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T-shirts from Bangkok

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t shirts

These are some of the t-shirts I got from Bangkok. My gf told me it’ll fill the surface area of an entire bed and I didn’t believe her so she arranged them…and much to my chagrin, there were more t-shirts left. The bed wasn’t enough to hold them. It’s all good though, some of my favorites are:

I’m a virgin
(This is a really old T-shirt)

Sorry girls, I’m gay

Life is full of choices
(Photos of different strains of cannabis)

You are here
(Image of female performing fellatio)

Bad
(Picture of beer and driving)
Good
(Picture of beer and a couple copulating)

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Serious Shit

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serious shit toilet

This is some Serious Shit (TM) right here…

There is hard, compacted stool from my methadone using days, the more liquid form of excretion during withdrawals, constant use of DF-118 (dihydrocodeine) and the small compacted shit that you see underlying the rest.

There is even a log in there the size of an 8″ dildo after a colon blockage from extensive and excessive use of opiates (three week’s worth of shit backed up) that hurt like HELL coming out. Now I know how it feels like to be ass fucked. 🙁

The yellow goo is new, fresh from last night and this morning’s offerings to the porcelain throne.

I think there should be a lot of puke in there too – projectile vomiting from excessive drinking and general throwing up…and deep, deep down, if you care to look (even the police wouldn’t) there should be about 5 points (500 mg) of methamphetamine in 5 straws and a meth pipe (plus several syringes) down there (if it hasn’t turned into shit already) during a moment of paranoia when I tried to flush it, pulled too hard and broke the damn thing.

…and what did I do? I shat on it, that’s what I did. I figured no one would want to dig through all that shit (easily a year’s worth, no shit) so I’m good and safe eh? 😉

BTW, does anyone know a good plumber?

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Prozac Nation

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prozac nation

I’m back to taking Prozac for depression again…20 mg of fluoxetine once a day. I’m not sure if it really helps to be honest, but it doesn’t not-help either. *shrugs*

World Cup 2006 winnings to date: RM 2,350

Switzerland vs. Togo
Asian Handicap Odds: Switzerland conceding 1 (one) goal
Bet: Switzerland (RM 300)
Result: 2-0

I took Switzerland on this match – and they trashed Togo. I wasn’t actually sure about this match and I took some time pondering whether to take Togo (actually started typing it in the SMS) before deciding on Switzerland…just coz they are a liberal country with regards to drugs. Switzerland pioneered the heroin injection clinics for harm reduction and MDMA research is being conducted there for PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).

Germany vs. Ecuador
Asian Handicap Odds: Germany conceding 1 1/2 goal
Bet: Germany (RM 300)
Result: 3-0

I went for Germany despite the odds coz Germany happens to be the host team and I think that counts for a lot…and it turns out to be the right choice, a sound trashing along the lines of 3 goals without conceding a single one.

Sweden vs. England
Asian Handicap Odds: England conceding 0X goal
Bet: England (RM 300)
Result: 2-2 (draw)

I didn’t want to bet on England – it was my girlfriend who suggested it. England, she said. David Beckham, she said. Thus, I humored her and bet RM 300 on it. It’s a 0X odds (basically if it’s a draw you lose half if you took England) so I lost RM 150 on this match. I still won overall last night though due to a full win from the Germany match. Therefore, I only won RM 150 last night after deducting this loss from the Germany win.

It seems that my winning streak is over based on the England loss last night – I suspect it could be due to the fact that I announced it just before the playoffs which somehow caused the undersea Internet cables to radiate at that particular time space continuum and following the chaos theory of physics somehow caused the 90th minute score by Sweden to clear the goal post. Butterfly effect and all that…. :p

Anyway, I’ll reply the comments later – I’m working on-site right now…

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Gynera oral contraceptive review

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gynera

Gynera is a brand of oral contraceptives – otherwise known as “birth control pills” made by the pharmaceutical group Schering AG. It contains a formulation of Gestodene 0.075 mg and Ethinylestradiol 0.03 mg combined in a single pill.

gynera contents

Gynera comes in a 21 tablet blister pack format and retails for RM 24 per box. That slightly works out to RM 1 per day since oral contraceptives are meant to be taken on a daily basis, preferably at the same time each day. It’s cheaper than my daily benzodiazepine dose, that’s for sure. 😉

gynera pills

Gynera has a day-of-the-week foil printed at the back of the blister pack for an easy dosage guide. The official recommendation is three weeks on the pill and one week off, but some people I know have taken it for months without a break. *shrugs*

Personally, I have never menstruated while on Gynera. It effectively prevented ovulation and thus, unintended reproduction during sexual congress. I give it two thumbs up!

I’m male though, so perhaps Gynera really wasn’t necessary at all since I’ve never menstruated in my entire life. 😉

P/S – This is a gag post, for those who didn’t get it. Gynera seems to work for a lot of people though…

However, I did take one pill coz someone dared me to. 😉

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This is an endearing stock photo from my archives

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endearing photo

I saw this family of four sharing the same small sized drink back in Sibu and I though it was endearing. Soccer mum. Kid in BB (Boy’s Brigade). Younger sister. Older sister.

…and now for something completely random

SUNG TO THE THEME OF “OH MANDY”

OH JOSEPHINE
OH YOU GAVE AND DISPENSED OXYCONTIN
THOUGH YOU’RE PROBABLY AWARE I’M DOCTOR SHOPPING
YOU STILL SMILED WHEN I ASKED FOR DUROGESIC

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The first documented instance of Internet slang making its way to SMS text

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net2cell

The first documented instances of the use of medium (or rather, carrier) related linguistics are usually quite inane, as is this first instance of Internet slang semantics spilling over to SMS (Short Message Service) text in cellular phones. Just like the first electric telegram sent “What hath God wrought!” using Morse code and the earliest smoke signal transmitted the message “Ogg like meat better after pig throw in fire”, the first Internet to SMS message (Net2SMS) went:

DF-118
w00t!!!!11oneone8

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