Ah Mei

ah mei

Here’s one for the early birds out there – this is Ah Mei, someone I met while I was hanging out at my friend’s place yesterday.

ah mei sitting

I could only get off a couple of shots before my digicam battery ran out, so here you go.

Can you pretend to be my boyfriend?

xiao mei 1

That was the question put forward to me by someone I just met. She
had someone going after her that she didn’t like and wanted me to take
photos of us together to claim that I’m her boyfriend.

xiao mei me 1

I don’t know why, but these situations always come to me. I’m kinda
used to it already, so alright, I said, I’ll pose for a couple of
photos to make us look like we’re in a relationship and I’ll also post
it on the website but I will not confirm it in real life since I
already have a girlfriend.

xiao mei me 2

This is Xiao Mei (her real name is Abby) and these are the photos
she’s going to show to ward off her admirer that she doesn’t like. It
works well for me too, since it’s another XX chromosomes post. However,
I don’t think my gf will think highly of this, regardless of the
situation of helping out a friend. :p

xiao mei me 3

Anyway, here you go…now you owe me one. πŸ˜‰

XX chromosomes at the clinic

girl at clinic

I haven’t had the opportunity to do a XX chromosome entry for a
while and I’m glad I met some at the clinic just now. I have a couple
of regular GPs that I go for every week for my various benzodiazepine
needs and I’ve never seen good XX chromosomes there, despite being a
“regular patient” (the nurses all know me). It’s always older ladies,
not to sound offensive. πŸ˜‰

I saw two girls walking in to the clinic today, and the red shirt
girl smiled at me. She’s accompanying her friend to the clinic. I told
them I’m going to take a photo and here’s it – the mosaic has been
applied on a wall pharmaceuticals poster to avoid revealing who my
doctors are. :p

I did not manage to capture her real life persona on the photo – the
red shirted girl has a bubbly personality, with nice eyes and a great
smile. She’s real friendly too…just a little young. πŸ˜‰

Me, myself and Irene

me myself and irene

Meet Irene. I went to her place after work just now so I could get
my presentation handouts bound (our office’s binding machine decided to
take a leave of absence). I know, the whole scenario sounds so
ludicrous, it’s almost like a cover up story or something, but I swear
to God, the office’s binding machine really wasn’t there. :p

This is the first time I’ve met her, she’s really nice and has this
really good looking tattoo on her shoulder. I should have taken a photo
of it, it looks great, but I forgot coz I was in a rush. She gave me a
pack of Sobranie Mints before I left; I’m looking forward to reviewing
it when I come back.

I have to get up early tomorrow for my flight to Miri for the
presentation. I’m going to hit the sack now; tomorrow’s a really
important day. See ya.

The girls from China fiasco

kch china girls flash

I was in Parkson with my friends X and Y (names changed to protect
the guilty ;)) when we saw this group of girls sitting at Giant. I took
a photo and unfortunately, the flash went off…

kch china girls away

The girls looked at me and I smiled at them and shrugged and when I
took the second shot (without flash – better skin tone), they giggled
and turned away. One of them jokingly said to the other girl that I was
interested in her. Nothing of that sort, of course, I just like street
photography.

Anyway, by sheer coincidence, we bumped into them again, this time
upstairs. I approached them and got them to pose for a photo. I’m not a
big fan of posed photos, I much prefer candid shots of people doing
what they do. I asked them where they were from, and they said they
were from the Guangzhou province of The People’s Republic of China.

kch china girls next

Well, after that, one of the girls asked if they could have a copy
of the photos. I said sure, and gave them my number. X and Y, who were
standing at the sidelines (they’re kinda embarrassed when I pull shit
like this ;)) was harassing me to get their numbers. They were
interested in the girls, but I wasn’t, but hey, they are my friends, so
I got their numbers.

I also took a photo with them, got Y to take the photos. X was the
most interested party and I gave him the number and he got Y to call
the girl. I’m not interested in anything beyond this point, I just like
to take photos and that’s it. It’s for the XX Chromosomes category,
see. πŸ˜‰

kch china girls me

Well, Y called up the girl and the girls asked us to take them to
another shopping center and walk around with them. I’m not falling for
that shit, so I said I’m going to bail, but X insisted that I stay
around a bit. Well, I told X that I’ll just stay till the duration it
took to get me home, and the girls talked to us a bit.

Classic dodgy stuff, standard modus operandi, but X was interested,
so hey, wtf, I talked to them until I got home. X and Y later went out
with the girls to the shopping center, and later that night, they
called me and told me about what happened. It’s the characteristic ruse
that these girls pull; I know coz I asked them about their line of work
and why they’re here while in the car. I laughed so much I was in tears.

Somehow, “I told you so”, just wasn’t quite enough. πŸ˜‰

Hair in pizza = free pizza from Pizza Hut

pizza bernice

One of my coworkers went to Pizza Hut for lunch and found a hair in
her pizza. Pizza Hut gave her a free Thai Seafood Sensation pizza to
go, which she kindly gave to me. I haven’t had pizza in a while, tastes
good.

pizza bernice me

This is a photo of my coworker, Bernice Cheng, with me. I know you guys probably just want to see her alone, so here you go:

pizza bernice closeup

Nice smile, eh? πŸ˜‰

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