Imagine this…

amanda sleepy

You wake up at 4 am in the morning and walk out for some Maggi mee goreng at the local mamak. Secure in the knowledge that you won’t bump into anyone you know in the wee hours of the night (morning?) you come dressed in the finest regalia from your wardrobe:

The most tattered t-shirt in your collection with more holes than a chunk of Swiss cheese.

A tacky pair of shorts without an elastic waistband which you have to constantly pull up to avoid slipping down your expanding waistline.

Now imagine yourself with a bleary expression, eyes still puffy and bloodshot with sleep and the makings of a pimple of monstrous proportions manifesting on your nose.

Your hair tousled (and not the sexy kind of messy, just plain scruffy from sleeping before your hair is dry) and dressed in what would best be described as rags, you casually stroll down to devour a plate of Maggie mee goreng before heading back to sleep.

Imagine all the bad habits you do when no one else is looking – wiping your greasy mouth with the tail of your shirt and standing up to pay the bill when suddenly…

This hot chick from the table behind you looks at you and suddenly goes “Hey, do I know you?

This moment is the dreaded instant best described as Jeng Jeng Jeng.

Startled, you reply in the affirmative while your sleep-addled brain tries to process just exactly who she is. You stare at her as she yaks in a cheerful manner, all the while painfully aware of the nipple piercing poking straight out of a hole in your t-shirt (with probably a few stray hairs around the aureole for good measure).

amanda nipple

Hello Amanda! You’re officially seen me at my worst. ;)

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21 thoughts on “Imagine this…

  1. somehow everytime when i go somewhere with the hope of not meeting anyone i know, i always end up bumping into someone i know. they say it’s a small world. :D btw, guys in bed-look are hot! (at least in my eyes! :D)
    P/s : the piercing on the nipples look so painful! but oh well, reading your blog for years now, and everything and anything painful is your forte. Hehe

  2. HB, well my mom got after my dad for going out not dressing up. He did looked like a homeless person to her and me that time. Wore out clothing and slippers to go shopping. Now he dress better after friend said he look so shabby down and out person. Pok Gai Low.
    As long you before leaving home use mouthwash and body spray. If you smell good they can’t say anything bad about you.??!!

  3. e: Nope, the classic sixthseal.com t shirt is the red Quiksilver one, which was lost in KK when Air Asia lost (!!!) my luggage. That bag had all my good t-shirt (the witty ones) from Bangkok and my stuff from Erowid and some books, including two signed by Shulgin. :(
    chefmel: Yalor, buttered toast rule – when you don’t want to meet people, you inevitably bump into them. Haha! Buttered toast landing butter side down.
    Guys in bed are hot eh? Eh, I come visit you, crash at your place. ;)
    Michael (Mike): Heh! I’m very casual when I just go out to eat late at night. :)

  4. Hihi.. Nice outfit.. :P
    At least you’re out at 4am looking like that. I sometimes go out to buy roti canai or nasi lemak looking like that. Hahah.. a couple of time I bump into a friend. But I just yawn, say hello and excuse myself.
    Lol…
    p/s- Nice nipple ring, I’m looking for a pair like that.

  5. eiling: Actually, it was the nipple piercing that caused the hole. It’s sharp! :)
    It poked a hole through most of my shirts. :(
    KY: Haha! Coincidence eh? Apparently she hangs out at the mamak we (at our office) eats too. :)
    maggot: This is actually the clothes I wear to sleep. :)
    I’m not particular about what I wear to sleep as long as it’s confortable.
    BTW, you can get this sharp pointy nipple bars at Sg. Wang. :)
    MsXeRoZ Nicole: Really? Gimme a call 016 888 2069. ;)
    Haha!
    may: Not really…but kinda geli coz I have sensitive nipples. :)
    annant: It was caused by the sharp nipple piercing. :)
    That’s how the hole came by. :)
    Trey: I don’t usually get pimples…but on very rare occasions, it’s been known to happen. :)
    VV: I thought you said hello nipple. ;)
    Shirley Snow: Haha! I wanted to share coz I thought it was a pretty funny encounter. :)
    shaoweii: Nothing much, just exchanged phone numbers. I had to go back to sleep, fell asleep while working late from home and woke up hungry. :)
    anonymous: Greetings! :)
    Cweelee: Indeed, buddy! :)
    Tiffany: It is a very old and tattered Nike shirt that is one of my favorite to sleep in…coz it’s so comfortable. :)
    tzia: Heh! Thanks! I thought I posted it up dy? Hey, now I realize it, I never did. I’ll do a post on it. :)

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