sixthseal.com 4th Birthday!

sixthseal.com was officially launched on 19th April 2002. πŸ™‚

4th birthday

sixthseal.com celebrates it’s 4th anniversary today! It’s been up to close to half a decade and still going. There were several setbacks this year, mostly due to a drug possession case which severely restricted the nature of my posts so I’m going to do one last experience report to commemorate the fourth anniversary of the site (which is a traditionally unlucky number in Chinese culture, and certainly is an unlucky year for me).

Ecstasy pill name: Red apples
Pill color: Pink with red specks
Circa: KL, Malaysia 2006 (er…I mean 1906, sorry about the date confusion ;))
Suspected contents: MDMA with ketamine (qualitative findings, not reagent tested)
Other substances consumed: Yes. πŸ˜‰

4th anniversary ecstasy

MDMA and ketamine pill combinations are actually pretty common in Malaysia. These are nicely pressed pills (hard) with beveled edges and a solid, high quality imprint of an apple. These are nicely done pills, not a shoddy home kitchen pill press product.

The subject (male, 60 kg) and a companion (female, 50 kg) swallowed 1 1/2 pills each (crushed up) on an empty stomach and interesting dissociative effects characteristic of ketamine started to manifest, so the decision was made to powder the remaining pill and insufflate it.

Subjective characteristics associated with MDMA (empathy, initial “Ecstasy coming up rush”, blurred vision) started to manifest so the remainder powdered pill was split into lines and selective sensory deprivation (scientists refer to it by the technical term “switching off the lights and turning up the music” ;)) was initiated.

4th anniversary lines

Nystagmus and mild hallucinations started setting in at the peak (T+ 0:45) and the lines were insufflated over an unknown period of time (snorting the powdered pills produced a “speedy” rush with dominating ketamine qualities e.g. confabulation and time-space disorientation).

4th anniversary cannabis

Cannabis was smoked at about T+ 1:30 and throughout the next few hours which mellowed out the trip (not an intended effect) but the visual anomalies and nystagmus and CNS MDMA effects lasted until T+ 3:00 before tapering off. Subject’s companion also reported similar experiences. Other substances consumed:

4th anniversary other substances

Erimin 5 (nimetazepam)
Xanax (alprazolam)
Alcohol

Rating: 6/10
(The “pig” imprinted pills circa December, 2005 from Kuching seems to have a higher MDMA content)

Thank you for allowing me to make one final experience report of a substance consumed in…er, 1906. πŸ˜‰

Without further adieu, here’s a recap of the troubled history of sixthseal.com during the past year:

I got arrested, everyone knows that by now, so I won’t go through any drug or pharmaceutical posts.

[sixthseal.com]
A tongue-in-cheek comparison between the two popular ED (Erectile Dysfunction) pharmaceuticals. Oops…did I just say “pharmaceuticals”? πŸ˜‰

Water slide for shit [sixthseal.com]
A reminder to the kids that opiate dependency is Not Fun (TM).

The bird nesting outside my window [sixthseal.com]
Before the H5N1 avian flu hit, people were actually rooting for birds! No shit!

Turtle eggs preparation recipe and report [sixthseal.com]
Before the…oh alright, people have always been rooting for turtles.

I sneezed and my atomic bomb went off [sixthseal.com]
I still think this is the funniest post title for the last year. MapleSEA.com is another corporate time drainer – active in sixthseal.com via MapleStory since 2006.

The cough syrup that locals abuse [sixthseal.com]
In the name of science!!111

PPS Bash 2005 [sixthseal.com]
The Project Petaling Street Malaysian blogger meetup writeup. Quite a mouthful.

Google AdSense cheque [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com was doing good on Google AdSense (trial case study since the site involves drug and pharmaceutical content) until too many complaints flooded in (from other bloggers *rolls eyes*) and I was informed of it by my trial case handler after only the third cheque was received.

Gone fishin’ [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com vs. South China Sea

Mount Kinabalu – The Summit Trail [sixthseal.com]
Mount Kinabalu summit – Climbing Lows Peak [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com vs. Mount Kinabalu

Snorkeling at Manukan Island, Sabah [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com vs. The Beach

Laman Web Dajal (Evil website) [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com vs. The Establishment
(sixthseal.com lost – “vs. The Establishment” is never a good nor fair, fight – I strongly suggest you avoid it ;))

Tongue Piercing – Photos and videos [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com goes tongue piercing (again)

Dragons Playing Pearl Fireworks Mines and Shots review with videos [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com in “How not to light a cake firework”
(but he does it anyway)

CNY firecrackers and fireworks roundup – a sixthseal.com Chap Goh Meh special [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com in “Playing with fire”

Jong’s Crocodile Farm report [sixthseal.com]
sixthseal.com vs. Crocodiles.
A tribute to those of you who can identify with crocodile farms, reptilian or mammal. πŸ˜‰

and the other “Noteworthy Post” in the sixthseal.com blog year from 19th April 2005 to 19th April 2006:

I won the Sports Toto 6/42 Jackpot! [sixthseal.com]
I won the 4D TOTO (Lotto) Jackpot!
…but only got RM 30 (USD 8) out of it.

