The runs

the runs

I was down with a serious case of The runs (TM) yesterday. I’m not sure if it’s something I ate that didn’t quite agree with me but I’m glad it has run its course. I’m still feeling dehydrated today from the intensity of the experience. ;)

Serious Shit

serious shit toilet

This is some Serious Shit (TM) right here…

There is hard, compacted stool from my methadone using days, the
more liquid form of excretion during withdrawals, constant use of
DF-118 (dihydrocodeine) and the small compacted shit that you see
underlying the rest.

There is even a log in there the size of an 8″ dildo after a colon
blockage from extensive and excessive use of opiates (three week’s
worth of shit backed up) that hurt like HELL coming out. Now I know how
it feels like to be ass fucked. :(

The yellow goo is new, fresh from last night and this morning’s offerings to the porcelain throne.

I think there should be a lot of puke in there too – projectile
vomiting from excessive drinking and general throwing up…and deep,
deep down, if you care to look (even the police wouldn’t) there should
be about 5 points (500 mg) of methamphetamine in 5 straws and a meth
pipe (plus several syringes) down there (if it hasn’t turned into shit
already) during a moment of paranoia when I tried to flush it, pulled
too hard and broke the damn thing.

…and what did I do? I shat on it, that’s what I did. I figured no
one would want to dig through all that shit (easily a year’s worth, no
shit) so I’m good and safe eh? ;)

BTW, does anyone know a good plumber?

Water slide for shit

shit water slide

A lot of people understandably don’t shit directly above the water
receptacle due to the “splash factor”. We usually aim upstream, so to
speak, to avoid public use toilet water from splashing on our ass
cheeks (or worse, into the actual hole itself).

shit water slide close

This practice seems to be widespread, as this water slide show.
We’ll deliver your shit straight down, so it won’t stain the bowl! The
wonders of modern sanitation engineering! ;)

shit water slide shit

It seems that my logs are a bit too much for the water slide to manage though coz it just stuck there.

It should have followed the laws of physics and the dynamics of water and slid right down, but it didn’t.

I guess that says a lot about my diet. ;)

Best photo for lunch hour viewing!

lunchpic.JPG

It just makes your lunch all the more tastier doesn’t it? I’m
feeling so hungry right now after taking this photo, I really have to
run down to the food court and get something to eat. I’ll reply the
comments when I get back, this photo from the Ground Floor male toilets
of Kenanga International is really whetting my appetite!

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