Stage exit left, regurgitate

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Greetings! My apologies for the lack of updates, I was sick (no,
really). It started on Friday morning when I ate some noodles with
sotong by the roadside for breakfast which made me projectile vomit for
the rest of the day…seriously, I couldn’t keep even fluids down,
despite my best attempts, and my best attempt can be a good one,
considering the things I’ve had and held down in the past. πŸ˜‰

Anyway, was absolutely knackered for the rest of the day, but
still worked nevertheless, like the productive employee I am. Heh. I
didn’t want to call it quits and take an MC because these things “build
character” or so I’m told, so I subjected myself to a day of frequent
trips to the bathroom for regurgitation. This makes two dubious quasi
“character building” events in the past week, the first being the
hypothermia (my mind was convinced anyway) incident. More about that
soon!

Back to being knackered, I finally decided to see a doctor at around
5 pm (coz being dehydrated sucks) and said I’ll be back. That’s not a
good time to go to a doctor because the clinics usually close around
that time. Thus, it was back to work and I practically had to crawl
back to Bangsar after work. It was seriously that bad, somehow food
poisoning and the subsequent hourly regurgitation and stomach cramps
tires you like nothing else. It felt much worse than multiple day
*cough* runs without food, that was how bad it was.

Anyway, got to Bangsar, crawled (a manly crawl, mind you) into the
nearest clinic and got an IM injection, a much appreciated anti-emetic
which stopped all thoughts of throwing up within 20 minutes, and I ate
a bun and slept for 17 hours and felt perfectly fine today, and went to
work and went to BB and came back and now I’m writing this. I will be
posting the Melbourne convo series soon, please entertain yourself by
looking at this in the meantime:

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It’s a Christmas present from Lee Qeuh (I think – the signature is
hard to read) from the company Christmas dinner that I couldn’t attend
because I was in Melbourne at that time. There was an exchange of gifts
scheduled, I didn’t know what I gave though, since I didn’t have time
on the Friday I was about to leave so Rozana (my friend from work who
sits beside me) got a present for me by proxy instead.

Please stand by, the much delayed Melbourne series is coming right up…

I can’t believe it’s not sushi!

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This is a photo of a chef preparing sushi at Genki Sushi today.
Well, he’s assistant chef but anyway, the most important question
is…er, I forgot. Anyway, I ate at Genki Sushi today with a friend and
the photos will be up tomorrow and I will have to reply the comments
tomorrow during lunch hour too. I’m sorry, I’ve been saying this in
most of the recent posts, and it must be getting old.

However, I realized that tomorrow is Thursday and I’m flying to
Melbourne on Friday and I’ve not done all the things that I need to do
yet! There literally a shitload of things to arrange (the least of
which is the fact that I don’t have a “clean” bag and my laundry would
not be ready by Friday if the rain continues) before I go over and I
have to work on Friday, so everything has to be done by tomorrow (won’t
be sleeping then) so I can come back to work on Friday, pick up my
bags, take a taxi to KL Sentral and take the KLIA Express to KLIA. My
plane leaves at 9:20 pm (wtf, I thought it was a midnight flight) and I
finish work at 5:30 pm.

Bets on whether I make that flight or not comes with odds of 3:1,
and I’ve taken too many leaves so I don’t think I can take another one
on Friday without finding myself on the unemployment line. πŸ˜‰ I don’t
know, I’ll ask just for the sake of asking. Wish me luck ya, and
someone hire me if I get fired. :p

There is only one purple Christmas tree…

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Behold! I am one! I tricked you all.

It’s so obvious that we (meaning me and veritas) should be beheaded
for even mistaking it. There were never two or three trees. There was
only meant to be one. If you squint a little (though squinting isn’t
really necessary once you’ve seen the light) you can see that the
coniferous objects starts to become smaller in circumference, and
together with the unfinished top (which AlCee
[tripod.com] pointed out), it might be obvious to someone of a superior
intellect and/or observational skills that the 3 trees were meant to be
stacked on top of each other to form one gigantic, disturbingly pointy
and phallic looking Christmas tree.

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AlCee, it has both a top with the Suria KLCC decor…

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and a bottom. With performers to boot.