Read more in the sixthseal.com archives [sixthseal.com].

Despite everything, sixthseal.com has managed to conquer sand, sea and surf during the past year. We’ll see what challenges the next year provides. πŸ™‚

sixthseal.com has been online for 4 years and counting and it won’t stop until I stop.

The first anniversary of sixthseal.com can be viewed here [sixthseal.com].

The second anniversary of sixthseal.com can be viewed here [sixthseal.com].

The third anniversary of sixthseal.com can be viewed here [sixthseal.com].

A big “Thank You” goes out to all the readers of sixthseal.com. The support is very much appreciated, as always.

It’s been great, guys! πŸ™‚

Hail to the King, Baby!

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Waffles with butter and honey

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I had the best waffles with butter and honey (which is available at most ice cream attachments e.g. the defunct Frostee Boy to SugarBun outlets) while I was in Sibu. SugarBun seriously has the best waffles in town – I don’t know if it’s nostalgia (used to eat heaps of it during my youth) but it’s good.

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It goes best with a banana split (which has degraded in quality but at least it doesn’t come with stock vanilla ice cream, but flavors of your choice now).

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The Peach Paradise is a great sundae as well…can’t beat canned peaches when you’re craving for sugar. πŸ™‚

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OMG! I actually thought sixthseal.com's birthday is on the 16th instead of the 19th of April

I spent the weekend in the arms of opiate withdrawal, shitting bricks with my nose running to the ground and throwing up every time I eat anything. It wasn’t pleasant…and reprieve was brought today in the form of 12 tablets of DF-118 (360 mg of DHC) which I had intentionally saved up – I’m just buying time Morpheus, I’ll pay you back tomorrow.

I promise. I don’t need to – you come and make me pay you back anyway. It’s not like I can run and hide. *shrugswithazasinshrugz”

I had a dream last night. I can only remember bits and pieces of it, but I remember a dismal landscape, with only a girl there, of my age, who guided me through it. Except she wasn’t helping me, she was just providing warmth and company through the journey and I was just getting more and more lost in the dreamscape. The strangest thing she said to me when I confronted her about that is that “I am you. You just don’t know it yet.”

…and OMG! I just used up my opiate allowance for making a birthday post…but it’s not due yet! ZOMG! GOM!111

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The long Good Friday weekend…

good friday meat

I’m back in Sibu for the long Good Friday weekend for a well deserved break…

good friday greens

…eating home cooked meats and greens.

Hmm…I haven’t done this in a very long time. This has got to be one of the Top 10 Healthiest Posts in the history of sixthseal.com. =D

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Shrimp shots a.k.a. Drunken Prawn

…a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

shrimp shots story

The legendary shrimp shots was created during an inebriated session in Luconia. Fresh, live shrimp somehow found its way into the bar and someone came up with the idea of putting it into shots of tequila. It started out as an experiment to see how long the shrimp would survive in the hostile, high alcohol content environment. We also wanted to see if shrimp would swim sideways when it got drunk.

The shrimp started swimming frantically, waggling its tiny little shrimp feet. Unfortunately, there was no sideways drunken prawn action. πŸ™

The dare for someone to down the shrimp shot came…and yours truly bravely stepped up to slam the shot (with the live shrimp still inside).

shrimp shots

Download: Shrimp shots video [sixthseal.com]

The next experiment came along (okay, we were just messing around) and I downed it again, to the aghast of most people. πŸ™‚

drunken prawn

Download: Drunken prawn video [sixthseal.com]

The drunken prawn lives!!!

(inside my stomach)

Credits:
Hope Foo
Cherie Foo
Poh Huai Bin
Jimmy
David

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An ode to DF118 (Dihydrocodeine 30 mg tablets)

df118 smile

DF118 [sixthseal.com] has got to be one of my favorite easily obtainable prescription opioids. It’s great – in fact, it’s so good that I just had to make a tribute to it. The 30 mg dihydrocodeine tartate (DHC) tablets are arranged to form the words D, F, 1, 1, 8.

There is a happy emoticon at the bottom too – commonly known as a smiley.

