Okay, now this is an established fact. Anyone who believes otherwise is an:
1. Idiot
2. Superstitious idiot
3. Ignorant idiot
(Sorry grandma)
Anyway, I have eaten large quantities of durian and drank prodigous amounts of alcohol at the same time to no ill effects.
Except a hangover…but that’s to be expected.
I was out during the weekend with my friends and but before that I helped my dad open a couple of durians and ate some.
We started drinking and playing pool at a lounge and then moved somewhere where they have a…
…livelier live band.
I started drinking this beer called Zoror Beer (RM 20 per jug, can’t beat that) in earnest and I knew I drank quite a lot because I have stupid photos in my camera.
Me and Jo. These are not my glasses. They are Eddy’s – he put them on when I asked him about this chick – thing is he doesn’t need them. Thus, I put it on and went out front to see if it would make the girls look hotter or whether its the beer goggles.
Jo giving me a cheat sheet on Tagalog. I keep forgetting and she keeps telling me and finally she just wrote it down.
As the night goes on, the memory becomes rather hazy…
BUT
I remember eating three whole durians when I got back, drunkenly stuffing myself full of the King of Fruits before I went to sleep. After all that drinking.
…and I’m still alive.