However, that still doesn’t change the fact that Suria KLCC
duped me into believing there were three trees in the first place. I
just realized yesterday (Friday) on the way back. My whole belief
system has been shattered. πŸ™ Thus, I am going to stop patronizing the
place in protest! Well, except for the necessary passing through during
my daily commute that is. *cough* It’s like if one day I go “Hey guys,
sorry for misleading you all, but there never was a veritas in the
first place…”. You’ll be going wtf and “That’s it, I’m out of here.”
and all that too. πŸ˜‰

Anyway, enough nonsense…just got back from Bukit Bintang, will
post up photos of that event in front of Low Yat just now later. I
won’t be going anywhere tonight, I have heaps of things on my “To Do”
list, starting with writing my long due The Weblog Review review and
ending with a through cleansing of my wallet (which I’ve decided to
bring over). I’ll be flying to Melbourne on Friday! πŸ™‚

Oh and btw, there’s this question for anyone who has the experience
before. I’ve only had experience with Melbourne -> Malaysia, not the
other way, so just to be sure. Anyway, I have a Schedule 4 (Australia)
prescription which I have to bring over. It’s 100% legitimate, I’ve
explained the situation to the doctor and he says to get customs to
call him if there are any problems. It’s a go right? A few concerns:

1. He doesn’t work Saturdays (which is when I’ll be arriving in Melbourne).
2. The prescription does not have the name of the substance, only “morning” and “night”.
3. I have to declare it and I’ll have to say what it is and the tablets
are generics (one local and one popular recognizable generic brand).

I mean, it should be okay, since it’s just Schedule IV and it’s
legit after all. No problems right? I just don’t want to be given the
third degree and have sniffer dogs all over me, ya know. I probably
won’t through, I’ve brought flunitrazepam (Schedule 8) and clobazam
(Schedule 4) back to Malaysia before, no one even blinked or showed any
interest, but this is going the other way.

Disclaimer: The flunitrazepam was disposed of in-flight since it’s illegal in Malaysia.

I’m not going to state my prescription here since a lot of people I
know in real life read my blog, the schedule should be enough
information and not bringing it over is not an option since…well,
don’t ask, it just has to go with me that’s all. Thoughts? No problems
right?

Go forth and multiply!

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Well slap my ass and call me Sally! The stork cometh for the purple
Christmas trees at Suria KLCC! There was only two Christmas trees in
KLCC yesterday. However, as I steppeth, er…sorry, I mean as I stepped
into the central court today, I beheld the sight of three purple Christmas trees!

It must have happened sometime last night or earlier today. For the Lord sayeth:

“Be fruitful and multiply!”

and damn it, those faithful Christmas trees went forth and multiplied! Now, that’s showing initiative!

Well, actually, Genesis goes “As for you, be fruitful and increase
in number; multiply on the earth and increase upon it.” but let’s not
go into semantics.

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It looks like these things aren’t just for show. πŸ˜‰

The purple christmas tree at Suria KLCC

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Purple haze.

I noticed this new decor at the central court of Suria KLCC today.
I was there to meet HB, he’s passing the cherry tobacco to me.
I’m veritas [castitas.com] btw, and I can’t remember the last time I posted here…

I went up and down taking this photo.
It’s a large Christmas tree with a smaller one beside it.
It’s beautiful…just like you.
and it’s attached, just like you…

I don’t know what this feeling I have is…
I’m not infatuated…I don’t think of you all the time…
It’s not a crush, I’ve felt this way for a while.
I don’t harbor any thoughts of being with you.

Love?
Crush?
Nothing.

The best I can describe it is affection…
I like your eyes, the way you smile and the way you talk to me
Mesmerizing…
It reminds me of something in my past

It’s certainly not love, and this feeling is purely platonic
It’s strange though, I hardly talk to you
I hardly even think about you, unless I notice you
But the fondness is always there when that happens.

That makes me happy. πŸ™‚
You’re a purple christmas tree in a faceless crowd.

Cocaine is the new heroin!