DF118 shares a lot of aspects with codeine, except codeine gives a better nod compared to DHC, which has a strange stimulant quality to it. DF118 is twice as strong compared to codeine and it’s great for staving off opiate withdrawals (and getting off as well ;)) and the addition of hypnotic benzodiazepines like Dormicum (midazolam) can produce the much sought after “opiate nod”. πŸ™‚

Excuse me while I enjoy…er, I mean, force myself to consume this horrible medication which I have to take as an abortive migraine remedy. πŸ˜‰

I shall reply all comments tomorrow.

df118 making of

Guess how many 30 mg DF118 tablets this arrangement contains? =D

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Hershey's Swoops – Irresistible slices of chocolate candy!

hersheys swoops aisles

Hershey’s Swoops is a relatively new product which is the epitome of chocolate research and psychological studies. Okay, maybe it’s not that groundbreaking, but I still think it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread! The official description goes “Hershey’s Swoops are curvy, solid chocolate slices delivering an indulgent, mouth-melting experience”.

hersheys swoops

Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Swoops retails for RM 12.90 and comes in cardboard canisters containing three snack-pack cups, each containing six Swoops slices for a total of 18 slices of chocolate. Slices of chocolate. You heard me right. Hershey’s Swoops is chocolate slices shaped and molded in the vein of potato chips (crisps). OMG!

hersheys swoops box

The back of Hershey’s Swoops has a photo of the delicious slices of chocolate in actual size. The text goes “Hershey’s Swoops are the essence of your favorite chocolate candy. The unique shape envelops your mouth in chocolate bliss. Take a moment to experience Swoops…anytime, anywhere”.

hersheys swoops cups

The cardboard box of Hershey’s Swoops opens up to reveal three individually sealed cups containing 6 slices (slices!) of chocolate. I like the snack-packs design although I feel it’s redundant since you can’t just eat one!!!11oneone (as Lay’s would put it…damn the person who invented potato chips / crisps).

hersheys swoops cup open

This is what the Hershey’s Swoops looks like. It looks like potato chip (crisps) shaped chocolate…and it’s the same size as an average tongue so putting the chocolate slice in your mouth and letting it melt covers the entire mouth with chocolate.

hersheys swoops slice

It’s an experience to behold…if you haven’t had Hershey’s Swoops yet, you haven’t experienced the amazing difference the shape can do to the taste and sheer texture. It’s like methamphetamine…you think insufflating (snorting) it is great, but wait till you smoke it! You think smoking meth is great, but wait till you bang (IV injection) it!

hersheys swoops slices

Hershey’s Swoops is the IV method of eating chocolate in the analogy above. You put the tongue shaped chocolate slices into you mouth, close it, taste the rich, milky chocolate enveloping your entire senses and…chocolate rush! OMG!

Hershey’s Swoops is really an experience to behold…it’s amazing that a commercial chocolate manufacturer can come out with chocolate that would revolutionize the chocolate industry. The chocolate slices produces a totally different experience to eating chocolate.

Disclaimer: sixthseal.com does not condone the use of Hershey’s Swoops. It should be noted that eating Hershey’s Swoops can be addictive to people with a history of drug and alcohol dependency. Please do not share Hershey’s Swoops…it would be consumed faster than you can imagine. πŸ˜‰

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Fresh Kaki (Fresh Feet) for sale @ RM 5 each

fresh kaki

People with a foot fetish rejoice! Fresh kaki (kaki means feet in BM) is available for your licking, sucking, caressing, and worshipping pleasure for only RM 5!

fresh kaki pair

I sampled a pair of fresh kaki and it still has a nice pungent smell and tasted great!

fresh kaki inside

The sole of the feet is tender and pliable…

fresh kaki front

…while the ridge of the feet is rough, with bits of moss attached to it from a hard day’s work.

fresh kaki akira sushi

Fresh Kaki – Only at Akira Sushi!

Alright freaks, if that turned you on, you’re at the wrong site. πŸ˜‰

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Drunk and Disorderly

drunk and disorderly

He should have been on the cover of Drunk and Disorderly. =D

Behind the Scenes: The making of Drunk and Disorderly

drunk and disorderly making of

The bottles are neatly arranged around the subject to resemble behavior consistent with binge alcohol consumption…

drunk and disorderly prawn

…and a prawn is added for a touch of authenticity. The prawn is an inside joke…more about that in the next post. πŸ˜‰

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Duromine 30 mg (Phentermine HCl) capsules

duromine

Duromine is the Asia-Pacific brand name for Phentermine Hydrochloride made by 3M Pharmaceuticals (Australia). It’s from the very same parent company that makes Post-it notes. πŸ™‚ Just as Post-it notes has revolutionized office work – so has Duromine. I take 3 capsules with my morning coffee to jolt me awake. Post-it notes made remembering important work related stuff possible and its partner Duromine provides that vital boost in CNS stimulation to translate that into productivity. πŸ˜‰

Duromine does not contain the instant release formulation of phentermine and is for all intents and purposes similar to Ionamin [sixthseal.com] – as described in the product safety sheet, “Grey and reddish brown hard gelatin capsules with the caption DUROMINE 30 printed in white in the axial direction on each capsule half. Each capsule contains phentermine ion-exchange resin complex that releases phentermine 30 mg.”

Hmm…I can’t seem to shake off this depression…even writing about pharmaceuticals doesn’t cheer me up anymore. *shrugs*

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