FML moments in life

I have been recognized and talked to at the most unexpected and weirdest places since I’ve started blogging in 2002.


I remember one guy who thought it was perfectly normal to talk to me while I was in the middle of taking a leak with him doing the same at the next stand up cubicle.

There was no privacy barrier in that toilet.

He said he has always wanted to meet me and finally managed to. I thanked him and we shook hands. I don’t remember if the shaking hands part was before or after we washed our hands.

I have a strong suspicion it was right after we respectively relieved ourselves.

I appreciate everyone that reads my blog, I just thought it was really funny.

Since then I have learned not to wear my tatty, comfortable clothes out and always brush my teeth even if it’s a short walk to the corner grocery shop to get some milk.

I once bumped into someone eating at the restaurant downstairs right before the convenience store. I just woke up and thought I’ll just change and brush my teeth later.

tatty shirt

I literally froze and was tempted to run away when I saw this hot girl waving enthusiastically at me and calling out β€œHey, you’re the Sixthseal guy right?”

(This reminds me of how everyone can manage to remember my blog name but not my real name but that’s another story)

Anyway, I reluctantly walked over coz I was very self-conscious with my two day old body odor (didn’t shower the night before after partying right after work) and said hello. I had bak jui sai (eye gunk), bad breath and I stink all over.

I’m quite sure I made a really bad first impression.


It’s quite normal to be recognized by readers and photographed while out and about if you’re a public blogger. I’ve had anything from bank tellers to flight attendants to cinema ticket booking counter clerks saying hello and telling me how they like my reading my blog.

I thank everyone who comes up to me and says that, it’s nice to feel appreciated. It has also made me more conscious about my appearance so I dress properly, brush my teeth and put on deodorant before I head out.

The problem with the last bit is that it tends to leave an ugly stain on your clothes. Even most of the ones who claim not to stain your clothing does. I want to be confident and be my usual self while I’m out, not trying to hide my deodorant stain while pretending to listen to the conversation when in actual fact I’m trying to think of ways to explain why I’m shifting around and keeping my hands around my body to hide the stain.

I’m not trying to act cool okay. I’m actually a very nice and friendly person in real life. Really. πŸ™‚

The problem with using deodorants
(below is an over-the-top reenactment ;))

white stains

Deodorants produces white marks on dark clothes (directly after application) and yellow stains on light colored clothes over time. The latter will never wash off. You should see the amount of my white shirts that has a yellow patch under my armpits!

This happens because deodorants creates a coat on the skin that does not absorb instantly. Thus, when it is mixed with sweat, it stains white and black clothes. However, the new NIVEA For Men Invisible For Black & White Deodorant has a formulation that allows for quick absorption so it does not stain black OR white clothes! πŸ˜€

Thus, I’ve found a solution to the deodorant problem and its name is NIVEA For Men Invisible For Black & White Deodorant. It’s a new product and the only one that can prevent white stains on black tops and reduce yellow stains on white or light colored shirts.

I have seen people scrutinize photos at blogger parties and laugh in offices while they gather their coworkers, with everyone looking at that stain in your armpit. It’s very visible in flash photography. You don’t want to be one of the people in the photos. I’ve heard very mean things said about them. πŸ˜‰

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24 thoughts on “FML moments in life”

    • Heh! Well, it’s all about one thing actually, just went and talked about the video in the end. I wanted to do an interactive one but didn’t have the scripting skills. 😑

  1. I think I can try this… I do use (cheap) deodorant on ordinary days. The perfumes are getting a bit too expensive to spray generously like insecticide even on special occasions. LOL!!!

    Ya, I bet everywhere you go, there will be people who know you. Celebrity blogger! So watch it when you’re driving or walking along the road – don’t go excavating your gold mine (your nose) – somebody may just be watching you or worse, may snap your pic. LOL!!!

    • Yeah, I’ve been using it since it got it. πŸ™‚

      It’s pretty good, doesn’t stain black clothes (which is 90% of my attire) and it doesn’t leave those yellow marks on white shirts too.

      No la, I’m not that famous, just get recognized occasionally. True that part about digging for gold. I reckon it has happened more than once. πŸ˜‰

    • Well, we were *both* taking a leak at the same time and he just turned over while in the evacuating his bladder and said hello.

      It was…an interesting experience. πŸ˜‰

    • Heh! Yeah, when the deodorant dries it leaves white marks. However, the new Nivea product doesn’t – I’m using it now! πŸ™‚

      Hey, I’ll love to meet you! Next event! πŸ˜€

    • Heh! Cheers Michelle! πŸ™‚

      I love it coz it really works! I just came back from 16 hours out with my bros and I’m still smelling fresh and best of all – no stains! πŸ˜‰

    • Yeah, singing coconut is easier to remember but Nath is too.

      Your new nick takes some getting used to but no worries, we’ll get used to it. πŸ™‚

  2. we (actually me) likes your blog cuz it’s all about real live and random thing that u did (especially the eating out wit friends and family part). I read your blog since 2005 and still reading. Kudos~ =D


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