impressive at all. The texture was good though. I doubt I will want to try again.

  7. HB; The legnth is an anatomical neccesity, I guess. I grew up on a farm, and when a cow presented a breech birth (ass first instead of head first) you had to reach into the uterus and turn the calf around. And I mean up to your armpit. That being said, I will now return to my supper of soy chicken, rice and red peckers ahem, peppers. p.s. As kids of 11 years old, a friend and I once hit a bull in the balls with a rock – I thought the damn thing was gonna bust through a six strand barb wire fence trying to get to us.

  8. Trey: Okay, next up – Sup Trey! It’s gonna be a bestseller. πŸ˜‰
    benjy8769: It’s good! πŸ™‚
    Check it out mate.
    Nigel Tee: Hmm…I did feel something, not any significant increase in erectile integrity but rather just being more plain horny.
    I doubt it could beat Pfizer’s bestseller for ED but it’s kinda two different things. Aphrodisiac vs ED Rx.
    Chuck U. Farley: Haha!
    fish fish: Nope, it smells like…spices and meat. Vietnamese serves bull penis too? This one is given the soup treatment so it tastes better.
    I love the texture too. Chomping down on it = nais. πŸ™‚
    tom robinson: Wow! Even calfs have very long plumbing. Elbows eh? Thanks for the insider information!
    Heh, I love that red peckers bit. πŸ™‚
    Hitting a bull in the balls? Doesn’t seem very wise unless one is an Olympics grade sprinter. πŸ˜‰
    I’m glad you got away. Haha! Funny incident though.
    chefmel: LOL! Yeah, it is a bit too long for a normal homo sapiens. πŸ™‚

  9. jerine: You’re kidding right? LOL! I’ll rather eat 10 million of this. Ox tongue is awesome stuff too. I like wierd body parts. Offal. Mmm…

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  15. ewww… can’t say i’d try eating dicks, ( c wut i did thar ) much less cow’s dicks…
    anyway im a soup fan myself, bet i’d check this restaurant the next time i’d ever get to penang.


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