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and more FUD from the Federal Narcotics Department. I honestly
wonder how much the department and the media knows about
drugs…there’s this distinct lack of knowledge about drugs and the
behavorial aspects of drug users, it’s a wonder they can differentiate
between Ecstasy (MDMA) and Erimin (nimetazepam). Er…nevermind, I
don’t think most of them can. πŸ˜‰

Anyway, this article is here:

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Wednesday/Frontpage/20031203074512/Article/

Copy and paste into the URL bar coz it’s not permanent, it’ll be
de-linked in a couple of days like most newspapers with an online
presence. Highly recommended and humorous read. πŸ™‚

P/S – Just in case some people are wondering what’s so funny, heroin
users typically (in Australian and other country’s studies during
periouds of draught) turn to either methamphetamine or benzodiazepines
like temazepam. Come on, no one would go for coke, it’s so expensive
and lasts for a scant 30 minutes compared to the much longer lasting
meth. It’s stupid to even suggest that heroin dependant people would go
for cocaine, meth (which is cheap and plentiful in Malaysia) would be
the obvious choice. I didn’t even want to blog about this, but it’s
just too illogical and ill researched and yet it made a front page
article on a major daily newspaper.

Funniest statement:
We have found no cases of cocaine being sold in Malaysia, but the possibility is there.
Look harder. πŸ˜‰

Most illogical statement:
With the scarcity of heroin in the market, syndicates may try to
smuggle in cocaine, which could be priced even lower than heroin to
attract buyers.

Error…sentence does not compute. :p

Right. Back to work.

Thai Seafood Sensation Pizza

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Pizza Hut’s Thai Seafood Sensation Pizza (spicy)

It tastes pretty good – the sauce is great and there’s tuna, squid
and crabstick with other stuff on it. Ordered delivery just now, woke
up, called for a pizza, ate it and I’m going to sleep now. I have to go
to work tomorrow…and I still haven’t made a full recovery so here’s a
final rally, couple of beers, stuff myself, (I didn’t inhale), (legally
prescribed) and yeah, sounds like I’ll have a nice 12 hour sleep. πŸ™‚

US$ 10 Amazon Gift Certificate

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I received a US$ 10 Amazon gift voucher from Brent, who runs The Weblog Review
[theweblogreview.com]. I’m not sure if I should be saying this since it
hasn’t been announced but it was supposed to be on Monday. *shrug*
Thanks Brent! I did not know about the contest until two days before it
closed and er…posted up a review that I did several days ago with a
link right on top. *cough* I figured that with the 1.3k visitors I get,
someone is bound to click on that link, and sure enough 42 people
clicked on the link when it was the first post.

I know, that’s not exactly ethical, but checks and balances were in
place – a reviewer cannot win first price (US$ 20), only second place
(US$ 10). I was told that I was actually the top referrer, but I write
for The Weblog Review and it was decided that it would be unfair for
others who does not have the liberty of posting up reviews to…well,
give hits a boost. I write once in a while, even though I committed to
one review per week, which reminds me…I need to write one tonight.

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Gotta have drums…

Anyway, I’ve been eating nothing since this breakfast I grabbed this
morning. There was a stall that always was in front of the workplace,
but they weren’t open during the puasa month until today. Which reminds
me, thanks to Taryn I now get to run around the office and take photos
of people doing (client’s name) work and send it daily to Catharine,
the Creative Director. Yeah I can’t talk about work stuff or post any
photos because of the NDA I signed and the confidentiality agreement. I
just took a couple today, the first batch, but again, only for internal
use.

I just got back from the office not long ago, wanted to finish up
some stuff and I had the energy and mental clarity (hey, from caffeine
ok) so I reckon I would finish it up before going home. Also, I
couldn’t seem to drag myself off the seat and the thing I’m working on
is rather compulsive on coffee…I just had to finish it off, or else
I’ll never leave it alone. πŸ˜‰ It’s like…hmm, you go down the list one
by one and you just have to finish everything, you can’t concentrate on
any other thing. Tweakers, you know what I’m talking about. Disclaimer:
That sentence should not be interpreted to mean that I myself ‘tweak’
in the classic sense as I was using that term for caffeine.

Thus, I won’t be sleeping tonight, there’s not much time left
anyway. I did get enough sleep yesterday, so yeah, will be up while I
write a review and maybe work getting another one of my “meth projects”
off the ground. Disclaimer: “Meth projects” is simply a metaphor for
the things I start (remember sixthseal.com mailbag? the autograph
project? and now this Black Kingdom chapter-a-day fiction) but don’t
finish, and is not an admission of any activities normally associated
with that term.

Well, more verbal diarrhea, it seems that there is some activity in
the search engine world (well, I only aim for Google) recently. I’m not
a hardcore SEO (Search Engine Optimizer) per se and it’ll be sad to see
the Malaysian blog scene start to care about PR (PageRank) and compete
for SERPs (Search Engine Results Page/Position). There are blogs out
that that will not link a lower PR site or one that has PR 0 or grey
barred because outbound links are essentially a ‘vote’ and will
contribute PR.

IMHO, that’s counter productive, especially in the blog scene. It
shouldn’t matter what PR a blog is, if you like it and read it daily,
then by all means link it. That’s what community is about…not linking
to get PR or to hog PR. Personally, I’ve never minded what PageRank a
page is before linking, everyone started with a low PR and get
“importance” from content or inbound links, which I like to call
“uplifting”. Read Davin Brin’s Uplift saga to get that.

Anyway, just in case you didn’t know, yeah I do a bit of SEO but
it’s mainly for SERPs. I’ve got a couple I’m proud of (particularly
this high ranking one in a high results (millions) keyword) and some I
don’t give two fucks about, and I’m glad to say that I dropped in the
latter but not the former. πŸ™‚ I don’t even know when Googlebot crawled
nor do I have time for these things now but on an interesting note:

http://www.sixthseal.com
is PR 6
http://www.sixthseal.com/
is PR 5
http://sixthseal.com/
is a mere PR 3

I’m thinking about using Apache redirects at the .htaccess level to
consolidate PR but I don’t know whether Googlebot likes that or not.
I’m pretty sure the PR 6 is just Google flux anyway and I’ll be back to
PR 5 again soon. I publicize the site as “sixthseal.com” which would
get the browser to display the 3rd URL. However, inbound links are
mostly using the 2nd method, which is what I use to link internal pages
too. I don’t see the logic behind a PR 6 for the URL without the /
though.

Enough Search Engines 101, basically, I was surprised to see a PR 6
on the URL without the trailing / and was interested to see metafilters
topping me using my link (not PPS) and was happy to see that the SERPs
I hold dear are still there. If anyone is wondering what keywords I
target, wonder no more, it should be pretty obvious. I won’t be stating
them here, since they’re all er…chemically related.

Anyway, if you just skimmed through all that, you might get the
impression that I’m making two different stances. I’m not, I just meant
I personally do some optimization (but not hardcore ones, don’t have
time for that) but that doesn’t mean I care about the PR of blogs I
link and I don’t think anyone else should either. It would be sad to
see the blogging scene degenerate to a “Will I gain PR?” link policy.

Okay, it’s 2 am so I should stop talking now. I’ll write a review
and then reply the comments and write the nasi ayam post if I have time
left tonight and write another chapter of Black Kingdom in the unlikely
event that there’s any time left after all that. I’ll be back again
after writing a review for TWR.

You know, I found that talking about SEO issues during Google Dance always lowers my PageRank. Heh.

Postcard from fel! :)

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I guessed right! πŸ™‚ I was hoping for this trippy postcard when I saw the stack of 13 postcards on fel’s site
[frens.ws]. Heh! I just got it today. Well, technically it was
yesterday, but it was past midnight on Friday when I arrived home and
saw the postcard. πŸ™‚ Thanks for the postcard Fel! I appreciate that you
took out the time to choose this one. Work is good, but tiring as
usual, going to have to go into the office tomorrow.

I like the image on the postcard – it’s vaguely suggestive and all
those lines make the postcard really intense to look at. The swirls and
curves blends together and creates this surreal feeling. I have to say
that this is my 3rd day without sleep though, so sleep deprivation
visual disturbances might have contributed to the strange effect.
Bizzare. πŸ™‚

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